Netizens replied: Father's name is Wei Chuxue, mother's name is Wei Flatulence, what is his son's name?

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1. Did you encounter such an awkward situation back in the village?

2. I heard that many friends guess the car is very good. Look at the shoe department?

3. How to remind someone tactfully that has a bad foot , but does not hurt his face?

4. The game is not about fighting and killing, but more humane

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6. My friend was bitten by a sheep, what will happen if I don’t get a vaccine?

7. Is there anything with a lower probability?

8. Male compatriots, if they both propose to you at the same time, what will you do?

9. I have not understood, what does the tire sign mean? Do you understand?

10. Father's name is Wei Chuxue and mother's name is Wei Flatulence. What is the name of your son?

11. What to do,I don’t know if it’s me or the other one went wrong?

12. I did a manicure, and I am quite satisfied

13. This is the first time I ask my girlfriend to go to my home. Yet?

14. Feeling the pressure of life now, I all fell asleep on the road

found at my friend's house yesterday?

16, Milky Way How can there be such a bright light in the middle

17, what can be a quick way to separate the red beans?

18. My friend introduced a lawyer who looks very old-fashioned, I don’t know if it is reliable!

19. How can this be done?

20. In this case, do you ask the waiter to sit down again, or pat the butt to leave?

21. What should I do if I buy an unfamiliar one?

22. I should not lose money if I transfer 600 to him

23. Yesterday, I just finished emphasizing.I have been working for half an hour, but the employees still do not change. Is there any way to solve it completely?

24. Do you guys look at my blind date?

25. It is said that this topic can defeat most people, welcome to discuss in the comment area!

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(Chrysanthemum head bat, picture comes from netizens) Cao Ni said happily, "Do you want to attack with fire?" Shanwa said, "Yes, smoke them out with fireworks." The entrance of the cave was filled with fire fire, and Shanwa sprayed out the fire with a fire dragon can, and the smo

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A eldest sister at the entrance of the community scolded her child: Don’t call me mom, I’m not your mom, I can’t be your mom, this is not your family, let’s go. In the future, burn yourself to save some when Qingming Festival is available and you cannot lose at the starting line. - DayDayNews

A eldest sister at the entrance of the community scolded her child: Don’t call me mom, I’m not your mom, I can’t be your mom, this is not your family, let’s go. In the future, burn yourself to save some when Qingming Festival is available and you cannot lose at the starting line.

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Young man, don’t you feel spicy when you eat this way? Do you make eggs like this taste better? Dog, who will explain how insecure it is to use such equipment at home? Which brother’s mask is dropped off? Cat: This is really fun, it’s not that my father can’t do such a thing. If - DayDayNews

Young man, don’t you feel spicy when you eat this way? Do you make eggs like this taste better? Dog, who will explain how insecure it is to use such equipment at home? Which brother’s mask is dropped off? Cat: This is really fun, it’s not that my father can’t do such a thing. If

Brother, let’s not dress like this when we catch a fish. It’s so embarrassing to be seen.

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I joined a new company. A female colleague often talked to me and gave me a cup of hot milk tea from time to time. I was moved to tears, so I took her decisively and took her down. Not long after dating, she took me home. When her mother saw me, she said excitedly: "Qian Nian Dao - DayDayNews

I joined a new company. A female colleague often talked to me and gave me a cup of hot milk tea from time to time. I was moved to tears, so I took her decisively and took her down. Not long after dating, she took me home. When her mother saw me, she said excitedly: "Qian Nian Dao

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Please stick the slogan in the kitchen. Who said that Zhanggui Tong’s clothes look like shrimp dumplings! Once he accepted this setting...Mother-in-law: Isn’t anyone really speaking for me? - DayDayNews

Please stick the slogan in the kitchen. Who said that Zhanggui Tong’s clothes look like shrimp dumplings! Once he accepted this setting...Mother-in-law: Isn’t anyone really speaking for me?

Lie to my mother that she was pregnant to escape school? Hahahahahahahaha I'm crazy

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1. Hilarious classic blind dates and funny jokes. What I encountered last night was really strange. First, the girl who had an appointment for a blind date did not come, and then a woman I didn’t know walked into the restaurant and looked at me and then left. It was so inexplicab - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic blind dates and funny jokes. What I encountered last night was really strange. First, the girl who had an appointment for a blind date did not come, and then a woman I didn’t know walked into the restaurant and looked at me and then left. It was so inexplicab

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★What is the previous sentence "Peals on the road want to break their souls"? God’s reply: The streets are full of cars getting drunk. ★ "Swish"! I stood in front of you and looked at you affectionately. What would you do? God replied: You scared me again! ★The first drink I thin - DayDayNews

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Girls, are you here to joke? I won't tell you what happened in the future. Let's take a look at the large-tonnage water waist. The sisters are married and there are too many girlfriends, so we can only pull them with a tractor! - DayDayNews

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I stayed there for a few days before I found out that there was this thing under the bed. Now the landlord should not be deducted from the deposit, right?

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