1. A funny joke from the hilarious female boss. She signed a contract with the young female boss a month ago to reduce her face. It has not been effective for 28 days. Yesterday, the boss returned the contract payment and also compensated me 500 yuan. I asked the reason, and the

1. hilarious female boss made a funny joke. He signed a contract with the young female boss a month ago to reduce his face. It has not had any effect for 28 days. Yesterday, the boss returned the contract payment and also compensated me 500 yuan. I asked the reason, and the female boss said aggrievedly: We lost fat, your face is too thick, I can do nothing, please forgive me.

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. It’s better to have a good amount of wine. A friend got drunk and squatted at the door to talk about his dog’s life. I went, and the dog fell asleep in the end. He kept asking: Are you talking about what I said right?

3. It’s raining and hilarious jokes. It was raining when I went out to play with my friends. I was talking and laughing in the rain. She casually said, "Don't pretend," and forced me. As expected, she replied, "I was struck by lightning. Suddenly, there was a click behind her and was completely stunned for a long time!" It was really time to look back at Ni's tree breaking.

4. A brother drove on the street in BMW . When he saw a beautiful girl coming quickly in front of him, he hurriedly used his trick to pick up girls: first honk the horn wildly, and when she couldn't attract her attention, he took out a stack of 100-dollar bills and sang it on his fingertips, but the MM was still indifferent. In desperation, he took out a box of gold, silver and jewelry to show off. As a result, MM speeded up her feet and said as she walked, "There are so many wealthy people in this city, but the toilet is too difficult to find!"

5. There is a weirdo in my WeChat Moments. I posted some mood all day long such as: I am in a very good mood today, I am in a good meal, but I am in a bad mood today, I am rewarded myself with a good meal, I am paid today, I am scolded today, and I am comforted myself with a good meal! Whenever I see this, I wish I could fly to her and jump up and kick her, if it weren’t for my wife!

6. Some girls are really good. They have zero requirements for men, not money, not a house, not a career. However, such a kind girl really can't get anything. Because in this world, children who can cry have milk and drink nothing, and no one will pay attention to you. Men, don’t really think that women don’t care about anything just because they don’t ask for anything. Maybe they care about it just love.

7. Today I took the electric card to the business hall to buy electricity. The salesperson asked the old man in front of me, "How much do you buy?" The old man said, "200." The salesperson asked, "200 degrees?" The old man said, "Your electricity is sold by pounds!" Donations are like in heat, and you will get it immediately when you think about it.

8. Several old people on the street are about to retire. On that day, a group of people were chatting. One of them had been retired for four years. Everyone asked, "Is it okay to retire?" The old man smiled and said, "The first two years were very good." Everyone asked, "What about the next two years? Isn't it good?" The old man frowned and said, "My wife also retired in the next two years."