1. Don’t use such thick foundation, you can’t see your appearance clearly. 2. Don’t tell me that I’m young and frivolous, I only know that the winner is the king. 3. Be a girl, keep poetry in your heart and apply butter on your face. 4. Showing love cannot torture me, only povert

1. Don’t use such a thick foundation, you can’t see your appearance clearly.

2. Don’t tell me that I am frivolous, I only know that the winner is the king.

3. Be a girl, keep poetry in your heart and apply butter on your face.

4. Showing love cannot torture me, only poverty can torture me.

5. Money is so reliable that it can be fake, let alone human words?

6. When I think of you, a smile will appear on my ugly face.

7. Look at my bad temper, just hug me.

8. My head hurts so much, maybe it’s because of the overflowing knowledge.

9. What should I roast first in barbecue? I'll think about you first.

10, love like pi , infinitely without looping.

11. Although the famous flowers have their own masters, I will loosen the soil.

12. Bedding is a branch opened by God on earth.

13. Don’t pretend to be cool with my sister, I’m minus ten degrees.

14. I always hope others will ask more questions about what I can’t say.

15. In ancient times, your appearance could be exchanged for three hundred years of peace in the border areas.

16. Your shortness is lifelong, but my fatness is temporary.

17. I chased with the arrow of Cupid , and you will fly when you wear a bulletproof vest.

18. It is a blessing, not a disaster, it is a pig that cannot escape.

19. You are a mountain river man in Qingdu, and you have been devoted to your life and are crazy.

20. If you don’t have money, tell me, I’ll teach you how to live without money.