No1
Once I took a train to Nanjing for a business trip. Maybe I had a bad stomach after eating in the morning. Not long after the train left, I started to have a stomachache. I went to the bathroom and there was someone inside. I went to the bathroom and there was someone inside. I was in a hurry. Well, even though it was winter, the sweat on my forehead was all gone. I finally waited until someone came out of the toilet, and I rushed to the bathroom like an arrow. As soon as the door was closed, my God, it was better than eating. The feast was so satisfying that I really wanted to squat on the urinal until I reached my destination.
I am enjoying this wonderfully. I heard a person outside knocking on the door and shouting: "Brother, hurry up! I need to poop." Hey, you don't want to see me, so I decisively replied: "Brother, no one will give you poop. If you want, you can poop yourself." !
No2
When I was in the first grade of junior high school, I was relatively small and was always bullied by other students at school. In fact, the social security at that time was not very good, and some gangsters often came to our school gate to cause trouble. It's very arrogant. A small person like me is the target of bullying. I have no choice but to be smart because my limbs are not developed. As the saying goes, a good man doesn't suffer the consequences of his eyes. I remember one day on the way home from school, there was another person. A few gangsters stopped me. When I saw something bad, my mind was running quickly, thinking about how to deal with it. At this time, a strange uncle happened to pass by us.
I was so anxious that I shouted to him: "Second uncle, Someone is bullying me! "Unexpectedly, these little gangsters were so arrogant that even adults didn't take them seriously. They punched and kicked me and my uncle. After the gangsters left, the uncle tried to relieve his anger and beat me again. Damn it, am I born to be beaten by others?
No3
I have had a crush on a girl for a long time, but his father is the director, and my father is neither the director, nor the section chief, nor even the unit chief or village chief. , he is just a parent at most. This is not the key. The goddess I have a crush on is the first in our class, and I am the last. This is not the key. The key is that my goddess is 1.72 meters tall. And my height is 1.62 meters. So, all I can do is to have a shaved head, unrequited love, and pure crush. But I still have illusions. Don’t laugh. What’s wrong with illusions? It is also one of the ideals. A great man once said: What people fear most in life is not having ideals! One day, a miracle happened. My goddess actually held a rose and said to me shyly: I like you. For a moment, my mind went blank. Oh my God, I am not dreaming!
The goddess smiled and said to me: You will know if you are dreaming if you bite your finger. Yes, try it if you bite your finger. , so I bit my finger hard. Damn it, why was I so stupid to listen to her? This bite really woke me up from my dream!
