104. The old hero is planning a good plan again. Jade Illusion Realm kills evil demons
It’s not too early, and there are many people. Let’s continue the story of yesterday!
The document above said that Yun Zhongzi and Suo Erye accidentally rescued Ermiaotai and found the Xiaoyao treasure pillow again. But this Bailian mother was so evil. She took advantage of the time she went up the tree to get the treasure pillow and went to Xiaoyao Town.
Although Bai Lian's mother ran away, she was not afraid of anything when she was in her hand. We two went back to study it slowly, and we didn't believe we would catch you or not. Master Suo Er and Yun Zhongzi led the second gang and the three of them returned to Rongji Inn in Laobian Town.
This road is not idle, and if you mumble for a while, you will definitely have to run to the edge of the road for convenient and convenient! "Oh my god, but I'm so troubled, old brother, what's wrong with me? Why do I keep running my stomach? This is the food and drink in the tavern. Isn't I going to expire the medicine tomorrow morning. Isn't this a rude dealer? It's always said that people are the most important, and eating and drinking is a big deal. You are just kidding, and eating and drinking is just your life to play with. Isn't this a ready-made example?..." "Du~Du!"
A long sound was put behind Erbati and rang out again. "Wait! Wait for me! I have to squat!" Erbati took his trousers and got into the grass nest on the side of the road again.
"Oh, brother! Did you think we were doing something wrong?" Master Suo Er asked Xiang Yun Zhongzi with his head tilted.
"Why did you say this?" Yun Zhongzi asked Master Suo Er with confusion.
"We shouldn't have cared about this second damn, look at these timid words, they are endless one after another. I really can't stand him anymore! I'm so annoyed!" Master Suo Er said to Yun Zhongzi with a bitter look on his face.
"Oh! What are you two talking about in plain words? You can't speak bad things behind me! Have you heard of melodious words, a bunch of pigs, a bunch of pigs!" Ermtai pulled his pants and came out from behind the two.
"Oh my god! Why didn't you make a sound when you came out? It scared me so much!" said Master Suo Er.
Yun Zhongzi was also scared, but it was hard to say anything due to the sympathy.
"Scared! What are you afraid of! Who doesn't know your reputation outside the entire pass? I'll scare you to death if I suck your shit. Isn't that too unreasonable?" Ermtai said frowningly.
"What, why is this time so fast?" Master Suo Er asked Xiang Erti.
"I'm squatting a few times? My intestines are almost pulled out, and there is still stock in my stomach? Symbol meaning, just be fine! Just go quickly! Oh my god." Ermtai grinned and walked with his brothers for more than two hours before returning to Rongji Inn.
"My man, man! Hurry up and give me some hot tea. My stomach is uncomfortable. See if there is any diarrhea medicine for me to touch! Oh my god, but it's so painful!" Ermtai said to the guy.
"Hi! This is pepper noodles, onions and garlic. Can you get better after eating so much?" The guy didn't know why, and told the truth.
"What chili noodles? What onion, tell me clearly? Why don't I know?" Ermiaola this guy didn't let go.
This kung fu Yun Zhongzi did it and pulled Ermiao Tai closer to the house, "Old brothers, old brothers! Don't be impatient! Don't be impatient! That's how this matter is. Listen to me and tell you..."
Yun Zhongzi and Suo Erye were all in a vain and Erba said that Ermiao Tai was about to drive away Bai Lian's mother.
"Oh! That's the case! This old guy doesn't let my peace even if he dies. I'll get angry, I must get it! What's the matter! He secretly whispered and I pulled my head. This matter is really too immoral! Mom is so angry!" Ermtai was so angry, but now he is helpless. He has crawled into the pillow. What can you do?
"Hey, can we discuss something, can we discuss it?" Ermiaoti blinked twice and asked Xiang Yun Zhongzi with his little eyes.
"Old man, just say what's wrong with me!" Yun Zhongzi looked confused. Erma Tai didn't talk so well for so long. What's wrong? Could it be that you have diarrhea?
"Do you and the second master want to catch that old mother? I have a good trick, once and for all, I will help you solve the problem and vent my anger. What do you think?"
"There is this good thing? Tell me!"
"We, just throw this broken pillow? Who can sleep with this broken thing now? Not to mention it, it's still cold. After the fall, he wants to come out that calf thing after it's broken. Don't you not be able to get out? How do you think of my trick? "
" Not so good! Do you know how many years this thing has been going to this day? At least a thousand years, this is the treasure among other people's Taoist sects. People in the old Taoist sect have searched for this thing for more than ten generations. You just fall down. What do you think! Let me tell you, don't hit the pillow's abacus , otherwise don't say that I and you are not finished!" Master Suo said with a glance.
"No! No! This is not possible! My master said during his lifetime that the most important thing for people in our sect is to find it. If I fall it, wouldn't that be a traitor? This is a must!" Yun Zhongzi said as he hugged it tightly, he would not let go of his hands, for fear of being snatched away by Ermai and then fell directly.
"If it doesn't work, it won't work! Look at your appearance, no, I can still grab it? My pussy is so stingy!" Er Mitao rolled his eyes and lay on the head of the kang and put it on his stomach.
I went out for most of the night tonight. Not to mention that I had gained a lot, I first said that I had recovered Ermiaotai, and then, Yun Zhongzi recovered the treasure in the Taoist sect. No matter what, I said that I didn’t have to worry about it tonight.
"Old brother, what should I do now? Liu Decai got into this place and couldn't come out, so we can't catch him? What if this grandson got tired of staying in it one day and came out to harm others, wouldn't it be a problem?" Mr. Suo asked Xiang Yun Zhongzi.
"That's the matter, but it's really a bit difficult to catch him. Think about it, this thing is the treasure among our masters. As long as you throw it on the stone, Liu Decai will definitely not be able to get out in this life. But then, I'm not looking for this pillow for nothing? The only way is to enter the illusion and pull out the thing that lacks great virtue. Otherwise, there is no change of trick!" Yun Zhongzi said to Master Suo Er.
