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This wave of humorous jokes for friends is classic, interesting, and cute.
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Dalong is an electrician at Lianhua Community Property. On this day, the property management company received a notice that the superior leaders would come to inspect the property the next day. The manager asked everyone to inspect the areas they were responsible for. Dalong secr
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Recently, Lao Zhang fell in love with playing mahjong and went to the chess and card room every day. His son Xiao Zhang was puzzled: "Dad, you used to strongly oppose us playing mahjong, how come you are obsessed with it now?"
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Nowadays, people have less and less time to meet and communicate because of work and family. They usually check how other people are living through their circle of friends. When we first add someone as a friend, we also habitually check the other person’s circle of friends to see
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1. Me: Brother, what are you looking for? Him: Stop talking, it will interrupt my train of thought. Don’t you know that people are most afraid of being disturbed when they are looking for something? It made me forget what I was looking for. Some people are so short-handed that th
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Text/Chu Mo Qingyi ‖ Exclusively published by Toutiao Today Jiang Shudao has found a girlfriend named Li Jiandan. The reason why the two are together is due to two words, coincidence. What a coincidence, neither sooner nor later, the two of them happened to bump into each other o
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What kind of roads are there in your city? Look at the picture below and you will understand something. The so-called art means that people cannot understand it. I didn't notice it at first, but now the more I look at it, the more wrong it becomes.
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I graduated from a 985 in Beijing with a bachelor's degree and am now 26 years old. When I was crossing the road when I was a child, the red light came on, and my mother pulled me to keep walking. I asked my mother why they didn't make it to the intersection, and my mother said t
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Please open your arms and smile. 01 Hello everyone, my surname is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me, please pay attention when speaking. 02 You must think twice before doing anything: Can I not do it? Can I do it tomorrow? Can I do it for others? 03 I want to
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1. In college, a boy confessed to the school goddess: "Looking back 500 times in the past life is exchanged for one encounter in this life. We were not able to be together in the previous life. We are destined to be together in this life. Can you be my girlfriend?" But the goddes
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It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b
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Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it.
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Girls must not shake their hands when taking selfies, especially when they turn on beauty makeup, otherwise you will be like them! @PIPIZJIA的Wow weird: None of the three of us admit that this face is ours.
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#Tell me about something embarrassing but funny you have done? #The kind that makes me laugh even now when I think about it. The comments from netizens are so wonderful! ▼I thought of a way to make extra money... ▼My habit of embarrassing others has happened again... ▼Hahahahahah
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Hefei Audi A3 welcomes inquiries, price reduced by 41,100 yuan
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Just now, the editor saw many friends in the car friends circle discussing the 1.93% price reduction of Haoyue. With such an attractive price reduction, friends who want to buy a car won't you consider taking advantage of it? Bengbu Yongyue Geely 4S Store, event time 07.04-07.
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When talking about ideal life, there is always a longing for the future, a comfortable and technological life, but in reality, you need a Volkswagen CC to add comfort and convenience to your real life. Currently, Xiamen Yingzhong FAW-Volkswagen Store has the best discount 8.0%, a
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Sun Yutang was in a century-old obstetrics and gynecology hospital in Shanghai. When he saw his daughter being supported by a young and handsome man, he suddenly remembered that his daughter had said that after the exam was over, she would go on a trip with her classmates. Why di
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Text/Mei Lai At this noon, others choose to take a nap, but I am cleaning, not only to remove the dust of the world, but also to remove the weeds and dust in the soul, making it clean and soft, without clutter, and returning purity and freshness to the soul. . Lately I like to be
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