Qixi Festival: Chinese Valentine's day -- Part 2/2

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1. Classic son funny joke. When I went shopping with my son, I saw a pair of beautiful high heels. I couldn't help but go in and try them on. I put it on and took two steps, but it was really difficult to walk. I couldn't help but sigh: "Why can't such expensive shoes be made mor - DayDayNews

1. Classic son funny joke. When I went shopping with my son, I saw a pair of beautiful high heels. I couldn't help but go in and try them on. I put it on and took two steps, but it was really difficult to walk. I couldn't help but sigh: "Why can't such expensive shoes be made mor

Classic funny jokes about son, funny jokes about embarrassing daughter-in-law

06/29 1220

This wax figure is so lifelike that I was shocked. When the tower was up, it was just a tower, but when it fell, it turned into a bastard! - DayDayNews

This wax figure is so lifelike that I was shocked. When the tower was up, it was just a tower, but when it fell, it turned into a bastard!

Collection of funny animated pictures: This wax figure is so lifelike that it shocked my brother

06/27 1403

As we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. Not everyone has the opportunity to bump into it. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway. - DayDayNews

As we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. Not everyone has the opportunity to bump into it. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway.

Did you catch a handsome guy's penis on the subway? Hahaha, I really can’t bear to look at it.

06/29 1876

"Tell me! Where did you send the bear cub?" Seeing the angry man's hand about to hit him in the face, the imprisoned boss seemed to finally react and yelled: "In the training base! Hound dog! "Training base." The man's voice became weaker and weaker, as if he was afraid that the - DayDayNews

"Tell me! Where did you send the bear cub?" Seeing the angry man's hand about to hit him in the face, the imprisoned boss seemed to finally react and yelled: "In the training base! Hound dog! "Training base." The man's voice became weaker and weaker, as if he was afraid that the

A Russian pilot rescued a lost bear cub. A year later, the bear was deceived by his boss and almost died in the Colosseum.

06/28 1457

I went to a haunted house with my boyfriend. I was walking behind four girls. At the corner, a ghost jumped out of the coffin and violently slapped a girl with something similar to a whisk. The girl screamed at the top of her lungs. Her friend next to her comforted her: They were - DayDayNews

I went to a haunted house with my boyfriend. I was walking behind four girls. At the corner, a ghost jumped out of the coffin and violently slapped a girl with something similar to a whisk. The girl screamed at the top of her lungs. Her friend next to her comforted her: They were

A few hilarious jokes, I can’t stand them

06/28 1403

# punchcardchallengebureau# If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, then we will be too miserable. It is really too miserable. Girl, be careful. I am afraid that you will turn over. Why did the girl drink alone? Is she out of love? The floor of your house is rea - DayDayNews

# punchcardchallengebureau# If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, then we will be too miserable. It is really too miserable. Girl, be careful. I am afraid that you will turn over. Why did the girl drink alone? Is she out of love? The floor of your house is rea

Are you three playing tricks? take me one

06/28 1888

Me: Dad doesn’t dare to play. If you fall into the water, you won’t have a dad anymore. The common language of women: clothes, shoes, cosmetics, bags, household chores, children, men. The common language of men: drinking, women. - DayDayNews

Me: Dad doesn’t dare to play. If you fall into the water, you won’t have a dad anymore. The common language of women: clothes, shoes, cosmetics, bags, household chores, children, men. The common language of men: drinking, women.

A moment of relaxation: Wouldn’t it be nice to go to the rural areas of Northeast China to listen to a great dance master? You can also eat frozen pears

06/26 1024

It's okay, this is also a form of commemoration. Uncle Wang said that southerners drink with feelings, which is so funny. It seemed awkward to answer anything, so I just smiled and said nothing. - DayDayNews

It's okay, this is also a form of commemoration. Uncle Wang said that southerners drink with feelings, which is so funny. It seemed awkward to answer anything, so I just smiled and said nothing.

Hilarious commentary: My uncle was caught and raped, but he ended up having a grilled fish meal

06/26 1084

Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: [Shadow question] My arms suddenly grew a lot, what should I do? , I'm on the roadside, where are you? Commen - DayDayNews

Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: [Shadow question] My arms suddenly grew a lot, what should I do? , I'm on the roadside, where are you? Commen

God’s reply: What do boyfriends usually think about when girls take a shower?

06/28 1361

1. I rented a house with my wife. When I inquired about it, I found that there were many residents named Wang. I was scared to death. I was very afraid that Mr. Wang next door would try to take advantage of my wife. So every time before going out, I have to vent my wife's anger a - DayDayNews

1. I rented a house with my wife. When I inquired about it, I found that there were many residents named Wang. I was scared to death. I was very afraid that Mr. Wang next door would try to take advantage of my wife. So every time before going out, I have to vent my wife's anger a

He's really good at finding opportunities to enter the factory.

06/26 1868

When going to the toilet, bring a pack of paper, nine to wipe sweat and one to wipe toilet. The weather is so hot that I feel like fat meat walking on a baking sheet. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are almost turning into steamed buns. - DayDayNews

When going to the toilet, bring a pack of paper, nine to wipe sweat and one to wipe toilet. The weather is so hot that I feel like fat meat walking on a baking sheet. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are almost turning into steamed buns.

Humorous short sentences about hot weather

07/02 1569

Dude, stop playing around, your girlfriend ran away with someone else. Emma, my big crotch is invisible to others. This barber is not a simple one, his skills are superb, and his fees should not be cheap. - DayDayNews

Dude, stop playing around, your girlfriend ran away with someone else. Emma, my big crotch is invisible to others. This barber is not a simple one, his skills are superb, and his fees should not be cheap.