Master Suo Er pinched his chin and thought for a long time. That's really the case. You just said that you can't fall and you can't hit it. What tricks do you have? One word is really useless!
But what would it look like if you entered that illusion? No one knows this. Don’t look at it. Don’t think that this thing is from the Tianshi Mansion of Longhu Mountain. There are really few people who want to enter the illusion of the void. At present, everyone knows only Mao Yuandang’s bald claws. This is a human, and there is also the Liu Decai who just crawled into the pillow. That guy is neither a man nor a woman, nor a ghost, and he can’t be said to be a human being.
"Then, that won't work! We can learn from it too, so go in and see how?" Mr. Suo Er asked Xiang Yun Zhongzi.
"You said we should also go into this void illusion to catch that white lotus mother?" Yun Zhongzi asked.
"Yes, you forgot? Didn't Bald Claw say that as long as you lie on it and sleep for a while, you can see the fresh scenery? Let's go in and take a look? It would be better if you can stay with him. If you can't stay with him, won't we have no loss!" Master Suo Er said to Yun Zhongzi.
"Well! That's the case, but you can only sleep with one person at a time? In other words, only one person can enter at a time. It's not okay if there is no one outside. If there is really something wrong, it's over if you can't get out!" Yun Zhongzi said.
"That's all! Alas, Ermengti, don't pretend to be dead there, get up! Get up! Do you still want to take revenge or vent your anger? Just get up quickly!" Master Suo Er agreed to Yun Zhongzi and shouted Ermengti.
"I won't let me throw my pillow, what's the use of taking revenge?" Ermianti tilted his head in disappointment. "Tell me! I can hear it clearly!"
"Brother, look, you lie down on a pillow first, and I'll sleep again when you fall asleep! Ermianti is watching from the side. Every two hours, let Ermianti pay attention to our bodies and wake up. If you don't wake up, don't worry. If you wake up, quickly move the other person to the pillow. Isn't that enough?" Master Suo Er said to Yun Zhongzi.
"Well, it's a solution, but you can't sleep with these two men. If you really fall asleep, we two can't get out." Yun Zhongzi said to Er Med.
"Then, that's fine! As long as you two brothers can catch Bailian's mother's calf and make me vent my anger, it's not a big deal for me to not sleep for a few nights!" Ermtai heard that the two brothers were going to grab Liu Decai rolled up and sat up from the kang, staring at them with his eyes.
Since this matter has been straightened out, the two brothers were not vague and immediately thought of taking advantage of the excitement and entering the illusion of the void to pull Liu Decai out for him.
But no one has ever been to this void illusion. If you want to go in, you have to plan carefully. Don’t be unable to come out after going in or let Liu Decai plot against it. That would be a waste of money!
yun Zhongzi took out a cinnabar pen from the Ducan, brushed and drew a lot of talismans on his body. Suo Erye was not idle either. He took out some paper tigers, paper men, and horses for handmade tools. He also cut a lot of things. With this thing, who knows what it looks like in the illusion of the void? This handy tool is indispensable! But it’s all a little bit to tell whether this thing can be brought in when dreaming. You can’t say you can’t take it in. I’m thinking about other tricks!
Yun Zhongzi is a Taoist sect. He has a very clear understanding of the soul-leaving magic. He must not be able to bring in the real thing, but it does not mean that we can't use it. What should we do? He wrote a talisman on his hand of the dust. Master Suo Er hurriedly took out a whip from the bag. The whip was called "mountain whip". Yun Zhongzi also wrote a talisman on the whip, holding the prepared guy in his hand and laying on the kang. Because he was worried about Er Zhongtai, he once again told Er Zhongtai, "Old brother, I beg you not to throw the pillow, otherwise the old brother will fall into it!"
"Hey! Don't worry, you are entrusted to someone to be loyal to others! I, Er Zhongtai, do what I said! Don't worry, take revenge for me." Er Zhongtai said to Yun Zhongzi.
I saw Yun Zhongzi holding a talisman in his hand and holding a whisk in his hand. His eyes were closed on the porcelain pillow . After a while, I heard Yun Zhongzi snoring, "Hey, old brother! The old Taoist is asleep. How big is this old guy? He snores! Tsk tsk!" Ermiaotai said to Master Suo Er.
"Let me tell you, don't talk, the old Taoist priest and I go in to do serious things, you are energetic outside! If something happens, neither of us will come out! Does it sound like that?" Master Suo Er asked Xiang Erti.
"Old brother, don't worry, no one can do it if I am here. If you don't come out, I won't even bring an old cockroach and let it crawl onto the pillow. Don't worry!" Ermiantai patted his chest and assured Master Su Er.
Suo Erye moved Yun Zhongzi aside, holding the "Mountain Whip" in his arms, holding all kinds of strange magic weapons he usually uses, and his eyes were slightly closed. After a while, a snoring sound gradually started.,
"Oh, these two old men are really good. If you say you sleep, you will fall asleep! Go to bed! As long as you two brothers help me vent your anger, I will close my eyes tonight without even waiting for a replacement!" Ermtai said, looking at the two old men lying on the kang.
Let’s have two flowers blooming, just talk about one, which one? Of course, that one is so charming, let’s talk about that one first.
Episode 0 Yun Zhongzi lay on the porcelain pillow, closed his eyes, and after a while, he fell asleep. His dream was really different from what we usually do when we sleep. When his eyes were closed, he could only hear the sound of wind in his ears. When he opened his eyes, he looked amazing. He was already flying up now, and white clouds floated by his side. This dream was like a different scene. It was already midnight before going to bed. How are you now! It's still sunny! Oh, it’s great to look down. There are green mountains and clear waters below. This scenery is really beautiful. In the past, I have never walked away from all famous mountains and rivers in the clouds, but it looks beautiful from the sky! One word is “beautiful” and the other word “really beautiful”!
