What the Top 0.01% Chinese Students Do In A Day

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Today’s funny jokes 01via: @Benxian will find a boyfriend under the steps for himself, which is quite cute. 02via: @Meme Jesse I’m afraid of getting rich overnight! - DayDayNews

Today’s funny jokes 01via: @Benxian will find a boyfriend under the steps for himself, which is quite cute. 02via: @Meme Jesse I’m afraid of getting rich overnight!

How do you calm someone down when they lose their temper? Hahaha, it’s quite cute to find a boyfriend for yourself under the stairs.

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Even if I climb up, I still can't reach it. I save three things a day: save money, trouble and worry. Do they recognize words by their length? Maybe it was the bottom of a beer bottle. You don’t let minors play games now. Let’s see what you do when you become minors! - DayDayNews

Even if I climb up, I still can't reach it. I save three things a day: save money, trouble and worry. Do they recognize words by their length? Maybe it was the bottom of a beer bottle. You don’t let minors play games now. Let’s see what you do when you become minors!

Suddenly I felt a huge duck power ~ Daily Comments Award for Hilarious Pictures

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A girl from Xinjiang is dating a guy from Gansu. This is called new willingness. What should you and your partner be called? The wife is hospitalized, and the husband fills in the relationship between the patient and the patient: average. Why doesn't this actor stop acting? - DayDayNews

A girl from Xinjiang is dating a guy from Gansu. This is called new willingness. What should you and your partner be called? The wife is hospitalized, and the husband fills in the relationship between the patient and the patient: average. Why doesn't this actor stop acting?

When a girl from Xinjiang hooks up with a guy from Gansu, this is called "willingness". What should you and your partner call each other?

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Girl, tell me, how dare you play like this while wearing a skirt? You don’t want to think about it, there are people around here, I advise you to restrain yourself! Boys can't copy girls' photo-taking poses. For example, it's funny to take photos between sisters. If two boys take - DayDayNews

Girl, tell me, how dare you play like this while wearing a skirt? You don’t want to think about it, there are people around here, I advise you to restrain yourself! Boys can't copy girls' photo-taking poses. For example, it's funny to take photos between sisters. If two boys take

These are other people’s teachers. If my teacher looked like this, I could be admitted to Tsinghua University

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When netizens meet for the first time, most of the situations are like this! After 10 a.m., the women dress up and the men prepare their money. When we meet, the woman pretends to be embarrassed, and the man usually praises the woman for being prettier than the photo, and then th - DayDayNews

When netizens meet for the first time, most of the situations are like this! After 10 a.m., the women dress up and the men prepare their money. When we meet, the woman pretends to be embarrassed, and the man usually praises the woman for being prettier than the photo, and then th

What do lovers do when they meet for the first time? How will the plot develop? A moment of relaxation. High EQ funny version

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Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: Silly question: Let’s talk: Is it acceptable for Hemi’s crush to confess to her? - DayDayNews

Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: Silly question: Let’s talk: Is it acceptable for Hemi’s crush to confess to her?

God’s reply: Is it acceptable for Hemi’s crush to confess to her?

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"Tell me! Where did you send the bear cub?" Seeing the angry man's hand about to hit him in the face, the imprisoned boss seemed to finally react and yelled: "In the training base! Hound dog! "Training base." The man's voice became weaker and weaker, as if he was afraid that the - DayDayNews

"Tell me! Where did you send the bear cub?" Seeing the angry man's hand about to hit him in the face, the imprisoned boss seemed to finally react and yelled: "In the training base! Hound dog! "Training base." The man's voice became weaker and weaker, as if he was afraid that the

A Russian pilot rescued a lost bear cub. A year later, the bear was deceived by his boss and almost died in the Colosseum.

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01 Did Runtu kill wild animals? 02 I already knew that, show me this. 03 The body temperature is normal, but the mind is insane. 04 Teacher: Yes, it was gouged. 05 Who is talking? It stands on the moral high ground, and I can't see clearly. 06 What about the breed of resentment, - DayDayNews

01 Did Runtu kill wild animals? 02 I already knew that, show me this. 03 The body temperature is normal, but the mind is insane. 04 Teacher: Yes, it was gouged. 05 Who is talking? It stands on the moral high ground, and I can't see clearly. 06 What about the breed of resentment,

God’s reply: If the boss lady is dressed like this, it’s impossible for her business to be bad! Understand the psychology of customers too well

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It’s really hard for people to imagine how good-looking a person can be. I don't know what this is, I'm pretty young. You can also try it and you will know whether it is true or false. - DayDayNews

It’s really hard for people to imagine how good-looking a person can be. I don't know what this is, I'm pretty young. You can also try it and you will know whether it is true or false.

Hilarious commentary: I have been dating a new Russian girl for two months, but this girl is somewhat Northeastern.

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# funny大奖# (Wang Xiutian/Text) Friends, when you read this title, you think I am too ignorant, right? How could you write such a shallow and vulgar article? Yes, you are right to question. But please patiently listen to me tell the following true story! - DayDayNews

# funny大奖# (Wang Xiutian/Text) Friends, when you read this title, you think I am too ignorant, right? How could you write such a shallow and vulgar article? Yes, you are right to question. But please patiently listen to me tell the following true story!

I just learned that this is how twins are born

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1. I just took the driver’s license test. I borrowed a friend’s car to practice driving for the first time late at night. I was very nervous. I heard a bang while driving and was frightened. When I got out of the car, I saw that a big accessory had fallen off, so I quickly moved - DayDayNews

1. I just took the driver’s license test. I borrowed a friend’s car to practice driving for the first time late at night. I was very nervous. I heard a bang while driving and was frightened. When I got out of the car, I saw that a big accessory had fallen off, so I quickly moved

It’s just a bunch of jokes, don’t laugh out loud.

