Recently, Brother Dog was very heartbroken,
because I was abandoned by my parents...
And the murderer behind all this,
was the dog I personally brought home...
1
After my parents got a dog, I No longer biological.
Before I got a dog, my parents were most concerned about three things:
Love, work, and having children;
After I got a dog, my parents were only concerned about one thing:
"In ? "Go to bed early at night, don't disturb the rest of the dog at home!"
Looking at the dark circles under my eyes in the mirror,
I don't know whether to feel humble or grateful.
After all, it was thanks to the dog that my parents remembered me. Care about me
2
My parents love me, and they don’t spoil me too much! ?
Ever since Feichang came into the house,
nine out of ten parcels received at home,
were all gift packages my mother bought for Feichang:
My mother who has always been carefree,
After raising a dog, he became extremely doting Drowning is delicate,
I give the dog a bath, and sometimes I blame the water for being too hot, and sometimes I blame the water for being too cold;
(Original words: How do you touch the water inside? It’s a salty night, and the salt is cold!)
Ask me if I’m tired when you’re done Not tired, I can only answer:
Dog washing is not hard, but life is hard; dog washing water is not cold, but the heart is cold
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3
After raising a dog , my dad is incredibly gentle. ..
Before I got a dog, my dad gave repeated orders:
No dogs should be allowed to sleep on the bed!
After getting a dog, in order to sleep with the dog,
my dad never went to bed again? !
Father’s gentleness makes Brother Dog jealous!
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4
You guys comment, is it wrong for me to be jealous?
When a friend suggested that the dog should have a litter,
mother said: baa baa baa, it must be so small, it must hurt to death...
The mother's distressed tears broke down in an instant:
As a result, the tears did not flow to her chin. ,
My mother turned around and shouted to me,
"When will I have a baby? Then I can play with my sister (dog)!"
As the saying goes, people are inferior to dogs, that's probably it...
5
I swear, my dad is right I'm not even that patient.
My dad fed the dog ham sausage, but the dog didn't eat it.
The next second, my father handed me the ham sausage.
I thought he was asking me to help feed the dog, but unexpectedly he said:
" If the dog doesn’t eat it, remember to eat it and don’t waste it!”
What’s even more outrageous is that in order to always pay attention to the dog’s mood,
he would meditate in front of the dog cage all day long,
If I had been raised back then, I would have had this patience,
Today I can go to and Tsinghua !
6
I understand, it turns out that I am the redundant one at home...
Before raising a dog, my dad said:
If I dare to bring a dog home, I will stew it and eat it!
As a result, after raising a dog,
not only did my dad not eat it,
but he was also reluctant to leave the dog every time he went to the kitchen.
I had to hold it while cooking...
Oh, by the way. , I don’t eat this meal either Yes,
was made for dogs by my dad....
7
Help Brother Dog! Let Brother Dog go home as soon as possible!
Brother Dog got a call from his home just now.
told Brother Dog that only by completing the task for everyone to see,
will be qualified to go home and continue to be loved.
Brother Dog’s fate will be left to everyone!
[Today’s topic]
In your home, what is the status of the dog?
