Roommate WON'T BUY Groceries, What Happens Is Shocking | Dhar Mann

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It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b

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Heavyweight customers...you have to pay extra! May I ask how he judged the direction? Turtle: Now that we have a house, let’s get a car. Hey, when we meet on a narrow road, the brave one wins? Lifting the pole: 24 hours a day without interruption. I am so tired that I am shiverin

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I am 29 years old and single. A few days ago, my mother complained to me: "When I was young, the fortune teller said that you would get married at 23, why are you still naked now?" I looked at my mother and said, "You don't know that knowledge can change your destiny, right?" "St

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After breakfast, I accompanied my mother downstairs. She meets her old friends every day somewhere in the community. My eighty-five-year-old mother was walking and chatting. There was an apricot tree in front of the unit that bore a lot of apricots, which were now in their prime. - DayDayNews

After breakfast, I accompanied my mother downstairs. She meets her old friends every day somewhere in the community. My eighty-five-year-old mother was walking and chatting. There was an apricot tree in front of the unit that bore a lot of apricots, which were now in their prime.

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1. The so-called growth means that when you hear the four words "turbulent waves", you can no longer think of the sea. 2. He drove to the mental hospital to deliver things. After a while, the tire burst. He was repairing the tire there. He accidentally knocked out the screw on th

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