was working as a producer and filming in Mexico, I wanted to make a special trip to visit Brother Ni Kuang several times, but I never force others. I knew that after he went abroad, he didn’t want to see anyone, and he never stepped out. One step, besides shopping for groceries.
I missed him so much that in the end I couldn't help but shamelessly called him from a public phone booth in a small town in Mexico.
was heard by Mrs. Ni. Probably she was afraid that I would spend too much money, so she immediately handed the phone over to Ni Kuang.
Hahaha, you laugh when you hear my voice.
"Why did you end up in such a ghost place?" He said: "The newspaper said that you had a hard time filming that movie."
I didn't expect that he was so well-informed abroad. I thought he didn't even read the newspaper.
"Hey, I want to come see you, is that okay?" I asked.
"Why not? You're welcome."
"People say you don't see people, and you don't even answer the phone."
"People? How can you be someone else? Come quickly!"
After hearing this, I felt a big stone in my heart. , then asked: "Where is Mrs. Ni? Will it annoy her?"
Mrs. Ni snatched the phone away: "No, no, come quickly!"
Ni Kuang snatched the phone back again: "When will you Coming? "
" Around the 12th. "That's great. She happens to be going back to Hong Kong in the next few days. We can make a big fuss in the palace while she's away." "Ni Kuang Dale."
"Baozi."
I heard Mrs. Ni scolding him from the side. Mrs. Ni is so cute that she still uses "zi" instead of "guo".
"I'll call you when we get to the hotel."
"That's fine." He said, "Anyway, I don't know the way to the airport, so I can't pick you up."
"No need to answer."
After that, he hung up the phone.
I was not prepared to see him before coming, but in the back of my mind, I seemed to have a hunch: "It's a bit possible."
Before leaving Hong Kong, I bought a large piece of Shangfang ham, which I would definitely eat at his place No, the import of meat is prohibited.
What should I do if it is detected by customs?
To be on the safe side, buy another can of the best fermented bean curd in the city. If the meat is confiscated, the plants can be imported. Beans, they're made from plants, I'll explain.
is so clever, just so clever. The meat was confiscated, but luckily there was no fine.
When checking the can of fermented bean curd, the customs officer sniffed it vigorously and almost fainted.
"What is this?" he shouted.
"Chinese cheese," I said.
"Made from milk, it should be regarded as meat and is not allowed to be imported!"
I lazily said: "Chinese cheese, made from beans."
After struggling for a long time, I finally brought the bottle of fermented bean curd to Mexico. I didn't know this time If you take him there again, whether you will be so lucky depends on Brother Ni Kuang's good fortune.
