The man picked up the magic lamp: "Oh, magic lamp! I want to become a billionaire."

I was suddenly anxious on the street. After searching for a long time, I finally found a public toilet for a fee. The aunt said that it was 50 cents once. I searched my whole body and found only 4 hairs. I was frustrated that the matter was urgent. At last, I was stunned: "Auntie, I only have 4 hairs, can I have less niao points?"

I am going to take my girlfriend to see my parents. Boyfriend: "What if your mother doesn't like me?" But my second girlfriend asked me like this: "What if your dad likes me?"

Watching the two quarreling, one of them said to the other: "Believe it or not, I slap your father." The other said: "I don't believe it." Then the man slapped himself. . Turned around and left, new skills.

The son asked his father for money to buy toys. The father said: "You only know that I am your father at this time!" The son replied unwillingly: "You are not the same! Only when I get 100 points in the test Say:'Look! This is my son who got 100 points in this test!'"

Today, my dad told me to drive his car to pick up my mother. I can't drive my own. I'm still wondering. Halfway through, he ran out of gas and filled it up. At night, I overheard him saying to my mother: "Haha, I cheated another girl with a tank of gas money." Well, you won again.

I thought that life is cats eating fish, dogs eating meat, and Ultraman fighting small monsters. The reality is that the rat plays with the cat, the sheep play with the wolf, and the two bears play to death. has a strong bald head ! It's not that we are not strong, but the world is too crazy!

Every time my husband asks me to do something good, I will say: "I have a good thing." So my husband will do it by himself without saying anything. Who knows that once a four-year-old son and husband were at home, and the husband said: "Son, go and shut the door."The son said without raising his eyes: "I'm here to do something good." My husband petrified on the spot!

Wukong asked Bajie : "You are an official in the heavenly court, who is the most upright person in the heavenly court?" "Bajie: "Of course it is Erlang Shen ! "Wukong: "Why?" "Bajie: "Because he can never close one eye!"

looks unlovable

Teacher: " Xiaoming , what do you want when you grow up? "Xiao Ming: "I want to own a passenger plane. Everyone has to buy a ticket. Teacher, you don't need it!" "Teacher: "Well, ambitious!" thank you too! "Xiao Ming: "Then check the ticket when it's flying in the air. There is no ticket? Get out!

Once on the train, one person took off his shoes. The smell is called a big one. The guy on the other side said: "This smell has entered my heart." The second roommate who was in the car next to me woke up and yelled: "Train conductor, did the toilet explode?"

asked: "What is the performance of innocence?" A: "When I was a student, I liked being alone, and I even felt happy when I put my homework together.

There is a transfer girl in the class, she introduced herself: "I may not be the smartest, I may not be the most beautiful, I may not be the best, I may not be the most humorous" When her classmates praised her for her modesty, she suddenly said: "Hello everyone, my name is Wei Bihui.

I don’t know if you don’t know how to protect yourself from sunscreen-it’s true that it can make you boring. I want to be a billionaire."The magic lamp: "I fulfill your wish. "The next day the man was arrested for a huge amount of property of unknown origin.