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funny 1. For lunch, I ordered stir-fried green beans. Halfway through the meal, I found a big meat worm next to one of the beans. I picked it up subconsciously and looked at it. My girlfriend thought I was feeding her, so she quickly caught it with her mouth. Quite delicious. "Honey, y Funny joke: My best friend said with low self-esteem: Forget it, I will never get married in this life. 06/20 1559
funny Once I took a train to Nanjing for a business trip. Maybe I had a bad stomach after eating in the morning. Not long after the train left, I started to have a stomachache. I went to the bathroom and there was someone there. I went to the bathroom and there was someone there. I was Three jokes that make people laugh to death 06/21 1681
funny It has been extremely difficult to do the job of driving for the past two days. It may be that the position of the driver is not right. There are only two orders per day and the money is less than 50 yuan. There are many self-driving cars hanging out in front of larger hotels, an Record debt of 1.1 million on the 81st day 06/20 1942
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funny 1. Eat a banana first and tell a joke that few people understand. My husband went on a business trip a few days ago and was away for twenty days. Before leaving, I wanted to get close to him. When I was in the mood, my son pushed the door open and shouted: "Dad, I want to eat an Mi’s mother is a flower because of peanuts. Who is Mi’s father? 06/26 1188
funny 1. I rented a house with my wife. When I inquired about it, I found that there were many residents named Wang. I was scared to death. I was very afraid that Mr. Wang next door would try to take advantage of my wife. So every time before going out, I have to vent my wife's anger a He's really good at finding opportunities to enter the factory. 06/26 1868
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funny 1. A female friend: I like clean boys. I replied: I like clean girls, the kind that won’t fade even after a basin of makeup remover. Then I was slapped. . . 2. What people fear most when they reach middle age is a phone call from home telling you what happened. Today, my daughter A moment of relaxation: go to sleep, everything is really there in your dreams 06/26 1725
funny This uncle must be concentrating with his eyes closed! The uncle looked at grandma affectionately, and grandma was sitting opposite. Instead of drinking a big bowl of wine, Wu Song drank a big cup of Starbucks! It seems this is the first time it has been sold. This old man must be concentrating with his eyes closed. 06/26 1610
funny On the afternoon of July 8, the small conference room on the second floor of the People's Government of Shiqiao Town, Dachuan District was filled with returning college student volunteers. Under the organization of the secretary of the town Youth League Committee, they gathered t Shiqiao Town, Dachuan District, Dazhou City: Young people on the road to rural revitalization 06/26 1734
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funny Good Morning Quotations Jul/15(1) [Good Morning Quotations] There are no assumptions in life, the present is everything. Always seeing people who are worse than yourself means that you are on the way up. Always seeing people who are not as good as yourself means that you are on t Good Morning Quotes There are no assumptions in life, the present is everything. Instead of complaining, it is better to think about changes. 06/26 1247
funny After living for decades, I dare not say that I have experienced everything and tasted everything. It’s just that the pain, sorrow, joy, and happiness that the world can give me have at least come to me. I don’t know how much hard work there will be in the future, but I just feel Peace of mind is where you belong 06/26 1577
funny Teachers' professional development can be divided into four stages: "novice teachers (stand on the podium) - competent teachers (stand on the podium) - mature teachers (stand on the podium) - excellent teachers (beyond the podium)". 1. Novice teachers Novice teachers refer to tea The “Four Steps” for Teachers’ Lifelong Professional Growth 06/26 1802