Seventeenth, eighteenth and twenty-fifth are like tofu in water. The radish in March has water color. The plum blossoms at night are so beautiful.
A passing businessman praised the elder sister-in-law with such a jingle, which really made the elder sister-in-law very happy. Not only did the guest who came to the door ask for water drink the water, but he also specially gave him two hot cups. fried poached eggs to eat. This sister-in-law is in her thirties, enthusiastic and cheerful, but her appearance is really ordinary, but she likes to be praised. Her house is adjacent to a street leading to the busy city. People come and go in front of the door, and it is inevitable that some people come to the door to ask for water because they are hungry and thirsty. My sister-in-law is so willful. When she meets someone who can talk, she will treat her warmly if she hears a few compliments about her beauty. And if you encounter someone who can't speak, leave immediately. The guest, who was warmly entertained by his sister-in-law, left satisfied after eating and drinking.
After the sister-in-law's husband came home, the sister-in-law couldn't wait to tell her husband the guest's "praise" for her, and asked her husband how he was doing with excitement.
"You are a stick, these four sentences are all hurtful to others. You are scolded by others, but you still treat them as compliments." The sister-in-law looked puzzled after hearing this and looked at her husband to continue listening.
"The first sentence is seventeen, eighteen, twenty-five, doesn't it add up to sixty years old? It means that you look like a sixty-year-old person; the second sentence is always put water tofu in a jar, doesn't it become Is it rotten? The third sentence is that if the radish in March is not bad, it will be chaff. Can you still have it? The fourth sentence is plum blossoms at night. When the plum blossoms arrive, the answer is plum. This does not mean that you can't be so sour anymore. Are you sour? "
"[cover face][cover face][cover face]......"