Yun Zhongzi came in this time, but he was not here to enjoy the flowers and view the scenery. This Xiaoyao Pillow has been said a lot before. It is all illusory and fake! If I am really attracted by the beautiful scenery here, I will be furious. Don’t you know how the Zhao family lost the country? He is still an emperor. Can we just be a plain-headed ordinary people with a hardship? Come on! Just take care of yourself, close your eyes and calm down. Whenever you stop, you must count on whether this is good or bad.
Thinking of this, Yun Zhongzi's eyes were closed and he didn't even look at the outside world. Do you see that? You can see the difference between people who practice and ordinary people in this regard. What is ability? What is practice? This is the great practice! "The flowers enter the eyes like flowing water, and the pearls and jade are covered with the body like the breeze!"
In one sentence, Yun Zhongzi took these things seriously. Yun Zhongzi had been flying in the illusion of the void for a long time. At this skill, he felt that the sound of wind was gradually coming to his ears, and from time to time there were also the sound of silk and bamboo coming into his ears. "I'm afraid I'm going to the place?" Yun Zhongzi thought secretly in his heart.
I only felt my feet on the ground, and I felt stable. At this time, Yun Zhongzi opened his eyes and saw that he was already on the top of a mountain. The pavilions and towers on the mountain could not see at all. In front of him, a gate like a palace stood tall in front of him. Haha! It's so grand, even though it's , the Forbidden City, , is quite different from the city gate building in front of you.
A group of elders with crowns and belts are on both sides, surrounded by drummers, and blowing and playing is like welcoming himself. "The immortal elder is wrong to welcome him when he visits. It is really a sin! I hope the old immortal elder will forgive him!" An old man walked out of the crowd and bowed to Yun Zhongzi and said.
"You don't have to be polite, you're welcome. I came here this time to find someone. I wonder, does the old man know that someone has seen me come to the precious land for a few hours?" Yun Zhongzi saw that the visitor was respectful, so he naturally had to treat him with courtesy. He asked the old man politely.
"Oh! Yes! Yes! That Mr. Liu is drinking in the inner hall. Could it be that the old fairy and Mr. Liu are still familiar with each other?" the old man asked.
"Old friend! Old friend! Please take me to see that Mr. Liu. I wonder what the old man thinks?" Yun Zhongzi asked the old man politely.
"This is okay! The Illusion of Void is a convenient door to open. It is a blessing for anyone to come here. Please don't be polite! Please give me a message here!" As he said that, the old man reached out to Yun Zhongzi and made a gesture of invitation.
Yun Zhongzi was not polite, so he took a big step and walked towards the mansion. It was not ordinary luxury. There were everything from hand-papered veranda or rockery to flow water. We didn’t say anything else, the gate more than one foot high as soon as we entered the yard was made of gold. Just say that the yard was so luxurious! The Forbidden City in the capital is indeed awesome. We are not stubborn, but if we really want to compare with the big mansion in front of us, it would be a difference between heaven and earth. The Forbidden City has never seen gold as a threshold, right? If the thresholds are made of gold, then you can think about the others yourself!
The smoke is curling in the big house. The gauze girls who pass by from time to time look like each other. They look pretty, just like a fairy. I guess if Wang Yun was born here, he would be willing to let him die here. This place would be really great.
Yun Zhongzi knew that these were all fake, and were all gathered from the desires in the hearts of the people of the world. If he was addicted to this, his desires and soul would naturally be as unavailable as them!
After walking for a while, Yun Zhongzi finally came to an open large courtyard. I saw the birds singing and the flowers singing in the courtyard, and the sound of silk and bamboos endlessly. Several young women danced in the garden with the wonderful sound of piano. Just at a corner of the courtyard, I saw several women wearing exposed clothes drinking and having fun around an old man.
It doesn't matter if Yun Zhongzi doesn't look at it. He couldn't help but get angry from his heart. He was so angry that he was brave. "You shameless fool, and you still have the intention to drink here to have fun. Take me all at once!" As Yun Zhongzi said that, he beat the old man who was drinking.
This old man saw someone coming in from outside, and when he saw him, his face was still angry. This must be nothing good! The old boy quickly squatted on the spot and avoided Yun Zhongzi's talisman with this flame.
You are asking, who is this?
You all know each other, Liu Decai! This time, Yun Zhongzi came here to find him. Look at his own self! Not only did Xiao Jiuer hug him, but he was still drinking. Can you see him holding his breath or not?
This guy cheated Yun Zhongzi, but he almost asked him to do it for the turtle last time. Isn't that right? Ermiaoti also made him suffer a lot. In theory, this guy can't help but not let him down.
But Liu Decai is not an ordinary person after all. He chopped his head in the Daximen of Fengtian , but his soul was not taken away by the ghost messenger, which means that this old guy still has something to do.
Liu Decai saw the talisman and was not helping him. He took off a belt from his waist. He saw Liu Decai stroked his hands left and right, and the soft belt immediately became a stick. We don’t know what kind of high-tech thing this is. Anyway, people will definitely not be able to get it right after being hit by this.
Liu Decai jumped forward and smashed Yun Zhongzi's Tianling Gai'er. Yun Zhongzi quickly flashed and sucked Liu Decai's face with the whisk in his hand.
Liu Decai saw the whisk and grabbed his face. He rolled over and fell steadily to the ground! "Hahaha! You guys, are you okay? I've run into the Jade Void Realm, why can't you let me go a way? Are you going to kill me? You're going to kill me all the time?"
"Hmph! You are a beast who is neither male nor female, nor human nor ghost! If you have done a huge evil, how can I spare you? You're waiting to die!" As Yun Zhongzi said that, he moved forward, waved his hand and pointed at Liu Decai for a moment.
Liu Decai pulled back and avoided Yun Zhongzi's attack. "Oh! Old man! Don't worry, I have no grudges with you that cannot be resolved. Can we discuss it?" Liu Decai said to Yun Zhongzi again.
