George Carlin - List of people who ought to be killed

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One day, I was chatting with a colleague. The colleague talked about one of his neighbors, a lady in her forties, very strange. She often came to her colleagues' houses to borrow things. At first, it was occasionally, soy sauce, salt, onions, ginger, garlic [courgette] and other - DayDayNews

One day, I was chatting with a colleague. The colleague talked about one of his neighbors, a lady in her forties, very strange. She often came to her colleagues' houses to borrow things. At first, it was occasionally, soy sauce, salt, onions, ginger, garlic [courgette] and other

Weird neighbors can lend you all kinds of things. The key is to come at any time. "The only thing I need to borrow is my husband."

05/16 1978

On weekends, Dahua drove his wife to Jinshanzui fishing village in the suburbs of Shanghai to taste seafood. Before leaving, he deliberately turned on the navigation on his mobile phone. Unexpectedly, he was a novice. At a three-way intersection, the navigation was a few beats sl - DayDayNews

On weekends, Dahua drove his wife to Jinshanzui fishing village in the suburbs of Shanghai to taste seafood. Before leaving, he deliberately turned on the navigation on his mobile phone. Unexpectedly, he was a novice. At a three-way intersection, the navigation was a few beats sl

The world of humor: not taking the usual path

05/16 1277

Xiao Wang is a shrewd and stingy young man. He has had girlfriends one after another, but they all broke up because of his "stinginess". On this day, Xiao Wang was introduced to a girl he liked by a friend, and they made an appointment to have dinner and drink coffee together, an - DayDayNews

Xiao Wang is a shrewd and stingy young man. He has had girlfriends one after another, but they all broke up because of his "stinginess". On this day, Xiao Wang was introduced to a girl he liked by a friend, and they made an appointment to have dinner and drink coffee together, an

The world of humor: one person and half

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Text/Chu Mo Qingyi ‖ Exclusively published by Toutiao Today Jiang Shudao has found a girlfriend named Li Jiandan. The reason why the two are together is due to two words, coincidence. What a coincidence, neither sooner nor later, the two of them happened to bump into each other o - DayDayNews

Text/Chu Mo Qingyi ‖ Exclusively published by Toutiao Today Jiang Shudao has found a girlfriend named Li Jiandan. The reason why the two are together is due to two words, coincidence. What a coincidence, neither sooner nor later, the two of them happened to bump into each other o

"Micro Novel" Funny Love

05/16 1996

Dalong is an electrician at Lianhua Community Property. On this day, the property management company received a notice that the superior leaders would come to inspect the property the next day. The manager asked everyone to inspect the areas they were responsible for. Dalong secr - DayDayNews

Dalong is an electrician at Lianhua Community Property. On this day, the property management company received a notice that the superior leaders would come to inspect the property the next day. The manager asked everyone to inspect the areas they were responsible for. Dalong secr

Humorous world: voice-activated lights

05/16 1436

Not like you, even the box weighs less than two kilograms. Isn’t this waiting for you to reincarnate? I have long wanted to have a second child. Would you like to call me mom? You are so short that you have lowered the average height of the entire country. - DayDayNews

Not like you, even the box weighs less than two kilograms. Isn’t this waiting for you to reincarnate? I have long wanted to have a second child. Would you like to call me mom? You are so short that you have lowered the average height of the entire country.

Hilarious scenes of insulting famous people, cultural people are different, they only deal with dissatisfaction

05/18 1663

1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie - DayDayNews

1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie

14 Photos That Prove "Dads Have the Best Sense of Sense"

05/15 1572

When we were studying, some people always thought that English was difficult to learn. In fact, English is not difficult. It is enough to remember some grammar and words. The really difficult thing is Chinese. The Chinese language is so vast and profound that no one can understan - DayDayNews

When we were studying, some people always thought that English was difficult to learn. In fact, English is not difficult. It is enough to remember some grammar and words. The really difficult thing is Chinese. The Chinese language is so vast and profound that no one can understan

I was playing billiards with Mr. and Mrs. Wang next door. My sister-in-law’s words made my stomach hurt from laughing.

