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Once upon a time, a little tadpole got separated from his mother, so he decided to find her. They swim and swim and swim. The little tadpole saw a big lobster on the lotus leaf. The little tadpole shouted loudly: mother... mother... mother... The big lobster looked back and saw a
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Dad bought Xiaobao a goldfish from the flower and bird market, and Xiaobao liked it very much. But after only two days, the goldfish became listless. The stall owner said cheerfully: "Actually, fish also need to have friends. They need to keep a few more fish, and choose a few fi
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We can always encounter various scams in life. The most typical and common one is MLM. This Ponzi scheme came from abroad in the 1980s, from the earliest MLM conferences to now being packaged and hidden on the Internet. , always accompanying our lives.
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Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash
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Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa
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In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia!
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