Finally know the reason why you can't let your wife wear stockings? ! Otherwise... the old king next door will be happy

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In the park, Xiao Liu saw the feet of a woman next to him,

was wearing a pair of very nice silk stockings, very envious.

Xiao Liu: "Miss, what brand of stockings are you wearing?

I want to buy a pair for my wife."

The woman looked at him in surprise.

Woman: "I advise you not to buy it."

Xiao Liu: "Why then?"

Woman: "If you put on this kind of stockings,

those dog men who don't want to buy it. ,

will find excuses to strike up a conversation with your wife."

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I know, I know, the whole family knows

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When I was in college

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, I want to take a leave!"

The result was marked as "wife, I want to take a leave".

It’s miserable if you haven’t used the Jiugongge input method before,

is too cheating.

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have all started the super change form,What else

female silver, you don’t understand the happy hum of boys paper ╯^╰

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My wife has an itchy throat,

I always cough, and my rectum is almost coming out.

asked me: "Husband,

I always cough, what's the matter?"

"Who made you love pig's feet so much?!" _p

"Is this related to eating pig's feet?"

"Of course! Your throat is stained with athlete's foot ."

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2p wash the dishes with my neighbor

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said with concern: Internet said that detergent has carcinogens,

I don't use it.

Me: Oh? What kind of dishwashing do you use?

Neighbor: I always use laundry detergent in my house.

I laughed: Isn’t that more toxic?

The neighbor was shocked: I didn't say anything on the Internet!

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I got my heart

Today is over!

Haven't seen it? Let's come back tomorrow!