"Humorous Joke"-Did you laugh

1. Since I am more than 30 years old, my mother has been worried about my lifelong events. Today I came back from shopping with my mother. On the way, a young lady brought a group of Lao Lao soldiers to block us, and pointed at the Xiao Lao Lao. They pointed to me and shouted: "Little ones, take this woman back to me to do it. Mrs. Press." I instantly felt that there is still hope for my lifelong event...

2. My husband said to me: "My wife, on 520, I may be on a business trip, so I can't accompany you." I was a little bit disappointed. He went into the bathroom alone, took out his cell phone and sent a WeChat message: "The baby is so pitiful, my husband 520 was on a business trip that day, and no one was there." At this moment, my husband opened the bathroom door and asked with his cell phone: "Wife , What are you?" I glanced at the phone, then for a moment, hugged my husband immediately, crying and said: "I can't bear you to go." My husband patted my shoulder and said calmly: "My husband can't bear you either. , So I decided not to leave." Then I cried harder.

3. Remember that in high school, an older boy transferred to the class was three years older than us. Once I went back to the classroom after class and found that there was a love letter he wrote to me in my glasses case. I was so excited at that time. I hadn't received a love letter when I grew up, and all kinds of vanity and satisfaction were overwhelming. I pretended to be reserved for two days, and when I was about to reply to him, he transferred again...transferred.

4. My uncle bought a pair of AJ1s online, and the couriers handed them to me personally, and they had to take photos and sign them. It was very grand! In the end, my girl broke the sole of the shoe that night. My uncle found an old man repairing shoes on the side of the road and asked: Old man, the sole of the shoe is cracked. Give me a look. How much? The old man picked up his uncle's shoes and glanced at it and said: 50. Uncle: Are the shoes so expensive to make up? Old man: 10 yuan to make up the shoes, and the other 40 is compensation for me. How long have you not washed your shoes, your nose and eyes will suffer.