Bro messed up 👁️👄👁️ #comedy

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1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time. - DayDayNews

1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time.

Today’s joke (5)

05/27 1779

The director of a primary school in a certain school is female and is in her sixties. The director is recognized by everyone as a strong woman and a contemporary "Mulan". In recent years, the director has brought up his brilliant achievements during meetings and criticized indivi - DayDayNews

The director of a primary school in a certain school is female and is in her sixties. The director is recognized by everyone as a strong woman and a contemporary "Mulan". In recent years, the director has brought up his brilliant achievements during meetings and criticized indivi

Dissatisfied with the old director

05/24 1493

1. Hilarious classic porter jokes. My mother has never spanked me since I was a child, but every time I did something wrong, she would ask my dad to spank me. When I talked about this matter with my dad yesterday, my dad said: "Kid, you remember. Dad is not a violent decision-mak - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic porter jokes. My mother has never spanked me since I was a child, but every time I did something wrong, she would ask my dad to spank me. When I talked about this matter with my dad yesterday, my dad said: "Kid, you remember. Dad is not a violent decision-mak

Hilarious classic porter funny jokes, embarrassing watermelon jokes

05/28 1237

There is pressure everywhere in today's society, and pressure has become something that everyone wants to solve. We can relieve stress in many ways, such as jokes, jokes that can make people laugh, and humorous jokes that are so funny that they even make us cry. - DayDayNews

There is pressure everywhere in today's society, and pressure has become something that everyone wants to solve. We can relieve stress in many ways, such as jokes, jokes that can make people laugh, and humorous jokes that are so funny that they even make us cry.

Daily Smile: Today’s filters are getting more and more outrageous! Even people have returned to their ancestors...

05/26 1742

Do you know why? If you don't want to buy it, just say so. I wanted to show off my affection, so I tried a leg-sitting kill with my husband, but almost sent him to the hospital. - DayDayNews

Do you know why? If you don't want to buy it, just say so. I wanted to show off my affection, so I tried a leg-sitting kill with my husband, but almost sent him to the hospital.

I wanted to show my affection, so my husband and I tried a leg sitting, but we almost sent him to the hospital.

05/27 1973

After breakfast, I accompanied my mother downstairs. She meets her old friends every day somewhere in the community. My eighty-five-year-old mother was walking and chatting. There was an apricot tree in front of the unit that bore a lot of apricots, which were now in their prime. - DayDayNews

After breakfast, I accompanied my mother downstairs. She meets her old friends every day somewhere in the community. My eighty-five-year-old mother was walking and chatting. There was an apricot tree in front of the unit that bore a lot of apricots, which were now in their prime.

Sometimes, I have no choice but to accept it because I am no longer able to

05/24 1004

1. On the ship, a sailor asked another sailor: "Wine and women, which do you prefer?" The other sailor replied: "I first have to know (it) their birth dates." 2. Clerk: " Manager, your meeting has been going on for so long, what decision have you made?” Manager: “Yes, we have dec - DayDayNews

1. On the ship, a sailor asked another sailor: "Wine and women, which do you prefer?" The other sailor replied: "I first have to know (it) their birth dates." 2. Clerk: " Manager, your meeting has been going on for so long, what decision have you made?” Manager: “Yes, we have dec

Joke: Haven’t you heard a saying, noble people tend to forget things?

05/24 1166

1. Two female secretaries were talking: "Who invented the typewriter? It's annoying!" "What's wrong?" "As soon as I stop working, everyone will hear it immediately." 2. The manager of a company is very enthusiastic about his work. Responsible, I haven't even taken a vacation in t - DayDayNews

1. Two female secretaries were talking: "Who invented the typewriter? It's annoying!" "What's wrong?" "As soon as I stop working, everyone will hear it immediately." 2. The manager of a company is very enthusiastic about his work. Responsible, I haven't even taken a vacation in t

Joke: As long as I don’t work, everyone will hear it immediately

05/24 1054

Once upon a time, a little tadpole got separated from his mother, so he decided to find her. They swim and swim and swim. The little tadpole saw a big lobster on the lotus leaf. The little tadpole shouted loudly: mother... mother... mother... The big lobster looked back and saw a - DayDayNews

Once upon a time, a little tadpole got separated from his mother, so he decided to find her. They swim and swim and swim. The little tadpole saw a big lobster on the lotus leaf. The little tadpole shouted loudly: mother... mother... mother... The big lobster looked back and saw a

Post-00s version of hilarious composition "Tadpole Looking for Mom"

05/27 1056

Everyone, what is the level of this kind of anti-theft system? You may not know yet. Cat: I feel that you are a little offended. I am really a good person who loves to cook. Can anyone explain this? Is it really reasonable? Is there any one? It may be that Ding Yizhen didn't dare - DayDayNews

Everyone, what is the level of this kind of anti-theft system? You may not know yet. Cat: I feel that you are a little offended. I am really a good person who loves to cook. Can anyone explain this? Is it really reasonable? Is there any one? It may be that Ding Yizhen didn't dare

God’s reply: I discovered this while cleaning the house I just rented! Should I tell the landlord?