"What a nonsense to discuss, my brother, what can you discuss!" Yun Zhongzi replied.
104. The old hero is planning a good plan again. Jade Illusion Realm kills evil demons
It’s not too early, and there are many people. Let’s continue the story of yesterday!
The document above said that Yun Zhongzi and Suo Erye accidentally rescued Ermiaotai and found the Xiaoyao treasure pillow again. But this Bailian mother was so evil. She took advantage of the time she went up the tree to get the treasure pillow and went to Xiaoyao Town.
Although Bai Lian's mother ran away, she was not afraid of anything when she was in her hand. We two went back to study it slowly, and we didn't believe we would catch you or not. Master Suo Er and Yun Zhongzi led the second gang and the three of them returned to Rongji Inn in Laobian Town.
This road is not idle, and if you mumble for a while, you will definitely have to run to the edge of the road for convenient and convenient! "Oh my god, but I'm so troubled, old brother, what's wrong with me? Why do I keep running my stomach? This is the food and drink in the tavern. Isn't I going to expire the medicine tomorrow morning. Isn't this a rude dealer? It's always said that people are the most important, and eating and drinking is a big deal. You are just kidding, and eating and drinking is just your life to play with. Isn't this a ready-made example?..." "Du~Du!"
A long sound was put behind Erbati and rang out again. "Wait! Wait for me! I have to squat!" Erbati took his trousers and got into the grass nest on the side of the road again.
"Oh, brother! Did you think we were doing something wrong?" Master Suo Er asked Xiang Yun Zhongzi with his head tilted.
"Why did you say this?" Yun Zhongzi asked Master Suo Er with confusion.
"We shouldn't have cared about this second damn, look at these timid words, they are endless one after another. I really can't stand him anymore! I'm so annoyed!" Master Suo Er said to Yun Zhongzi with a bitter look on his face.
"Oh! What are you two talking about in plain words? You can't speak bad things behind me! Have you heard of melodious words, a bunch of pigs, a bunch of pigs!" Ermtai pulled his pants and came out from behind the two.
"Oh my god! Why didn't you make a sound when you came out? It scared me so much!" said Master Suo Er.
Yun Zhongzi was also scared, but it was hard to say anything due to the sympathy.
"Scared! What are you afraid of! Who doesn't know your reputation outside the entire pass? I'll scare you to death if I suck your shit. Isn't that too unreasonable?" Ermtai said frowningly.
"What, why is this time so fast?" Master Suo Er asked Xiang Erti.
"I'm squatting a few times? My intestines are almost pulled out, and there is still stock in my stomach? Symbol meaning, just be fine! Just go quickly! Oh my god." Ermtai grinned and walked with his brothers for more than two hours before returning to Rongji Inn.
"My man, man! Hurry up and give me some hot tea. My stomach is uncomfortable. See if there is any diarrhea medicine for me to touch! Oh my god, but it's so painful!" Ermtai said to the guy.
"Hi! This is pepper noodles, onions and garlic. Can you get better after eating so much?" The guy didn't know why, and told the truth.
"What chili noodles? What onion, tell me clearly? Why don't I know?" Ermiaola this guy didn't let go.
This kung fu Yun Zhongzi did it and pulled Ermiao Tai closer to the house, "Old brothers, old brothers! Don't be impatient! Don't be impatient! That's how this matter is. Listen to me and tell you..."
Yun Zhongzi and Suo Erye were all in a vain and Erba said that Ermiao Tai was about to drive away Bai Lian's mother.
"Oh! That's the case! This old guy doesn't let my peace even if he dies. I'll get angry, I must get it! What's the matter! He secretly whispered and I pulled my head. This matter is really too immoral! Mom is so angry!" Ermtai was so angry, but now he is helpless. He has crawled into the pillow. What can you do?
"Hey, can we discuss something, can we discuss it?" Ermiaoti blinked twice and asked Xiang Yun Zhongzi with his little eyes.
"Old man, just say what's wrong with me!" Yun Zhongzi looked confused. Erma Tai didn't talk so well for so long. What's wrong? Could it be that you have diarrhea?
"Do you and the second master want to catch that old mother? I have a good trick, once and for all, I will help you solve the problem and vent my anger. What do you think?"
"There is this good thing? Tell me!"
"We, just throw this broken pillow? Who can sleep with this broken thing now? Not to mention it, it's still cold. After the fall, he wants to come out that calf thing after it's broken. Don't you not be able to get out? How do you think of my trick? "
" Not so good! Do you know how many years this thing has been going to this day? At least a thousand years, this is the treasure among other people's Taoist sects. People in the old Taoist sect have searched for this thing for more than ten generations. You just fall down. What do you think! Let me tell you, don't hit the pillow's abacus , otherwise don't say that I and you are not finished!" Master Suo said with a glance.
"No! No! This is not possible! My master said during his lifetime that the most important thing for people in our sect is to find it. If I fall it, wouldn't that be a traitor? This is a must!" Yun Zhongzi said as he hugged it tightly, he would not let go of his hands, for fear of being snatched away by Ermai and then fell directly.
"If it doesn't work, it won't work! Look at your appearance, no, I can still grab it? My pussy is so stingy!" Er Mitao rolled his eyes and lay on the head of the kang and put it on his stomach.
I went out for most of the night tonight. Not to mention that I had gained a lot, I first said that I had recovered Ermiaotai, and then, Yun Zhongzi recovered the treasure in the Taoist sect. No matter what, I said that I didn’t have to worry about it tonight.
"Old brother, what should I do now? Liu Decai got into this place and couldn't come out, so we can't catch him? What if this grandson got tired of staying in it one day and came out to harm others, wouldn't it be a problem?" Mr. Suo asked Xiang Yun Zhongzi.
"That's the matter, but it's really a bit difficult to catch him. Think about it, this thing is the treasure among our masters. As long as you throw it on the stone, Liu Decai will definitely not be able to get out in this life. But then, I'm not looking for this pillow for nothing? The only way is to enter the illusion and pull out the thing that lacks great virtue. Otherwise, there is no change of trick!" Yun Zhongzi said to Master Suo Er.