05/17 1314

Girl, if you are so tall and still wear high heels, can you find a boyfriend? Girl, if you don’t walk on the spacious road next to you, you have to climb over the wall. Isn’t this asking for abuse? - DayDayNews

Girl, if you are so tall and still wear high heels, can you find a boyfriend? Girl, if you don’t walk on the spacious road next to you, you have to climb over the wall. Isn’t this asking for abuse?

Girls, be careful about your appearance on the subway. Your highlights are exposed when you bend over. It’s so embarrassing.

05/16 1956

As a western cowboy, I am a cowboy. Don't ask me why I don't use a gun, because my head is better than a gun. Leave a big gap. This is the shadow of my past. Just imagine that when you are having fun, there is a face looking at you from over there and asking: "Brother, do you hav - DayDayNews

As a western cowboy, I am a cowboy. Don't ask me why I don't use a gun, because my head is better than a gun. Leave a big gap. This is the shadow of my past. Just imagine that when you are having fun, there is a face looking at you from over there and asking: "Brother, do you hav

Why is there such a big gap under the toilet partition? The comments made me laugh, hahaha

05/17 1488

1. I was riding a bus that day and heard a conversation in a crowded and noisy environment. A young woman: "Look, you don't even fart if you step on my foot." A man said calmly and slowly: "I'm sorry if I step on your foot. If I fart on you again, I'll still Human?" Suddenly, the - DayDayNews

1. I was riding a bus that day and heard a conversation in a crowded and noisy environment. A young woman: "Look, you don't even fart if you step on my foot." A man said calmly and slowly: "I'm sorry if I step on your foot. If I fart on you again, I'll still Human?" Suddenly, the

A moment of relaxation: In this short life, don’t try to please everyone.

05/21 1391

1. My wife suddenly got angry and scolded me for some reason. I coaxed her for a long time before she calmed down and asked: "Do you know now where you went wrong?" I said angrily: "What do you mean? Don't you think I can't be scolded if I have nothing wrong?" 2. Son: “Dad, why a - DayDayNews

1. My wife suddenly got angry and scolded me for some reason. I coaxed her for a long time before she calmed down and asked: "Do you know now where you went wrong?" I said angrily: "What do you mean? Don't you think I can't be scolded if I have nothing wrong?" 2. Son: “Dad, why a

Relaxing moment: What moment with a boy makes you feel very educated?

05/21 1385

1. Robber: "Tell me the password to the safe! I won't kill you!" Female staff: "I won't tell you even if I kill you! You ruined me, and I won't tell you either!" The robber looked her up and down and said: " You think so!" 2. I went to eat noodles today, and a middle-aged woman a - DayDayNews

1. Robber: "Tell me the password to the safe! I won't kill you!" Female staff: "I won't tell you even if I kill you! You ruined me, and I won't tell you either!" The robber looked her up and down and said: " You think so!" 2. I went to eat noodles today, and a middle-aged woman a

Relaxing moment: The first one couldn’t beat me, the second one I couldn’t beat her

05/21 1695

This maid was too bold. She was not satisfied with meeting the boss in private and wanted to completely overthrow her first wife, so she followed the boss and his wife to the hotel. Lao Wang saw the maid from a distance. He was frightened and warned her not to mess around. Who kn - DayDayNews

This maid was too bold. She was not satisfied with meeting the boss in private and wanted to completely overthrow her first wife, so she followed the boss and his wife to the hotel. Lao Wang saw the maid from a distance. He was frightened and warned her not to mess around. Who kn

Italian love movies show the life of noble ladies vividly and are a feast for the eyes.

05/21 1061

God's reply: Can this bed match the Lao Wang brother next door? God's reply: How much hatred is this? Silly question: When I was rich, my eldest brother was very close to me, but now I am down and out, all kinds of cynicism, especially when I get up. Press you to the ground and r - DayDayNews

God's reply: Can this bed match the Lao Wang brother next door? God's reply: How much hatred is this? Silly question: When I was rich, my eldest brother was very close to me, but now I am down and out, all kinds of cynicism, especially when I get up. Press you to the ground and r

God’s reply: Can this bed be used by Brother Wang next door?

