Dog: I may not be a dog! I feel like I am just a human being, after all, I can do everything a human being can do! It turns out that what am I not a dog? My mother is too tired. I want to work more and help with housework. I want her to rest for a while. I am such a good baby! Po

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dog: I may not be a dog! I feel like I am just a human being, after all, I can do everything a human being can do! It turns out that what am I not a dog?

My mother is too tired. I want to work more and help with housework.

I want her to rest for a while. I am such a good baby!

is powered on, powered on! Go online, if I don’t stay up all night tonight, I won’t be a dog!

Master, do you want to come with me? You can never beat me!

Come on, come on! How can you not win? Run faster! I will win soon

Come on! I believe you can do it, please hurry up, or I will run up there!

I am so versatile, why can’t I find a girlfriend?

Why are you still looking at me? Hurry up and take photos for me until the evening for the marriage proposal!

can’t really do anything, and you don’t understand what I mean!

This baby sheep is just a child, why should I be the big brother?

You want to drink grandma, but I don’t have it, so I’ll give you some brewed drink! I am a really good brother

Reading can increase your knowledge. Only dogs who read will be liked by many people, okay?

Who doesn’t like a dog with high intelligence and profound knowledge?

Don't interfere with my reading of the newspaper. Come out quickly. I need to wear glasses to read the newspaper!

In addition to being knowledgeable, I am also a good husband and a good father.

I will iron all the clothes at home neatly so that my children can wear them with dignity!

The editor has something to say. If your dog shows any signs of treating itself as a human being, please post it for everyone to see!

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Excerpt: After receiving Wan Yuan's instructions, the four female assistants skillfully rolled up their cuffs and prepared to hold Shen Xingyu down. Perhaps because the bullying targets were too weak before, none of them dared to fight back. The group of people also expected that - DayDayNews

Excerpt: After receiving Wan Yuan's instructions, the four female assistants skillfully rolled up their cuffs and prepared to hold Shen Xingyu down. Perhaps because the bullying targets were too weak before, none of them dared to fight back. The group of people also expected that

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Recently I saw some teachers summarized it. "The Outrageous Answers Written by Primary School Students" felt the joy that I didn't have in my previous life. Thank you, I have forgotten how to write it. - DayDayNews

Recently I saw some teachers summarized it. "The Outrageous Answers Written by Primary School Students" felt the joy that I didn't have in my previous life. Thank you, I have forgotten how to write it.

Mom sees you give a great prize for Chinese homework! It's so outrageous that Lu Xun has to sit up after seeing it

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1. A classic best friend is a funny joke. Her best friend wants to lose weight, but she can't control her love for snacks, so she thought of a way to play games and divert her attention! I asked: How effective? She: Not to mention it, I really don’t have time to eat snacks now. I - DayDayNews

1. A classic best friend is a funny joke. Her best friend wants to lose weight, but she can't control her love for snacks, so she thought of a way to play games and divert her attention! I asked: How effective? She: Not to mention it, I really don’t have time to eat snacks now. I

Classic best friend’s embarrassing jokes, funny girlfriend’s hilarious jokes

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Such a boyfriend is very cute, you should cherish it to treat this Wellington beef as big as a burrito. Did I get slaughtered? If your brother’s girlfriend broke up with you, would you still like it? When two netizens who have been chatting online meet for the first time! It’s ti - DayDayNews

Such a boyfriend is very cute, you should cherish it to treat this Wellington beef as big as a burrito. Did I get slaughtered? If your brother’s girlfriend broke up with you, would you still like it? When two netizens who have been chatting online meet for the first time! It’s ti

Hilarious comment: Such a boyfriend is very cute, you should cherish it

07/10 1901

During the meal, I asked who lent me five hundred yuan, and when I paid her a salary, I paid her six hundred yuan. My parents, brothers and sister-in-law were just concerned about squeezing rice into their mouths, and no one said anything! Little niece: "I'll lend you five hundre - DayDayNews

During the meal, I asked who lent me five hundred yuan, and when I paid her a salary, I paid her six hundred yuan. My parents, brothers and sister-in-law were just concerned about squeezing rice into their mouths, and no one said anything! Little niece: "I'll lend you five hundre

Happy joke: During the meal, I asked who lent me five hundred yuan, and when I paid her a salary, I paid her six hundred yuan.

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Tiger: After all, I am a brother in front of you, how long have you been eating? Is it possible to digest so much? Is there such a coach who can't get a driver's license? It's a bit unreasonable. Today is another hopeful day. What is this? What is this? I'm running around? Is thi - DayDayNews

Tiger: After all, I am a brother in front of you, how long have you been eating? Is it possible to digest so much? Is there such a coach who can't get a driver's license? It's a bit unreasonable. Today is another hopeful day. What is this? What is this? I'm running around? Is thi

Brother, how long have you been eating? Can you digest so much at once?

07/10 1469

Where is your detailed introduction? I think we Chinese are OK. I also think this has meaning, but I don't know what it means. God replied: What is the most dirty and difficult thing to talk about since childhood? - DayDayNews

Where is your detailed introduction? I think we Chinese are OK. I also think this has meaning, but I don't know what it means. God replied: What is the most dirty and difficult thing to talk about since childhood?

God’s reply: What is the most dirty and difficult thing to talk about since childhood? I'm so laughing

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The chef should shave his hair first. You can use these socks as shoes. If you tell her that she will buy both pairs, she will be very happy. Eat these first, don't waste them. - DayDayNews

The chef should shave his hair first. You can use these socks as shoes. If you tell her that she will buy both pairs, she will be very happy. Eat these first, don't waste them.

The chef should shave off his hair first, so these socks can be used as shoes.

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Is this a person who gains weight and has a redder mouth? Brothers, cpdd. Big Tree: Can you change one? Don’t keep staring at me. I spent 500,000 yuan to get married. - DayDayNews

Is this a person who gains weight and has a redder mouth? Brothers, cpdd. Big Tree: Can you change one? Don’t keep staring at me. I spent 500,000 yuan to get married.

Just quarrel, why do you have to quarrel with your mouth to mouth? Is this a bickering technique?

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Let’s experience it together: my two pockets of pants are empty inside. Daughter: I was a little surprised when I appeared. Then he is not allergic to only one woman. Go around and spend a lot of time with the male protagonist.

"What kind of silly mentally retarded novel is this! Hahaha, I laughed so much that my neighbor came over and hit me..."

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