Master Suo Er pinched his chin and thought for a long time. That's really the case. You just said that you can't fall and you can't hit it. What tricks do you have? One word is really useless!
But what would it look like if you entered that illusion? No one knows this. Don’t look at it. Don’t think that this thing is from the Tianshi Mansion of Longhu Mountain. There are really few people who want to enter the illusion of the void. At present, everyone knows only Mao Yuandang’s bald claws. This is a human, and there is also the Liu Decai who just crawled into the pillow. That guy is neither a man nor a woman, nor a ghost, and he can’t be said to be a human being.
"Then, that won't work! We can learn from it too, so go in and see how?" Mr. Suo Er asked Xiang Yun Zhongzi.
"You said we should also go into this void illusion to catch that white lotus mother?" Yun Zhongzi asked.
"Yes, you forgot? Didn't Bald Claw say that as long as you lie on it and sleep for a while, you can see the fresh scenery? Let's go in and take a look? It would be better if you can stay with him. If you can't stay with him, won't we have no loss!" Master Suo Er said to Yun Zhongzi.
"Well! That's the case, but you can only sleep with one person at a time? In other words, only one person can enter at a time. It's not okay if there is no one outside. If there is really something wrong, it's over if you can't get out!" Yun Zhongzi said.
"That's all! Alas, Ermengti, don't pretend to be dead there, get up! Get up! Do you still want to take revenge or vent your anger? Just get up quickly!" Master Suo Er agreed to Yun Zhongzi and shouted Ermengti.
"I won't let me throw my pillow, what's the use of taking revenge?" Ermianti tilted his head in disappointment. "Tell me! I can hear it clearly!"
"Brother, look, you lie down on a pillow first, and I'll sleep again when you fall asleep! Ermianti is watching from the side. Every two hours, let Ermianti pay attention to our bodies and wake up. If you don't wake up, don't worry. If you wake up, quickly move the other person to the pillow. Isn't that enough?" Master Suo Er said to Yun Zhongzi.
"Well, it's a solution, but you can't sleep with these two men. If you really fall asleep, we two can't get out." Yun Zhongzi said to Er Med.
"Then, that's fine! As long as you two brothers can catch Bailian's mother's calf and make me vent my anger, it's not a big deal for me to not sleep for a few nights!" Ermtai heard that the two brothers were going to grab Liu Decai rolled up and sat up from the kang, staring at them with his eyes.
Since this matter has been straightened out, the two brothers were not vague and immediately thought of taking advantage of the excitement and entering the illusion of the void to pull Liu Decai out for him.
But no one has ever been to this void illusion. If you want to go in, you have to plan carefully. Don’t be unable to come out after going in or let Liu Decai plot against it. That would be a waste of money!
yun Zhongzi took out a cinnabar pen from the Ducan, brushed and drew a lot of talismans on his body. Suo Erye was not idle either. He took out some paper tigers, paper men, and horses for handmade tools. He also cut a lot of things. With this thing, who knows what it looks like in the illusion of the void? This handy tool is indispensable! But it’s all a little bit to tell whether this thing can be brought in when dreaming. You can’t say you can’t take it in. I’m thinking about other tricks!
Yun Zhongzi is a Taoist sect. He has a very clear understanding of the soul-leaving magic. He must not be able to bring in the real thing, but it does not mean that we can't use it. What should we do? He wrote a talisman on his hand of the dust. Master Suo Er hurriedly took out a whip from the bag. The whip was called "mountain whip". Yun Zhongzi also wrote a talisman on the whip, holding the prepared guy in his hand and laying on the kang. Because he was worried about Er Zhongtai, he once again told Er Zhongtai, "Old brother, I beg you not to throw the pillow, otherwise the old brother will fall into it!"
"Hey! Don't worry, you are entrusted to someone to be loyal to others! I, Er Zhongtai, do what I said! Don't worry, take revenge for me." Er Zhongtai said to Yun Zhongzi.
I saw Yun Zhongzi holding a talisman in his hand and holding a whisk in his hand. His eyes were closed on the porcelain pillow . After a while, I heard Yun Zhongzi snoring, "Hey, old brother! The old Taoist is asleep. How big is this old guy? He snores! Tsk tsk!" Ermiaotai said to Master Suo Er.
"Let me tell you, don't talk, the old Taoist priest and I go in to do serious things, you are energetic outside! If something happens, neither of us will come out! Does it sound like that?" Master Suo Er asked Xiang Erti.
"Old brother, don't worry, no one can do it if I am here. If you don't come out, I won't even bring an old cockroach and let it crawl onto the pillow. Don't worry!" Ermiantai patted his chest and assured Master Su Er.
Suo Erye moved Yun Zhongzi aside, holding the "Mountain Whip" in his arms, holding all kinds of strange magic weapons he usually uses, and his eyes were slightly closed. After a while, a snoring sound gradually started.,
"Oh, these two old men are really good. If you say you sleep, you will fall asleep! Go to bed! As long as you two brothers help me vent your anger, I will close my eyes tonight without even waiting for a replacement!" Ermtai said, looking at the two old men lying on the kang.
Let’s have two flowers blooming, just talk about one, which one? Of course, that one is so charming, let’s talk about that one first.
Episode 0 Yun Zhongzi lay on the porcelain pillow, closed his eyes, and after a while, he fell asleep. His dream was really different from what we usually do when we sleep. When his eyes were closed, he could only hear the sound of wind in his ears. When he opened his eyes, he looked amazing. He was already flying up now, and white clouds floated by his side. This dream was like a different scene. It was already midnight before going to bed. How are you now! It's still sunny! Oh, it’s great to look down. There are green mountains and clear waters below. This scenery is really beautiful. In the past, I have never walked away from all famous mountains and rivers in the clouds, but it looks beautiful from the sky! One word is “beautiful” and the other word “really beautiful”!