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You won’t be able to get on if you’re not in a hurry, and when the car stops, people won’t be able to get on! The most painful thing is probably the big brother in the back. Not only can’t he get through, but he also has to watch you two show off your affection here! - DayDayNews

You won’t be able to get on if you’re not in a hurry, and when the car stops, people won’t be able to get on! The most painful thing is probably the big brother in the back. Not only can’t he get through, but he also has to watch you two show off your affection here!

The girl in front gives you 300,000, and the girl in the back needs 300,000. Which one will you choose?

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They designed it, they know how to get out. It made me faint. Do watermelons grow on trees? Everyone has their own opinion. Do you think dragons exist in the world? - DayDayNews

They designed it, they know how to get out. It made me faint. Do watermelons grow on trees? Everyone has their own opinion. Do you think dragons exist in the world?

"A girl goes out on the street wearing a balloon costume. What will happen if she accidentally gets popped?" This is too bold, right?

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Nonsense question: I have a question, why in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the two generals did not know each other before the battle, so why no one gave false names to scare the other side away, and suppressed them mentally. For example, when Jiang Wei fought against Xu Hua - DayDayNews

Nonsense question: I have a question, why in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the two generals did not know each other before the battle, so why no one gave false names to scare the other side away, and suppressed them mentally. For example, when Jiang Wei fought against Xu Hua

God replied: Do you have any questions about the chat history between me and my boss?

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God replied: The rules of the world are that if you don’t contact someone for three days, you will break up automatically. God’s comment, this is different from what I understand. Word of the day: Never envy someone else's life, even if that person seems happy and prosperous. - DayDayNews

God replied: The rules of the world are that if you don’t contact someone for three days, you will break up automatically. God’s comment, this is different from what I understand. Word of the day: Never envy someone else's life, even if that person seems happy and prosperous.

God’s reply: The rules of the world are: if you don’t contact us for three days, you will break up automatically.

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Is this security guard here to experience life? This birthmark affects the appearance too much. It’s another day to make a lot of money, but unfortunately I forgot to bring gas. When I saw the toilet, I resigned on the first day I entered the factory. - DayDayNews

Is this security guard here to experience life? This birthmark affects the appearance too much. It’s another day to make a lot of money, but unfortunately I forgot to bring gas. When I saw the toilet, I resigned on the first day I entered the factory.

God replied, I saw the toilet and resigned on the first day I entered the factory.

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Xu San is a salesman, and he has been dependent on his mother Chen since he was a child. When Xu San grew up, Chen borrowed some money to ask a matchmaker to find him a match, and soon Xu San married Jinhua, a girl from another village. - DayDayNews

Xu San is a salesman, and he has been dependent on his mother Chen since he was a child. When Xu San grew up, Chen borrowed some money to ask a matchmaker to find him a match, and soon Xu San married Jinhua, a girl from another village.

Folktale: An evil daughter-in-law whipped her mother-in-law, but her son knew it and remained silent. One action made them as close as mother and daughter.

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The big man knelt in front of the female customer and spread his fingers to measure the size of the shoes. His movements were very strange. His hands were shaking constantly, and he carefully touched the woman's feet, as if he was afraid that he would hurt his feet if he applied - DayDayNews

The big man knelt in front of the female customer and spread his fingers to measure the size of the shoes. His movements were very strange. His hands were shaking constantly, and he carefully touched the woman's feet, as if he was afraid that he would hurt his feet if he applied

On the 51st day of copying the book, the most important thing is to persist in the world (Golky)

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At around one o'clock in the morning, my mobile phone received a message to add a friend. After passing the authentication, the other party sent a voice message. People who are complete strangers to each other don't know why the other party is talking. Judging from her tone, she - DayDayNews

At around one o'clock in the morning, my mobile phone received a message to add a friend. After passing the authentication, the other party sent a voice message. People who are complete strangers to each other don't know why the other party is talking. Judging from her tone, she

My boyfriend is a married man, 15 years older than me, but I really like him (Stories from around me))

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Entering July, Song Yan was very annoyed. His mood was just like the weather, which was unbearably hot and irritating. Song Yan is the director of the education bureau of a district, that is, he is a full-time official. He is not a big official, but he has a lot of things to do. - DayDayNews

Entering July, Song Yan was very annoyed. His mood was just like the weather, which was unbearably hot and irritating. Song Yan is the director of the education bureau of a district, that is, he is a full-time official. He is not a big official, but he has a lot of things to do.

Little novel: just what you want

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Unexpectedly, the old Poussin does not burn engine oil, but the Passat does, and the repair price at the 4S shop is relatively good. There is also a layer of meaning in the words that may not solve the problem, so this Shandong car friend directly drove the car over and asked for - DayDayNews

Unexpectedly, the old Poussin does not burn engine oil, but the Passat does, and the repair price at the 4S shop is relatively good. There is also a layer of meaning in the words that may not solve the problem, so this Shandong car friend directly drove the car over and asked for

Roadside stall solves Volkswagen Passat's incurable engine oil burning problem, the price is only one percent of the cancer drug

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World investor Rogers said that in Zimbabwe, which has already fallen into an economic crisis, the current situation can be said to be "on fire" and "very troubled." Especially the food issue. According to statistics from the United Nations World Food Program, one-third of the co - DayDayNews

World investor Rogers said that in Zimbabwe, which has already fallen into an economic crisis, the current situation can be said to be "on fire" and "very troubled." Especially the food issue. According to statistics from the United Nations World Food Program, one-third of the co

Rogers: Africa can be said to be "on fire" and Venezuela is also in crisis

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