Narcissistic In-Laws | The Signs

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1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir: - DayDayNews

1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir:

Joke: I’m here for comfort! I'm not here to see you being a jerk.

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About my mother’s first online shopping experience. Cat: Hey, this was not the person yesterday. At the scene of a large social death, the teacher's expression was absolutely stunning. "I'm so handsome but I can't win over you?" - DayDayNews

About my mother’s first online shopping experience. Cat: Hey, this was not the person yesterday. At the scene of a large social death, the teacher's expression was absolutely stunning. "I'm so handsome but I can't win over you?"

What do you do when you don't want to attend a school sports day?

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1. On the ship, a sailor asked another sailor: "Wine and women, which do you prefer?" The other sailor replied: "I first have to know (it) their birth dates." 2. Clerk: " Manager, your meeting has been going on for so long, what decision have you made?” Manager: “Yes, we have dec - DayDayNews

1. On the ship, a sailor asked another sailor: "Wine and women, which do you prefer?" The other sailor replied: "I first have to know (it) their birth dates." 2. Clerk: " Manager, your meeting has been going on for so long, what decision have you made?” Manager: “Yes, we have dec

Joke: Haven’t you heard a saying, noble people tend to forget things?

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Will my Mandarin get better and better after reading this book? How do couples celebrate Teachers' Day? - DayDayNews

Will my Mandarin get better and better after reading this book? How do couples celebrate Teachers' Day?

How boring can a person be? What do you do when you're bored?

05/23 1926

1. Two female secretaries were talking: "Who invented the typewriter? It's annoying!" "What's wrong?" "As soon as I stop working, everyone will hear it immediately." 2. The manager of a company is very enthusiastic about his work. Responsible, I haven't even taken a vacation in t - DayDayNews

1. Two female secretaries were talking: "Who invented the typewriter? It's annoying!" "What's wrong?" "As soon as I stop working, everyone will hear it immediately." 2. The manager of a company is very enthusiastic about his work. Responsible, I haven't even taken a vacation in t

Joke: As long as I don’t work, everyone will hear it immediately

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1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time. - DayDayNews

1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time.

Today’s joke (5)

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Are the driver’s license exams so complicated now? What would you choose as Big Big Wolf? Yesterday, I was the same. I was already 20 years old. When I came to check the water meter, I said that the adult was not at home. The person was stunned for a moment. - DayDayNews

Are the driver’s license exams so complicated now? What would you choose as Big Big Wolf? Yesterday, I was the same. I was already 20 years old. When I came to check the water meter, I said that the adult was not at home. The person was stunned for a moment.

Smile every day! did you laugh today

05/24 1800

1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He - DayDayNews

1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He

Joke: Boss, another case of beer, no wine

05/24 1991

In the 1990s, shopping malls in the city were equipped with elevators to make it easier for customers to go upstairs and downstairs for shopping. The second uncle thought this was a really good thing, so he went home happily without buying any clothes. - DayDayNews

In the 1990s, shopping malls in the city were equipped with elevators to make it easier for customers to go upstairs and downstairs for shopping. The second uncle thought this was a really good thing, so he went home happily without buying any clothes.

Now let you see what a great god is!

05/23 1598

Do you know why? If you don't want to buy it, just say so. I wanted to show off my affection, so I tried a leg-sitting kill with my husband, but almost sent him to the hospital. - DayDayNews

Do you know why? If you don't want to buy it, just say so. I wanted to show off my affection, so I tried a leg-sitting kill with my husband, but almost sent him to the hospital.

I wanted to show my affection, so my husband and I tried a leg sitting, but we almost sent him to the hospital.

05/27 1973

Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?" - DayDayNews

Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?"

I believe everyone born in the 80s and 90s knows what this is, right? We call it Paozi here

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1. When you quarrel with your husband, don’t rush to blame him. Instead, reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, then think carefully about how to blame it on him. 2. What is a friend? Even if you put 500 yuan on the table, you won't lose it. But if you put a bag of m - DayDayNews

1. When you quarrel with your husband, don’t rush to blame him. Instead, reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, then think carefully about how to blame it on him. 2. What is a friend? Even if you put 500 yuan on the table, you won't lose it. But if you put a bag of m

A smile every day, episode 13

05/31 1967

1: The teacher asked: "If you only have one day to live, where would you most like to go?" The student replied: "I will spend my last day in this school, in this classroom." - DayDayNews

1: The teacher asked: "If you only have one day to live, where would you most like to go?" The student replied: "I will spend my last day in this school, in this classroom."

A smile every day: If you only had one day to live, where would you most want to go?