Without mentioning the rain, how can we show that it is raining heavily? God’s comment, please stop talking about it.

07/02 1281

The grip is still not good, and it sends people flying. Sure enough, Indians are a cheating nation, and even a banana can be used as a weapon. Meow Star: Actually, I was looking for food. I wonder if you have noticed it. - DayDayNews

The grip is still not good, and it sends people flying. Sure enough, Indians are a cheating nation, and even a banana can be used as a weapon. Meow Star: Actually, I was looking for food. I wonder if you have noticed it.

Daily GIF: This grip is still not good, it makes people fly away

07/02 1789

It turns out that this is how the wool on sheep is taken off. I guess this glass of wine is almost gone, haha. I'm stunned to see that this cat was a football player in his previous life. Damn it, that's awesome. - DayDayNews

It turns out that this is how the wool on sheep is taken off. I guess this glass of wine is almost gone, haha. I'm stunned to see that this cat was a football player in his previous life. Damn it, that's awesome.

Daily GIF: It turns out that this is how the wool on sheep is taken off

07/02 1136

①: My memory has been declining recently. I got up in the morning to go to work and finished grooming. I put on my shoes, grabbed my keys, put on my backpack, then stood at the door and checked the note. The lights are turned off; the gas is turned off; wallet, ID, and mobile pho - DayDayNews

①: My memory has been declining recently. I got up in the morning to go to work and finished grooming. I put on my shoes, grabbed my keys, put on my backpack, then stood at the door and checked the note. The lights are turned off; the gas is turned off; wallet, ID, and mobile pho

Humorous joke: This girl is so hard-working. She gets up so early even if she doesn’t work on weekends.

07/02 1592

The exercise method invented by this uncle is really dazzling! Brother, stop playing around. With your IQ, you will spoil yourself. Girls who are thin should not play this kind of game. - DayDayNews

The exercise method invented by this uncle is really dazzling! Brother, stop playing around. With your IQ, you will spoil yourself. Girls who are thin should not play this kind of game.

Skinny girls shouldn’t play this kind of game, hahahahahahahahahaha

07/01 1471

The relationship between men and women is not really as sweet as what is written in novels, or there are so many storms. In fact, the lives of most people are very ordinary, even repetitive. Two people who have been together for several years or even more than ten years can still - DayDayNews

The relationship between men and women is not really as sweet as what is written in novels, or there are so many storms. In fact, the lives of most people are very ordinary, even repetitive. Two people who have been together for several years or even more than ten years can still

Women can only say these three sentences after "stealing from someone". They are very accurate.

07/02 1079

Chinese civilization has grown and grown amidst ups and downs, and has continued to expand amidst hardships and hardships. It has become a model of "continuous civilization" in world history and has made significant contributions to the progress of human civilization. Sorting out - DayDayNews

Chinese civilization has grown and grown amidst ups and downs, and has continued to expand amidst hardships and hardships. It has become a model of "continuous civilization" in world history and has made significant contributions to the progress of human civilization. Sorting out

Xin Xiangyang: Historical changes in the development of Chinese civilization

07/02 1349

Zhang Juzheng (1525-1582), named Shuda, Taiyue, Han nationality, and his childhood name Zhang Baigui. A native of Jiangling, he was also known as Zhang Jiangling at that time. A politician and reformer in the middle and late Ming Dynasty, he was the chief minister of the cabinet - DayDayNews

Zhang Juzheng (1525-1582), named Shuda, Taiyue, Han nationality, and his childhood name Zhang Baigui. A native of Jiangling, he was also known as Zhang Jiangling at that time. A politician and reformer in the middle and late Ming Dynasty, he was the chief minister of the cabinet

Minister of the Ming Dynasty’s Zhongxing——Chief Assistant to the Cabinet Zhang Juzheng

07/02 1808

At this time, a message came from the court in his hometown of Florence: please invite the great Galileo to return to his hometown and bring honor to his hometown. The Florentine court promised to give Galileo generous treatment: he was not only a professor of mathematics at the - DayDayNews

At this time, a message came from the court in his hometown of Florence: please invite the great Galileo to return to his hometown and bring honor to his hometown. The Florentine court promised to give Galileo generous treatment: he was not only a professor of mathematics at the

Galileo: Dreaming of returning home in glory turned out to be a big mistake

07/02 1009

The "Luoba Office" was one of the longer-standing and larger offices during the Anti-Japanese War. It protected and transferred thousands of passing personnel of our party and army, and received leaders such as Liu Shaoqi, Zhu De, and Peng Dehuai. , became the red outpost and foo - DayDayNews

The "Luoba Office" was one of the longer-standing and larger offices during the Anti-Japanese War. It protected and transferred thousands of passing personnel of our party and army, and received leaders such as Liu Shaoqi, Zhu De, and Peng Dehuai. , became the red outpost and foo

Visit the Red Education Base - Luoba Office Memorial Hall

07/02 1254

Diao Chan said, what is happiness? Just to hide my sadness and smile to everyone. Diao Chan is just my nickname. Luo Guanzhong wrote a novel "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". It made me famous, and the world paid more attention to my appearance! Ranked among the four beauties, - DayDayNews

Diao Chan said, what is happiness? Just to hide my sadness and smile to everyone. Diao Chan is just my nickname. Luo Guanzhong wrote a novel "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". It made me famous, and the world paid more attention to my appearance! Ranked among the four beauties,

Diao Chan said, what is happiness? It is to cover up their grief for everyone smile

07/02 1659