Yun Zhongzi came in this time, but he was not here to enjoy the flowers and view the scenery. This Xiaoyao Pillow has been said a lot before. It is all illusory and fake! If I am really attracted by the beautiful scenery here, I will be furious. Don’t you know how the Zhao family lost the country? He is still an emperor. Can we just be a plain-headed ordinary people with a hardship? Come on! Just take care of yourself, close your eyes and calm down. Whenever you stop, you must count on whether this is good or bad.
Thinking of this, Yun Zhongzi's eyes were closed and he didn't even look at the outside world. Do you see that? You can see the difference between people who practice and ordinary people in this regard. What is ability? What is practice? This is the great practice! "The flowers enter the eyes like flowing water, and the pearls and jade are covered with the body like the breeze!"
In one sentence, Yun Zhongzi took these things seriously. Yun Zhongzi had been flying in the illusion of the void for a long time. At this skill, he felt that the sound of wind was gradually coming to his ears, and from time to time there were also the sound of silk and bamboo coming into his ears. "I'm afraid I'm going to the place?" Yun Zhongzi thought secretly in his heart.
I only felt my feet on the ground, and I felt stable. At this time, Yun Zhongzi opened his eyes and saw that he was already on the top of a mountain. The pavilions and towers on the mountain could not see at all. In front of him, a gate like a palace stood tall in front of him. Haha! It's so grand, even though it's , the Forbidden City, , is quite different from the city gate building in front of you.
A group of elders with crowns and belts are on both sides, surrounded by drummers, and blowing and playing is like welcoming himself. "The immortal elder is wrong to welcome him when he visits. It is really a sin! I hope the old immortal elder will forgive him!" An old man walked out of the crowd and bowed to Yun Zhongzi and said.
"You don't have to be polite, you're welcome. I came here this time to find someone. I wonder, does the old man know that someone has seen me come to the precious land for a few hours?" Yun Zhongzi saw that the visitor was respectful, so he naturally had to treat him with courtesy. He asked the old man politely.
"Oh! Yes! Yes! That Mr. Liu is drinking in the inner hall. Could it be that the old fairy and Mr. Liu are still familiar with each other?" the old man asked.
"Old friend! Old friend! Please take me to see that Mr. Liu. I wonder what the old man thinks?" Yun Zhongzi asked the old man politely.
"This is okay! The Illusion of Void is a convenient door to open. It is a blessing for anyone to come here. Please don't be polite! Please give me a message here!" As he said that, the old man reached out to Yun Zhongzi and made a gesture of invitation.
Yun Zhongzi was not polite, so he took a big step and walked towards the mansion. It was not ordinary luxury. There were everything from hand-papered veranda or rockery to flow water. We didn’t say anything else, the gate more than one foot high as soon as we entered the yard was made of gold. Just say that the yard was so luxurious! The Forbidden City in the capital is indeed awesome. We are not stubborn, but if we really want to compare with the big mansion in front of us, it would be a difference between heaven and earth. The Forbidden City has never seen gold as a threshold, right? If the thresholds are made of gold, then you can think about the others yourself!
The smoke is curling in the big house. The gauze girls who pass by from time to time look like each other. They look pretty, just like a fairy. I guess if Wang Yun was born here, he would be willing to let him die here. This place would be really great.
Yun Zhongzi knew that these were all fake, and were all gathered from the desires in the hearts of the people of the world. If he was addicted to this, his desires and soul would naturally be as unavailable as them!
After walking for a while, Yun Zhongzi finally came to an open large courtyard. I saw the birds singing and the flowers singing in the courtyard, and the sound of silk and bamboos endlessly. Several young women danced in the garden with the wonderful sound of piano. Just at a corner of the courtyard, I saw several women wearing exposed clothes drinking and having fun around an old man.
It doesn't matter if Yun Zhongzi doesn't look at it. He couldn't help but get angry from his heart. He was so angry that he was brave. "You shameless fool, and you still have the intention to drink here to have fun. Take me all at once!" As Yun Zhongzi said that, he beat the old man who was drinking.
This old man saw someone coming in from outside, and when he saw him, his face was still angry. This must be nothing good! The old boy quickly squatted on the spot and avoided Yun Zhongzi's talisman with this flame.
You are asking, who is this?
You all know each other, Liu Decai! This time, Yun Zhongzi came here to find him. Look at his own self! Not only did Xiao Jiuer hug him, but he was still drinking. Can you see him holding his breath or not?
This guy cheated Yun Zhongzi, but he almost asked him to do it for the turtle last time. Isn't that right? Ermiaoti also made him suffer a lot. In theory, this guy can't help but not let him down.
But Liu Decai is not an ordinary person after all. He chopped his head in the Daximen of Fengtian , but his soul was not taken away by the ghost messenger, which means that this old guy still has something to do.
Liu Decai saw the talisman and was not helping him. He took off a belt from his waist. He saw Liu Decai stroked his hands left and right, and the soft belt immediately became a stick. We don’t know what kind of high-tech thing this is. Anyway, people will definitely not be able to get it right after being hit by this.
Liu Decai jumped forward and smashed Yun Zhongzi's Tianling Gai'er. Yun Zhongzi quickly flashed and sucked Liu Decai's face with the whisk in his hand.
Liu Decai saw the whisk and grabbed his face. He rolled over and fell steadily to the ground! "Hahaha! You guys, are you okay? I've run into the Jade Void Realm, why can't you let me go a way? Are you going to kill me? You're going to kill me all the time?"
"Hmph! You are a beast who is neither male nor female, nor human nor ghost! If you have done a huge evil, how can I spare you? You're waiting to die!" As Yun Zhongzi said that, he moved forward, waved his hand and pointed at Liu Decai for a moment.
Liu Decai pulled back and avoided Yun Zhongzi's attack. "Oh! Old man! Don't worry, I have no grudges with you that cannot be resolved. Can we discuss it?" Liu Decai said to Yun Zhongzi again.
