Zhu Er was an out-and-out scumbag from elementary school to high school. Apart from being great at flirting with girls, she was a mess in all her homework. After the college entrance examination, his father originally contacted him a good university, but he decided to go to Lanxi

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Zhu Er was an out-and-out scumbag from elementary school to high school. Apart from being great at flirting with girls, she was a mess in all her homework. After the college entrance examination, his father originally contacted him a good university, but he decided to go to Lanxiang Vocational University to dig an excavator.

A few years later, he graduated.

One day, he insisted on treating a few of our high school classmates to dinner, saying that he had applied for a job at a tobacco company in Zheer City, with an annual salary of more than 400,000 yuan.

The classmates were all happy for him.

While eating, a classmate asked him: "Are the interview questions difficult?"

Zhu Er said: "Why is it difficult? The interviewer asked me a question, is your father okay?"

classmate asked: " How did you answer?"

Zhu Er said: "Of course I answered truthfully. I said, he went to Beijing for a meeting again yesterday."

A classmate asked me again: "You are from Zhejiang University. What are the interview questions for top students who graduated from ?

I said: "The interviewer asked, how is your sister?" Can you ask her out for dinner tonight? "Classmate

asked: "How did you answer? "

I said: "I am an orphan. "

Zhuer asked: "What's the result? "

A classmate answered for me: "As a result, he is still digging an excavator at Lanxiang Vocational University. "

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