- He has a round face and seven cents of wealth, and he is a town house if he is not rich.
- You have to stay up secretly, stay up to the Mediterranean, and laugh at everyone.
- Is it cold? It’s right to be cold, because you are now in the circle of friends of Snow White .
- Two of my friends quarreled, no matter how I persuade them, they would not fight.
- Is it cold? The cold is right, warmth is reserved for those who have an object, good morning, singles!
- I want to know what people you like call you, and people I like call me go! !
- Staying up late can prevent dementia, because staying up late can effectively prevent you from living to old age.
- It is terrible to have no culture, because I can't tell which direction is northwest even if I want to drink northwest wind.
- is sick, who throws cigarette butts into the sewer in the middle of the night? While sleeping, his M's hair was all burnt.
- We are so predestined, the time on the mobile phone is the same, we are not going to fall in love, right?
- Are you still complaining that the thousands of dollars of mobile phones do not ring all day long? Transfer my 52 to you for a month.
- If you are not happy, go to the gas station to work, so many people will tell you to cheer and give you money.
- If you have anything to do, just say it, don’t you always be there? Are you there? Not surprisingly, I will be here for decades to come.
- Even if I am dead and nailed in the coffin, I will still be in the tomb and shout with this rotten vocal cord, are you there? Punishable?
- Hello I am Ultraman,Now I’m injured, and I need a kiss from a human boy to heal. Do you believe in light?
- I have less and less time to post, because I’m going from the kindergarten class to the first grade of elementary school. too busy.
- I will accompany you to eat chicken, accompany you the king, accompany you to fight the landlord, and even gobang I will accompany you, don’t you understand? I really like playing games!
- I sat on the balcony on the fourth floor for 5 hours. I lost control of my emotions 7 times, and my right eyelid twitched 93 times. I felt distressed all night, but I still couldn't figure it out. How did I lose that dollar?
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