"What a nonsense to discuss, my brother, what can you discuss!" Yun Zhongzi replied.
"Hey! As long as the price is right, there is nothing that cannot be negotiated. Look, this illusion of void is indeed good. I don't want to be reincarnated. Secondly, I won't be able to be an emperor in the world. It's really good here. Wherever you come from, how about our well water not breaking into the river?" Liu Decai asked Xiang Yun Zhongzi again.
"What do you think? I won't punish you to death. I'm really sorry for our ancestors and ancestors. Stop talking nonsense, die quickly!" Yun Zhongzi turned his wrist and stabbed Liu Decai's choking throat with the wooden handle of the whisk.
Liu Decai flew back and landed steadily on the wall that was so high that he had fought. "You old man with a bull's nose is really shameless. I have been practicing in the world for so many years. Do you think my ability is for nothing? Today I want to see who is coming to you, and let's have a fight on the wall!"
Liu Decai dared to call the zoe, Yun Zhongzi must not be able to give in. I have worked so hard to come in just to deal with you. If you call the zoe, I will not satisfy all your wishes?
Yun Zhongzi did not hesitate to step forward, and his body flew into the air and landed steadily on the wall. The beauties and old men in the Kung Fu Courtyard were strange, and no one was afraid. They all gathered in the center of the yard as if they were looking at the new. The sound of silk and bamboo stopped, not because they were scared or scared, but because someone was fighting, so why did they blow silk and bamboo! Isn’t this more exciting than drinking and having fun!
Liu Decai was able to be in trouble in the world for so many years. This ability is really not for nothing. Don’t you think you don’t have a physical body, but Yun Zhongzi also has no physical body in the illusion of the void! Come on, just do it!
The two of them are fighting to the point of today. The fist is about the flesh. The "Five Lightning Whip" on this side is a "Great Movement of the Universe". It's hard to say whether it hurts when it is cut to the body. Because I was not on the scene, I think it shouldn't hurt based on imagination. Think about it, Liu Decai's body was cut off, and this skill has probably turned into humus. Although Yun Zhongzi is a living person, his body has not been brought in! It shouldn't hurt either.
These two people are really against Mai Mang, and the gangster is against the hooligan. After they fight, they can have more than a dozen rounds and they can't decide the winner. What can you do? Yun Zhongzi was anxious. He had time limits and could not beat him, so he had to go back. If he really went back, he would come back tomorrow. Maybe this guy might not have gone where he went!
Yun Zhongzi's distracted skill, Liu Decai's big stick swept thousands of troops with one force, and swept it towards Yun Zhongzi's waist. If this is swept up, in reality, the lightest one will have to be a severe waist-removal. If it is heavier, it will have to live a life of lying down for the rest of his life, and he must be paralyzed!
If you want to say that distracted, this thing is the most delayed thing. Look at the traffic accident on the road, which is not caused by lack of concentration. When Shi Chi was about to look at Yun Zhongzi, he would be in great trouble. At this time, he saw a whip like a poisonous snake's letter. He suddenly fell from the sky, from bottom to top and facing Liu Decai and came over.
Liu Decai thought his opponent was Yun Zhongzi alone, but he didn't expect that this old Taoist would even bring reinforcements! Before Liu Decai could react, the whip passed through between his legs, raised the tip of the whip upwards, and directly lifted Liu Decai down from the wall.
This Liu De was not convinced. What are you doing? You are so old man, you don’t talk about martial ethics! How could you still ask for help if you agreed to fight one-on-one?
Friends of friends who read the story, no one has to guess. It’s someone else who is here!
Su Erye was lying on Xiaoyao pillow as Yun Zhongzi. After a while, like Yun Zhongzi, he also entered the illusion of the void with his ears. However, if he had something to do in his heart, he could not even close his eyes and believe that he would just land there.Su Erye looked at this place in the sky, fresh! Looking at that side again, it’s quite fresh, but it’s not OK to find Yunzhongzi. If you can’t see Yunzhongzi, you can’t stop.
What do you think, how big is this void world? In the world, there must be a sky, a earth, a mountain, a river, and a lake, right? It is normal that you can't find Yun Zhongzi when you fly in the sky for a while.
Master Suo Er was searching for Yun Zhongzi all over the world. Suddenly, he saw that there were many pavilions and towers built on the top of the mountain in front of him. He thought to himself, "Can Master Yun Zhongzi not be able to do this here?" Thinking of this, he flew uncontrollably to the pavilions on the top of the mountain.
Master Suo Er looked down in the air and saw two people standing on the big wall and fighting back and forth. Master Suo Er thought of falling down and seeing who was fighting here, how could no one report to the official? What kind of world is this? Isn’t this a violation of the “Regulations on Social Security Punishment”?
Look at how strong Mr. Suo Ershi has a strong sense of legal awareness. He can't keep the law in mind without any trouble. As Mr. Suo Ershi's thoughts and his unmanned driving skills began to slowly decline according to Mr. Suo Ershi's intentions. What we said is troublesome, but everyone who has done wars knows that the things that are used to fight are changing rapidly. Whoever dares to take action can turn the situation around immediately. Take a look! Yun Zhongzi seemed to be almost out of reach. Master Suo also understood this. The person who was fighting was not someone else, but his old friend, and the other was the wanted criminal he was looking for. Well, when it is stable, I guess Yun Zhongzi will have to enter the ICU. Take a quick action.
Master Suo Ershi shook his wrist and his whip was wrapped around his wrist and pointed it at Liu Decai for a moment.