05/21 1771

Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God replied: "My brother's female classmate is only in the first grade of junior high school?" Hahaha, it's so enviable. G - DayDayNews

Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God replied: "My brother's female classmate is only in the first grade of junior high school?" Hahaha, it's so enviable. G

God replied: "My brother's female classmate is only in the first grade of junior high school?" Hahaha, it's really enviable

05/21 1414

What is the most difficult dog you have ever raised? If there are levels of difficulty in raising dogs, then few people would dare to raise the last type of dog below. 1. Difficulty of raising pastoral dogs: Rookie level As a local dog, pastoral dogs have always adopted the free- - DayDayNews

What is the most difficult dog you have ever raised? If there are levels of difficulty in raising dogs, then few people would dare to raise the last type of dog below. 1. Difficulty of raising pastoral dogs: Rookie level As a local dog, pastoral dogs have always adopted the free-

If raising a dog is divided into "difficulty levels", not many people would dare to raise the last kind of dog.

05/22 1880

At the press conference on the performance of the national economy in the first three quarters of 2020 held on the 19th, Liu Aihua, spokesperson of the National Bureau of Statistics and director of the Department of Comprehensive National Economic Statistics, said that the econom - DayDayNews

At the press conference on the performance of the national economy in the first three quarters of 2020 held on the 19th, Liu Aihua, spokesperson of the National Bureau of Statistics and director of the Department of Comprehensive National Economic Statistics, said that the econom

"Financial Afternoon Tea" express delivery strike? Many express delivery companies stated that the overall operation was normal.

05/22 1153

The renovated site of the First National Labor Conference was reopened to the public. This year marks the 100th anniversary of the first National Labor Conference. On June 27, the former site of the First National Labor Conference reopened to the public after a year-long overall - DayDayNews

The renovated site of the First National Labor Conference was reopened to the public. This year marks the 100th anniversary of the first National Labor Conference. On June 27, the former site of the First National Labor Conference reopened to the public after a year-long overall

The renovated site of the First National Labor Conference reopens to the public

05/22 1980

On September 1, the opening ceremony of the exhibition on the former site of the All-China Federation of Trade Unions and the former site of the Provincial and Hong Kong Strike Committee was held in Guangzhou. The exhibition vividly tells the glorious history of the labor movemen - DayDayNews

On September 1, the opening ceremony of the exhibition on the former site of the All-China Federation of Trade Unions and the former site of the Provincial and Hong Kong Strike Committee was held in Guangzhou. The exhibition vividly tells the glorious history of the labor movemen

The exhibition opens at the former site of the All-China Federation of Trade Unions and the former site of the Provincial and Hong Kong Strike Committees

05/22 1536

The China Airlines branch of the Taoyuan City Pilots Union announced at 0:00 on the 8th that the strike would begin at 6:00 in the morning. The Taoyuan City Pilots Union launched a strike against Taiwan's China Airlines at 6 a.m. on the 8th, disrupting transportation during the S - DayDayNews

The China Airlines branch of the Taoyuan City Pilots Union announced at 0:00 on the 8th that the strike would begin at 6:00 in the morning. The Taoyuan City Pilots Union launched a strike against Taiwan's China Airlines at 6 a.m. on the 8th, disrupting transportation during the S

China Airlines pilots in Taiwan go on strike during the Spring Festival, sparking controversy among netizens

05/22 1313

On the fourth day of Taiwan's China Airlines pilots' strike, labor and management representatives held a second negotiation, but failed to reach a consensus on how to improve fatigue flights and the situation broke down again. - DayDayNews

On the fourth day of Taiwan's China Airlines pilots' strike, labor and management representatives held a second negotiation, but failed to reach a consensus on how to improve fatigue flights and the situation broke down again.

Taiwan’s China Airlines pilots strike on fourth day: Negotiations between labor and management break down again

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