God Critic Hilarious Collection: Why is there no meat in the twice-cooked meat in the cafeteria?

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01 Can this car be damaged?

02 What should I do if my phone rang during the interview?

03 I really like the feeling of running around. Is there that kind of work that runs around?

04 Why are there more people coming in than leaving?

05 Is there a programmer, what should I do if the code is too bad?

06 Have you encountered anything embarrassing?

07 I helped bring a bag of mangoes,The freight is too expensive, I didn't pick it up!

08 After three months of hard work, the lady boss also sent more!

09 Grandpa Yuan has a good trip!

10 Questions about Liangjianli?

11 Have you met such a lovely relative when you came home?

12 I started on the first day at the butcher shop because I just want to be creative!

13 I am a doctor,I said that if you are sick, you will be sick!

14 Netizens will give you a name!

15 Do you have the best experience, and do you have the most theoretical knowledge?

16 Why is there no meat in the canteen?

17 Netizens help me with a link?

18 Today the child’s language teacher said something in the WeChat group, and I was embarrassed!

19 Does this count as eternal life?

20 Does anyone know what is happening with this phone? Why are there so many rubber bands tied up and down?

21 I asked my boyfriend who knew me and my girlfriend at the same time,Why did you fall in love with me? Guess how he answered?

22 Is it because I'm so handsome, and today there was a girl who took a camera and took pictures of me!

23 The rain is too heavy, is the wiper still useful?

24 My brother’s classmate who has been in crush for a long time suddenly sent him a message, how should he respond?

25 My daily funny chat with my dad.

26 A true portrayal of contemporary young people!

27 This mood is the same as the feeling of accidentally winning a lottery!

28 The youngest oil worker?

29 Can someone help me translate what this means?

30 Michelle Ice City really don’t treat us as outsiders!

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6 I realized that my boss’ trust in me far exceeds my confidence! For example, a big motorcycle! The brakes don't work! The headlights don't light up! Occasionally, if he couldn't catch fire, he would send it to me and let me ride it back to the store! I won't ride it, right? He in

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