Nuwa laughed while pinching a clay figure丨Ten jokes

2021/04/2220:54:04 funny 320

Nuwa laughed while pinching the soil, Pangu asked her what happened? Nu Wa: "Being a human being, the most important thing is to be happy.

A boy texted his girlfriend one day: "Your hairstyle is different today" Back: "Ah! Is it serious? ! "

I saw the goddess online at night, and I sent her a message: "Are you there? "

Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, "I'm pulling, is there something wrong? "

Oh my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I held back my excitement and replied: "Then you pull first, and then chat after finishing. "

An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished pulling?

There were a lot of flies in the public toilet today. A brother came in after a while, and when he saw so many flies, he said: They are all up, don't delay me delivering meals to you .

Friend: "Will you play a riddle game"?

Me:"Okay, come on"

Friend:"You, stand up. Type a medicinal material name "

I:" Ginseng. "(ren stretched)

friend: "wrong, it is wolfberry" (dog Qi)

a beautiful classmate posted in the circle of friends: making seaweed egg flower soup , cut his hand, it hurts, and attached a picture of a bloody finger photo.

At that time, I was stunned: should I cut seaweed or egg flower soup in seaweed egg drop soup?

Whoever said to me: Break up, my parents don't agree with us. I will tell him: As long as you have parents, my parents do not agree that we should break up.

My sister-in-law made an all-vegetarian dish today, and the little nephew pouted and complained: "I haven't eaten meat for a long time, I remember the last time I ate meat was yesterday!" relatives, including distant relatives.

Just tell everyone: you won the lottery. . .

The boss asked my colleague why he was late again

Answer: I am sorry because I am lost and lost on the road of life , if you like Fun's article

, please like it~

This is very important to me, thank you for your support!

Please also pay attention to the original author who supports the signature

-End-

Bixin

Material source network

Intrusion and deletion

funny

Soda: That's how you promote me? Don't just use the one-click clipping function of your phone... Image source Douban @ Just be happy. When you post photos with netizens on a dating website. - DayDayNews

Soda: That's how you promote me? Don't just use the one-click clipping function of your phone... Image source Douban @ Just be happy. When you post photos with netizens on a dating website.

How outrageous are the lingerie store promotional pictures online? Hahahahahahaha the boss is a genius

04/16 1697

Whether today’s blind date will be successful depends entirely on you! My best friend wants to see the pig killer, so she experienced the feeling of a pig. Do you really think you can land perfectly? - DayDayNews

Whether today’s blind date will be successful depends entirely on you! My best friend wants to see the pig killer, so she experienced the feeling of a pig. Do you really think you can land perfectly?

Hilarious comments: Girls’ clothes are too fashionable nowadays. Wouldn’t they be shy? Hahaha

04/16 1533

This is a mood couplet. Seeing this couplet, it is likely that many people will vomit if they are noisy. The first line I am right is: The first sentence: Folic acid, uric acid, nucleic acid, acid and acid show negative; the second line: Love, family affection, epidemic, love dri - DayDayNews

This is a mood couplet. Seeing this couplet, it is likely that many people will vomit if they are noisy. The first line I am right is: The first sentence: Folic acid, uric acid, nucleic acid, acid and acid show negative; the second line: Love, family affection, epidemic, love dri

The second couplet: Love, family, epidemic, love drives crazy! How to get the first couplet out? The end of the article laughs crazy

04/16 1333

#Toutiao Creation Challenge# Last time, Lu Jianguo slammed the door and left, leaving only Wang Lele and his son at home. The atmosphere in the room was very tense, and neither Wang Lele nor his father spoke. After a long time, Wang Lele broke the silence and said, "Dad, otherwis - DayDayNews

#Toutiao Creation Challenge# Last time, Lu Jianguo slammed the door and left, leaving only Wang Lele and his son at home. The atmosphere in the room was very tense, and neither Wang Lele nor his father spoke. After a long time, Wang Lele broke the silence and said, "Dad, otherwis

Serial Novels: Don't Miss Women (Seventh)

04/16 1805

If you want to speak dialect, it is our local dialect. During this period, I have been writing about things that are disappearing or are about to disappear. I have long thought that local dialect is one of them. We are all sighing that children nowadays no longer speak local lang - DayDayNews

If you want to speak dialect, it is our local dialect. During this period, I have been writing about things that are disappearing or are about to disappear. I have long thought that local dialect is one of them. We are all sighing that children nowadays no longer speak local lang

Sighing (interesting dialect)

04/16 1588

Because the newborn child looks very similar to his father, there are jokes like this on the Internet that the father is the "original", the mother is the "copier", the baby is the "copier"... [Laughing] In the animal world, the animal baby and the mother look the same, and let's - DayDayNews

Because the newborn child looks very similar to his father, there are jokes like this on the Internet that the father is the "original", the mother is the "copier", the baby is the "copier"... [Laughing] In the animal world, the animal baby and the mother look the same, and let's

It turns out that mothers are all "copiers"

04/15 1854

How much has my brother been drinking? Everyone has been exposed and they are still playing. At the wedding, pay attention to your image, everyone is watching that. The ewe gave birth to seppoclus, and all seven lambs survived and were in good condition. - DayDayNews

How much has my brother been drinking? Everyone has been exposed and they are still playing. At the wedding, pay attention to your image, everyone is watching that. The ewe gave birth to seppoclus, and all seven lambs survived and were in good condition.

Hilarious GIF: How much has my brother been drinking? Everyone has been exposed and they are still playing alone

04/15 1563

I guess I won’t be like this when I go to the supermarket next time. At such an age, don’t play with a scooter next time. How much water did this fish drink and how much water it spit out? - DayDayNews

I guess I won’t be like this when I go to the supermarket next time. At such an age, don’t play with a scooter next time. How much water did this fish drink and how much water it spit out?

A moment of relaxation: How much water did this fish drink and how much water it spit out

04/15 1391

1. Holding my son downstairs, I met my neighbor Grandma Li in the elevator. Grandma Li smiled and took out a candy from her pocket and gave it to her son. I reminded my son: "Grandma gives you candy, what do you want to say?" Son: "Is there any?" 2. In my first year of high schoo - DayDayNews

1. Holding my son downstairs, I met my neighbor Grandma Li in the elevator. Grandma Li smiled and took out a candy from her pocket and gave it to her son. I reminded my son: "Grandma gives you candy, what do you want to say?" Son: "Is there any?" 2. In my first year of high schoo

A moment of relaxation: I feel like a waste, I am in my twenties and still achieve nothing

04/15 1193

1. Hilarious classic couples are funny and funny jokes. A few days ago, I saw a couple quarrel. The boy smiled at the girl without saying a word. Then the girl threw herself into the boy's arms and hugged the boy and said: I won't even make a fight, what should I do in the future - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic couples are funny and funny jokes. A few days ago, I saw a couple quarrel. The boy smiled at the girl without saying a word. Then the girl threw herself into the boy's arms and hugged the boy and said: I won't even make a fight, what should I do in the future

Hilarious classic couple funny jokes, embarrassing women funny jokes

04/15 1641