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Something incredible happened. Today I saw a pair of hair cards with a price tag of 2,200 yuan. But I have to give you a pair of hair cards. Only this pair = only one deceiver. Coach: I am lucky to have you.
My husband spent 2,200 yuan to give me a pair of hair cards. After opening the package: Luxury goods never deceive the poor! Hahahahaha
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Do you know why? If you don't want to buy it, just say so. I wanted to show off my affection, so I tried a leg-sitting kill with my husband, but almost sent him to the hospital.
I wanted to show my affection, so my husband and I tried a leg sitting, but we almost sent him to the hospital.
05/27
1973
1. On the ship, a sailor asked another sailor: "Wine and women, which do you prefer?" The other sailor replied: "I first have to know (it) their birth dates." 2. Clerk: " Manager, your meeting has been going on for so long, what decision have you made?” Manager: “Yes, we have dec
Joke: Haven’t you heard a saying, noble people tend to forget things?
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I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken. The next day, he called me and asked me to have a meal. I asked him: "Who is there?" Dad hesitated for a while and said: "Just the two of us. I won't take your mother. You just Lovelorn, it’s not okay for me to sho
I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken.
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1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir:
Joke: I’m here for comfort! I'm not here to see you being a jerk.
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After breakfast, I accompanied my mother downstairs. She meets her old friends every day somewhere in the community. My eighty-five-year-old mother was walking and chatting. There was an apricot tree in front of the unit that bore a lot of apricots, which were now in their prime.
Sometimes, I have no choice but to accept it because I am no longer able to
05/24
1004
1. Someone went to a restaurant to eat and after the fried pork slices were served. He found that there was only one piece, so he asked: "When I came here to eat fried pork slices, there were always two pieces. Why is there only one piece today?" The waiter said, "I'm sorry, the
Joke: Although it’s not in ancient times, you still can’t get married now.
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There is pressure everywhere in today's society, and pressure has become something that everyone wants to solve. We can relieve stress in many ways, such as jokes, jokes that can make people laugh, and humorous jokes that are so funny that they even make us cry.
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1. "The client complained that I was too slow and I just showed him this and asked him if he wanted me to go slower." 2. "Trying to kill a fly with the palm of my hand and broke a window. The fly got away." 3. “I don’t think I’ll be using that power bank anytime soon.” 4. “I got
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Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa
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In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia!
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1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g
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Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?"
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05/31
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1. When you quarrel with your husband, don’t rush to blame him. Instead, reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, then think carefully about how to blame it on him. 2. What is a friend? Even if you put 500 yuan on the table, you won't lose it. But if you put a bag of m
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1967
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The market, which had been rising intraday for two consecutive days, finally stopped pretending today and began a unilateral plunge throughout the day. In the end, the Shanghai Stock Exchange Index, Shenzhen Component Index, and ChiNext Index fell sharply by 4.5%, 5.37%, and 5.93
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After listening, I answered without thinking that there are not many profitable businesses, such as drugs and arms, trade smuggling, and Putian hospitals... In the spirit of exploration and truth-seeking, the Junlin team set their sights on large A-shares. After all, China is gat
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I heard that the whole building of Ant Financial was boiling, and then the city of Hangzhou was boiling, and then the stockholders were shocked! In fact, it was rumored many times that Ant Group was going to be listed, but every time it was unclear, the author also felt that why
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According to Taiwan media reports on the 9th, the current "Cross-Strait People's Relations Regulations" were promulgated in 1992. Article 1 of the General Provisions clearly stipulates that "before national reunification, in order to ensure the security of the Taiwan region and t
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