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@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho
The Daily Life of Shadiao Netizens: Fear Marketing
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God's reply: What kind of person is the person who can tell the police that my lawyer will be here soon? Girl walking like this, I wonder what you did last night? What are you thinking about while eating?
Tell me how you were deceived by a male ticket at a low cost? Does God have any comments? See you in the comments section.
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1. Two female secretaries were talking: "Who invented the typewriter? It's annoying!" "What's wrong?" "As soon as I stop working, everyone will hear it immediately." 2. The manager of a company is very enthusiastic about his work. Responsible, I haven't even taken a vacation in t
Joke: As long as I don’t work, everyone will hear it immediately
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Do you know why? If you don't want to buy it, just say so. I wanted to show off my affection, so I tried a leg-sitting kill with my husband, but almost sent him to the hospital.
I wanted to show my affection, so my husband and I tried a leg sitting, but we almost sent him to the hospital.
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Fish: I'm not just dying. I was looking at my phone and the dogs thought I was taking pictures of them. Is this a brake failure? Man, you are shooting yourself in the foot.
My brother suddenly turned green. This is lower than the probability of winning the lottery, right?
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1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time.
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1. Hilarious classic porter jokes. My mother has never spanked me since I was a child, but every time I did something wrong, she would ask my dad to spank me. When I talked about this matter with my dad yesterday, my dad said: "Kid, you remember. Dad is not a violent decision-mak
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Yes, available for free today. Can a 36-year-old wife have two 18-year-old wives? Without one, I can't stay here this summer. Look no further, there is no need for rescue.
Daily Hilarious Picture God Comment Award: No need to read, there is no need to rescue this
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I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?"
Funny joke, take a taxi wherever you want to go, please stop teasing us.
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1. Someone went to a restaurant to eat and after the fried pork slices were served. He found that there was only one piece, so he asked: "When I came here to eat fried pork slices, there were always two pieces. Why is there only one piece today?" The waiter said, "I'm sorry, the
Joke: Although it’s not in ancient times, you still can’t get married now.
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Dad bought Xiaobao a goldfish from the flower and bird market, and Xiaobao liked it very much. But after only two days, the goldfish became listless. The stall owner said cheerfully: "Actually, fish also need to have friends. They need to keep a few more fish, and choose a few fi
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We can always encounter various scams in life. The most typical and common one is MLM. This Ponzi scheme came from abroad in the 1980s, from the earliest MLM conferences to now being packaged and hidden on the Internet. , always accompanying our lives.
Funny original: That day, I saw through the pyramid scheme, but they used a honey trap
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Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash
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Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa
It's raining heavily today
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In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia!
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1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g
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It’s been a long time since I’ve carefully typed and recorded my complete thoughts. When I am alone recently, I always think of the past. Those experiences are like imprints that cannot be removed or erased, no matter whether they are happy or sad. It’s been a long time since I t
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Qingdao Daily/Guanhai News, July 6: Recently, the CBA officially announced the list of candidates for the 2022 draft. Popular candidates such as Wang Lanyi of Tsinghua University were successfully selected. The 42-year-old draft player Qiu Mingfeng successfully passed the review
82 rookies gathered in Qingdao to participate in the CBA draft, and the 42-year-old "Dream Chaser" was shortlisted to set a record
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Recently, there are always complaints from flower lovers: after entering July, some flowers are like "little buffaloes". If they are not watered for a day, the leaves will droop immediately, like wilted eggplants, pitiful. Isn’t it said that “all flowers will be watered to death”
After July and August, 9 kinds of flowers turn into "big buffaloes" and need to be watered vigorously to grow happily.
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Clivia is a plant that many people like. Although it is a herbaceous plant, it has a long lifespan. There are now Clivias that have survived for more than 20 years, so it is said that its lifespan may be longer. The quality of Clivia when grown is in good condition. With high qua
How to raise Clivia so that it can grow new leaves and bloom big flowers every year?
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Growing flowers can beautify your home, purify the air, be beneficial to home feng shui, and cultivate your mind... More and more people are growing flowers, and people's demand for plants is also growing. Many people know how to home furnishing. People who practice Feng Shui wil
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[Design style]: Nordic log style [Designer]: Tian Zeng [Decoration community]: Zunyi Happy Home [Decoration area]: 127㎡ [Decoration type]: three bedrooms, two living rooms, one kitchen and two bathrooms 01 The living room abandons the overly complicated The texture and decoration
Ideal home decoration|120㎡ Nordic log style, minimalist luxury and quality life
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