When going to the toilet, bring a pack of paper, nine to wipe sweat and one to wipe toilet. The weather is so hot that I feel like fat meat walking on a baking sheet. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are almost turning into steamed buns.

1. When using the toilet, bring a pack of paper, nine to wipe sweat and one to wipe toilet.

2. The weather is so hot, I feel like fat meat walking on a baking sheet, sizzling with oil.

3. Everyone is an “acquaintance” and lolita have become mature women!

4. When you go out, you are still a beautiful little fairy, but when you go home, you become a young boy named Bao Qingtian.

5. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are almost turning into steamed buns.

6. In today’s weather, you can soak instant noodles directly in tap water!

7. From today on, I am no longer a single dog, but a hot dog!

8. I have to eat cold dishes quickly, otherwise it will become spicy after a while!

9 , In this weather, anyone who can go out with you on a date is a life-or-death friend!

10. I was woken up by the heat again in the middle of the night, so I got up silently and covered my roommate with a quilt...

11. My body was about to die from the heat in Chongqing. , my soul will be with you!

12. It is no longer shameful to show affection these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner!

13. Go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours. All that's missing between me and barbecue is a pinch of cumin.

14. Nowadays, those who go out are all "anti-Japanese heroes". They often walk on the streets, and how can they not get wet...

15. They say that Wuhan is a furnace in the summer. After going there, I really experienced the taste of " hot dry noodles "!

16. I accidentally fell down on the way to work today and was diagnosed with third-degree burns by the hospital.

17. I saw a dollar on the road today. I thought about it for a long time but still didn’t pick it up for fear of burning myself!

18. I almost died from the sun. The sun is so warm. Your mother didn’t call you home for dinner?

19. The weather It was swelteringly hot, there was no wind at all, and the thick air seemed to be frozen.

20. Nowadays, when looking for a partner, you all want to look at the horoscope. No matter it is hot or cold, you will always find Aquarius to quench your thirst!

21. "What kind of medicine are sold in this gourd ?" Tieguai Li : "It's all wind oil essence. Whoever applies it will get a cold wind~"

22. Anyone who wants to ask me out to play in this weather, I feel like they are hurting me.

23. Lying in bed is like frying a fish, turning it over from time to time...it won't take long for it to be cooked!

24. The unexpected places in air-conditioned rooms are far away ~

25. The weather is constantly hot, almost to death, lying on the bed, braised in brown sauce; spreading out mats, teppanyaki; after getting out of bed, steamed; going out for a stir-fry; traveling Went for a swim and boiled it; on the way back, fried it ; when we entered the house, we cooked it.