05/31 1380

There was a man named Man Bu Wan. The couple was in their forties and gave birth to a stupid son. The fortune teller said: "As long as you accumulate virtue and do good deeds, you will have a good son." Man Wan Bai didn't believe it a hundred times. How can I do good deeds? A pha - DayDayNews

There was a man named Man Bu Wan. The couple was in their forties and gave birth to a stupid son. The fortune teller said: "As long as you accumulate virtue and do good deeds, you will have a good son." Man Wan Bai didn't believe it a hundred times. How can I do good deeds? A pha

Humorous story: Opening a pharmacy

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1. My hometown is in the mountains. There is only one bus to go home every day. If you miss it, you will not be able to get on it. When I went home at the end of this year, a person in the car used alcohol to argue with the driver. The driver said: If you don’t accept it, we will - DayDayNews

1. My hometown is in the mountains. There is only one bus to go home every day. If you miss it, you will not be able to get on it. When I went home at the end of this year, a person in the car used alcohol to argue with the driver. The driver said: If you don’t accept it, we will

Dude: When I was in college, I had an elective course on flower arrangement, and the final exam was to create a work in class.

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1. The first time I practiced driving, I tried the steering wheel after getting in the car and asked the coach: "Why does it feel a little loose?" The coach said lightly: "It's all the credit of one of your senior sisters. I asked her to brake at that time, and she couldn't stop - DayDayNews

1. The first time I practiced driving, I tried the steering wheel after getting in the car and asked the coach: "Why does it feel a little loose?" The coach said lightly: "It's all the credit of one of your senior sisters. I asked her to brake at that time, and she couldn't stop

Happy moment joke: My little nephew suddenly ran up to me and took a bag of potato chips and handed them to me.

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Spring is warm, the garden is full of flowers, butterflies are flying, and people are like weaving... The most wonderful thing about spring is the good time of the spring garden. It is said that "life is not only about the present, but also about poetry and distant places." Sprin - DayDayNews

Spring is warm, the garden is full of flowers, butterflies are flying, and people are like weaving... The most wonderful thing about spring is the good time of the spring garden. It is said that "life is not only about the present, but also about poetry and distant places." Sprin

A must-go when traveling by car! These eight highways hide "poetry and distance"

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As the most Internet-specific component of the annual "Chinese Language Inventory" activity, on December 6, 2021, the "Top Ten Internet Phrases in 2021" were released by the National Language Resources Monitoring and Research Center. - DayDayNews

As the most Internet-specific component of the annual "Chinese Language Inventory" activity, on December 6, 2021, the "Top Ten Internet Phrases in 2021" were released by the National Language Resources Monitoring and Research Center.

Age of Awakening, double reduction, metaverse... the top ten Internet terms in 2021 released

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The selection of the top ten new archaeological discoveries in the country, known as the "Oscars of the archaeological community", has been held for 30 times since its inception in 1990. Zhejiang is not uncommon on the dazzling map of new archaeological discoveries across the cou - DayDayNews

The selection of the top ten new archaeological discoveries in the country, known as the "Oscars of the archaeological community", has been held for 30 times since its inception in 1990. Zhejiang is not uncommon on the dazzling map of new archaeological discoveries across the cou

Let’s take a look at some of the secret archaeological sites in Zhejiang. 18 sites in Zhejiang have been selected as the top ten new archaeological discoveries in the country over the years.

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Hello everyone, I am Xiao Jiang, an inspector from Car Inspection Home. Recently, many customers have asked a question when they contact us. I really want to buy a second-hand car, but I don’t know where to buy it. Today we will talk about what the customer said. The questions ar - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, I am Xiao Jiang, an inspector from Car Inspection Home. Recently, many customers have asked a question when they contact us. I really want to buy a second-hand car, but I don’t know where to buy it. Today we will talk about what the customer said. The questions ar

Where to buy second-hand cars? Car Inspection Home will take stock of the top ten second-hand car markets in China.

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Traditional MRO industrial product procurement faces many pain points such as low efficiency, high prices, and difficulty in purchasing long-tail sporadic materials. Therefore, as the Internet penetrates into various industries, the online penetration rate of MRO industrial produ - DayDayNews

Traditional MRO industrial product procurement faces many pain points such as low efficiency, high prices, and difficulty in purchasing long-tail sporadic materials. Therefore, as the Internet penetrates into various industries, the online penetration rate of MRO industrial produ

China's top ten MRO industrial product platforms, these companies are on the list

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Since the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China, General Secretary Xi Jinping has visited Yunnan twice for investigation and research, and has repeatedly sent letters to the cadres and masses of Yunnan, issuing a series of important instructions and instructions, - DayDayNews

Since the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China, General Secretary Xi Jinping has visited Yunnan twice for investigation and research, and has repeatedly sent letters to the cadres and masses of Yunnan, issuing a series of important instructions and instructions,

Following the footsteps of the General Secretary·Yunnan Chapter: Creating a path of leapfrog development

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