"If I am guilty, please let Lei attack me instead of letting the patient commit suicide yesterday and call my mother today."

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Hahaha...I can’t laugh!

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Author: Yinzi

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I saw a hot search a few days ago- is too difficult for nurses now! thought that the society understood us, but it turned out a little bit, and it was all the complaints from the nursing colleagues. I really couldn’t laugh, hahaha...

so I couldn’t help but start to say "If I'm guilty" Make a sentence.

If I am guilty, please let the law sanction me, instead of the patient giving me many names but it is difficult to call "nurse"!

In the hospital, you have to accept that some people call you a doctor, some call you a beautiful woman, some call you a caregiver, some call you a waiter, and some people call you to feed that person.

You still have to accept the uncle in your 50s and 60s calling your little sister. This really makes me feel uncomfortable. It is even more uncomfortable than the 80s or 90s calling my sister.

and they will call you mom when they have dementia.

But you don't have to be too psychologically burdened. Sooner or later you will have to be forced to accept them. Because it is difficult to change them, and it is easy to change you. Compared with being complained, what does one title count? Just go in the left ear and go out the right ear.

If I am guilty, please let the law sanction me instead of being threatened by some patients for strange reasons.

Can you imagine? The patient is holding on to various tubes (including but not limited to urinary catheters, central venous catheters , arterial catheters, gastric tubes, naso-intestinal tubes, etc.) to threaten you.What's more frightening is that he is very good at grasping the key points, and each of these things can threaten you.

As everyone knows, the patient is God, how can God make mistakes?

So, if your patient pulls the pipe from his body by himself, this is also a mistake you made, and you have to repent.

Because once someone is really extubated, you have to start to write about adverse events, report them, write about events, write reflections, and it's endless...

Why don't you communicate well with him in advance, what? If the communication is passed, then you find that his mood is not right, why can't you prevent it in advance, what? The preventive measures have been taken, so why don’t you be optimistic about him if you know he has a tendency to extubate? I'm sorry, I was wrong, can't I rectify it... (how should I watch him, under normal circumstances, a nurse is in charge of more than one patient, and I have neither a clone nor a shadow card, nor can I tie them In my body, if I have to stare at someone at all times, my concubines really can’t do it...)

No one has ever cared about whether an adverse event has left you a psychological shadow. Leaders will only feel that, Nothing happens in other people's class, it must be because you don't do the right thing. Sometimes, luck is really a metaphysics.

If I am guilty, please let the law sanction me instead of always hearing strange stories in the hospital.

Speaking of metaphysics, working in a hospital is really an absolute son, and all evil things can be encountered. Of course, it’s a harmonious society now. It’s just my bad luck, it’s not really evil.

But such as the curse that you must be busy on the night shift during the holidays, the superstition of not eating mango (busy) fruit dragon fruit during work, and some patients seriously tell you some inexplicable headless stories, most of the night It makes you feel cold and erect in the corridors of the open ward. People have to meditate on the core values ​​of socialism, and mobile phone screensavers can’t be replaced by Zhong Kui (PS: I’m not superstitious, I just simply like Zhong Kui’s looks).

If I am guilty, please let the law sanction me,Instead of hearing someone ring the bell and walk over quickly, the patient said: "It's okay, I just try to see if this bell is good." The bell is good, but I don't think I'm so good.

This kind of unpleasant feeling often occurs, such as this situation:

And sometimes three checks and seven pairs of patients repeatedly ask the patient's name, the result is that the patient says "guess", I guess what, this It's not you who paint and I guess, it's me who asks you to answer, is it difficult to say your own name?

These wonderful moments that people can’t help but wonder that life’s moments are really not something that one or two word documents can describe. What are the embarrassing moments in your daily work? Welcome to leave a message in the comment area.

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