05/25 1165

God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale. - DayDayNews

God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale.

God replied: Just have breakfast, my brother’s eyes will be straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful

06/01 1854

Dad bought Xiaobao a goldfish from the flower and bird market, and Xiaobao liked it very much. But after only two days, the goldfish became listless. The stall owner said cheerfully: "Actually, fish also need to have friends. They need to keep a few more fish, and choose a few fi - DayDayNews

Dad bought Xiaobao a goldfish from the flower and bird market, and Xiaobao liked it very much. But after only two days, the goldfish became listless. The stall owner said cheerfully: "Actually, fish also need to have friends. They need to keep a few more fish, and choose a few fi

A smile every day | Secret recipe for raising goldfish

06/01 1925

We can always encounter various scams in life. The most typical and common one is MLM. This Ponzi scheme came from abroad in the 1980s, from the earliest MLM conferences to now being packaged and hidden on the Internet. , always accompanying our lives. - DayDayNews

We can always encounter various scams in life. The most typical and common one is MLM. This Ponzi scheme came from abroad in the 1980s, from the earliest MLM conferences to now being packaged and hidden on the Internet. , always accompanying our lives.

Funny original: That day, I saw through the pyramid scheme, but they used a honey trap

06/01 1850

Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash - DayDayNews

Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash

Let me show you the extremely mysterious semen collection room

06/01 1628

Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa

It's raining heavily today

06/01 1602

In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia! - DayDayNews

In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia!

Netizens commented on Yu Shaobao, some personal opinions

05/31 1860

OnePlus is reportedly gearing up to launch a new 10-series smartphone called the OnePlus 10T. The OnePlus 10T recently appeared on Amazon listings, revealing a host of its key specifications and features. An upcoming OnePlus device has been spotted on the AnTuTu benchmarking webs - DayDayNews

OnePlus is reportedly gearing up to launch a new 10-series smartphone called the OnePlus 10T. The OnePlus 10T recently appeared on Amazon listings, revealing a host of its key specifications and features. An upcoming OnePlus device has been spotted on the AnTuTu benchmarking webs

OnePlus’ upcoming 10T appears on AnTuTu with impressive results

06/02 1948

Review of Denon DHT-S217 soundbar: With the technical blessing of mid-range products, the all-in-one Dolby Atmos Soundbar has been upgraded again. The DHT-S216 launched by Denon can be regarded as one of the most popular entry-level soundbars. The one-piece design is very conveni - DayDayNews

Review of Denon DHT-S217 soundbar: With the technical blessing of mid-range products, the all-in-one Dolby Atmos Soundbar has been upgraded again. The DHT-S216 launched by Denon can be regarded as one of the most popular entry-level soundbars. The one-piece design is very conveni

Denon DHT-S217: All-in-one Dolby Atmos soundbar upgraded

06/02 1952

In many previous articles, the editor has told you a lot of medicinal diets and dietary remedies to help female friends take care of their bodies. However, for healthy female friends who want to nourish liver yin and beautify their skin in daily life, it is also a good choice to - DayDayNews

In many previous articles, the editor has told you a lot of medicinal diets and dietary remedies to help female friends take care of their bodies. However, for healthy female friends who want to nourish liver yin and beautify their skin in daily life, it is also a good choice to

Women should eat more of these watery fruits

06/02 1695

Many elderly people have the problem of "old cold legs". Their joints are always painful, sensitive to cold, and stiff. At this time, children are always worried and want to keep their parents healthy and away from pain. There is really no problem. What can be done? - DayDayNews

Many elderly people have the problem of "old cold legs". Their joints are always painful, sensitive to cold, and stiff. At this time, children are always worried and want to keep their parents healthy and away from pain. There is really no problem. What can be done?

Parents have joint pain, cold sensitivity, and stiffness? Beware, it could be degenerative arthritis at work

06/02 1755

The repeated recurrence of Henoch-Schonlein purpura is related to a variety of factors, such as: the patient's poor body immunity, exposure to allergens, infection, incomplete treatment, improper diet, excessive activity, cold stimulation, etc., which may lead to recurrence of th - DayDayNews

The repeated recurrence of Henoch-Schonlein purpura is related to a variety of factors, such as: the patient's poor body immunity, exposure to allergens, infection, incomplete treatment, improper diet, excessive activity, cold stimulation, etc., which may lead to recurrence of th

Treatment and care - How to effectively prevent the recurrence of Henoch-Schonlein purpura?

06/02 1265

A study published by Columbia University researchers in the journal Nature on the 5th showed that the latest Omicron subtypes, such as BA.4 and BA.5, which have caused a surge in new infections around the world, are more likely to evade vaccines than previous variants. and most a - DayDayNews

A study published by Columbia University researchers in the journal Nature on the 5th showed that the latest Omicron subtypes, such as BA.4 and BA.5, which have caused a surge in new infections around the world, are more likely to evade vaccines than previous variants. and most a

Omicron subtypes more likely to evade vaccines, treatments

06/02 1268