[Happy moment] Today, chatting with a beautiful colleague, she said: "Are you guys like this? You lose interest immediately after chasing the girl!" I asked what was going on, it turned out that he felt that his boyfriend was not at all after living with her boyfriend. I don't care about her, it feels far from the previous attitude towards her. I comforted her: "It’s nothing! When you dig wild vegetables, do you have to carefully check if it can be eaten when you dig wild vegetables? Carefully dig them down and put them in the basket, but you can always take them out after you put them in the basket. Besides, you see that poets sing love only before they kiss the girl. After they get a woman, they begin to sing about freedom."
[Happy moment] My husband had dinner and asked his wife: "You boil it." Is your foot water?" The wife said solemnly: "Husband, you should ask, baby, should I boil your footwashing water? Then I will say, my husband, it's already burned. It's so great." Husband Do the same: "Baby, shall I boil the foot wash for you?" Wife: "Well, go!"
[Happy moment] In the morning, my dad said I was fat and said: You see that your waist is as thick as your mother. I really regret looking for your mother. Her waist is so thick and her shortcomings have been inherited by you. My mother said angrily: I also regret looking for your dad. I have a pig's brain and inherited it to you. Are you two quarreling? Still scold me?
[Happy moment] I bought a Lexus 570 for my husband, and my husband gave me a pair of thrush . After taking them home, my wife loved these two birds very much. When cleaning the bird cage that day, one of the females flew away by accident, and she was helpless. I comforted her: "You don't have to be so depressed. I will buy another female back tomorrow." She immediately objected: "The wife has just left, how can the husband marry again immediately? Are you men like this?"
[Happy moment] I am 25 years old this year, and my mother is very anxious. She arranges a blind date every three to five.Today I rode a battery car to meet, but I didn't match the other person, so I just found an excuse to go home. The girl asked me if I could take her by bike for a while, but I couldn't refuse. She kept complimenting my car skills along the way and gave me a ride. I proudly said: "Let you open your eyes, and I can take you to drift!" As a result, we both flew out with people and cars, girl heads. The skin broke, half of his front teeth were lost. She has to say that she has broken the picture, crying and shouting to let me be responsible for her boyfriend, it is really self-inflicted.
[Happy moment] I have been learning blowpipe for some time, but one day I couldn’t find it. I rummaged in the living room. My dad met and asked me what I was doing. I said I’m looking for flute. My dad listened to it. It was on fire. I rushed over to smoke. I said, "Let you find the flute, let you find the flute..." Later, I was interested in flute. This time I changed it. Put it on the back of the sofa. One day the flute fell into the gap between the sofa and the wall. I was trying hard to reach in and take it. My dad saw it again and asked me what I was doing. I wanted to find the flute and there was nothing bad about it, so I told the truth, "Looking for the flute." My dad had another meal, "Let you find the flute, let you find the flute..." Then one day my dad. During a business trip, cleaning the house, I moved the sofa to find out that my dad’s private money was hidden there...
[Have a happy moment] Seeing that they are all Bensan people, I participated a few days ago Classmates reunion. In the hotel, I met my first love that year. I asked her: Why did you reject me back then? First love said: Because every time I see you, my heart beats faster, my blushes, and my body gets hot. I thought I would die of illness when I was with you! I ask again: Why did you get married later? First love: Because he is a doctor!
[Happy moment] I had a fight with my wife a few days ago, and she scratched me twice. Yesterday, we both went to my mother’s house for dinner, and my mother asked me what’s wrong on my face? I said the cat scratched it. My wife and I left after dinner and just walked downstairs. My mother shouted from the balcony: "Hey, your cat phone forgot to take"
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