The whip of Suo Erye is unusual. His whip has a talisman written on it, and it is called "Mountain Whip". I guess everyone who has heard of Errenzhuan "Shen Tune" knows that there is the word "Mountain Whip". What is "Mountain Whip" in it? Just say that this whip is domineering. If you whip down, you will be domineering with wild beasts and ghosts. Even if you don’t die, you have to peel off your skin. Do you think this thing is domineering or not? If you are not overbearing, you can't be called a mountain whip.
is not in the big night forest, so Master Suo Er never uses this thing. Think about it, the general fox and weasel are not easy to practice. If you steal a chicken or cheat a pot of wine, you can't beat him with a mountain whip! It's like you steal a piece of chocolate in the supermarket, and after the police find out, they drop an atomic bomb directly at you. It's the same truth. To put it in a playful way, this is "Anti-air cannons hit mosquitoes, they are useless."
, you can say it seriously. What happened to Liu De after he got this whip? Tell me quickly! What can
do? I was very arrogant just now. I didn’t have a whip at all. I completely lay on the ground and didn’t move. In the words of our hometown in Northeast China, it’s a “rat squinting”.
Liu Decai fell down, and Yun Zhongzi had time to go out of time to look to the side, and saw that the person coming was either someone else or his friend Suo Erye.
Suo Erye followed Yun Zhongzi and tied Liu Decai up with the immortal lock they were carrying. This time, this grandson couldn't even run away.
"Why might the old brother bear the consequences in this illusion of void? What's wrong with him? He will be scattered and will never be reborn!" said Master Suo Er.
"Old brother, it's really not possible! All creatures in this world have their destiny. This illusion of void is an illusion, not within the three realms, and not among the five elements. Why does this result here mean that he goes against the way of heaven? I think it's better to tie him to the world and hand him over to the underworld, so that he can get the punishment he deserves!" Yun Zhongzi answered to Master Suo Er.
"Since that's the case, let's just listen to the old brother! This disaster will inevitably lead to suffering when it reaches the underworld. It's really a sin! Forget it!" said Master Suo Er.
This time, Liu De lay on the ground and kept begging the two of them. We promised that we would not leave the illusion of the void and would never step into the world of the world. We beg Yun Zhongzi and let him go.
Look at how beautiful this matter is. It’s like an addict begging the anti-drug police to let him guard the drug warehouse. Who doesn’t know that this illusion of the void is beautiful? If I were me, I wouldn’t want to come out!
"Hmph! I think beautifully! Get ready to put the oil pan!" Master Suo Erzi and Yun Zhongzi set up Liu Decai as if they left.
The old man and many beauties were watching the fun next to him. They pestered Master Suo Er and Yun Zhongzi and asked them to drink a glass of wine before leaving.
"Old guys, this is all illusion. Remember not to listen to them. Once people are obsessed with this void illusion, they will become addicted. Never be obsessed with this place!" Yun Zhongzi persuaded Master Su Er.
How could Master Suo Er not know this truth? He quickly closed his eyes, thinking about Laobian Town, Ermiaotai, and Rongji Inn. At this skill, he felt his body begin to lighten. The wind sounded again in his ears. I don’t know how long it took, but he suddenly woke up. When he opened his eyes, he saw a pointed mouth and monkey cheeks blinking his small faces with two small eyes.
"Oh my god! But I'm scared!" Master Suo almost screamed.
"I'm afraid, what are you afraid of! You're scared me! I thought you two couldn't wake up, so I bit them in and took a look! Is this matter still awake? How about you two still awake? Is it fun inside?" Ermtai stretched his neck and asked Master Suo Er.
"It's so damn good. I don't have time to talk nonsense to you!" Master Suo Er started to do it. During this time, Yun Zhongzi woke up slowly.
"Hey, where is that old mother of Bailian? You two didn't make it happen?" Ermtai asked Xiang Erye and Yun Zhongzi.
In this kung fu, I saw Master Suo Er and Yun Zhongzi each holding the threads of the immortal locks. When the two of them tried hard, a golden light suddenly appeared in the Xiaoyao pillow, and Liu Decai, who was tied up by five flowers, was also pulled out of the Xiaoyao pillow.
What do you think, how big is this void world? In the world, there must be a sky, a earth, a mountain, a river, and a lake, right? It is normal that you can't find Yun Zhongzi when you fly in the sky for a while.
Master Suo Er was searching for Yun Zhongzi all over the world. Suddenly, he saw that there were many pavilions and towers built on the top of the mountain in front of him. He thought to himself, "Can Master Yun Zhongzi not be able to do this here?" Thinking of this, he flew uncontrollably to the pavilions on the top of the mountain.
Master Suo Er looked down in the air and saw two people standing on the big wall and fighting back and forth. Master Suo Er thought of falling down and seeing who was fighting here, how could no one report to the official? What kind of world is this? Isn’t this a violation of the “Regulations on Social Security Punishment”?
Look at how strong Mr. Suo Ershi has a strong sense of legal awareness. He can't keep the law in mind without any trouble. As Mr. Suo Ershi's thoughts and his unmanned driving skills began to slowly decline according to Mr. Suo Ershi's intentions. What we said is troublesome, but everyone who has done wars knows that the things that are used to fight are changing rapidly. Whoever dares to take action can turn the situation around immediately. Take a look! Yun Zhongzi seemed to be almost out of reach. Master Suo also understood this. The person who was fighting was not someone else, but his old friend, and the other was the wanted criminal he was looking for. Well, when it is stable, I guess Yun Zhongzi will have to enter the ICU. Take a quick action.
Master Suo Ershi shook his wrist and his whip was wrapped around his wrist and pointed it at Liu Decai for a moment.
The whip of Suo Erye is unusual. His whip has a talisman written on it, and it is called "Mountain Whip". I guess everyone who has heard of Errenzhuan "Shen Tune" knows that there is the word "Mountain Whip". What is "Mountain Whip" in it? Just say that this whip is domineering. If you whip down, you will be domineering with wild beasts and ghosts. Even if you don’t die, you have to peel off your skin. Do you think this thing is domineering or not? If you are not overbearing, you can't be called a mountain whip.
is not in the big night forest, so Master Suo Er never uses this thing. Think about it, the general fox and weasel are not easy to practice. If you steal a chicken or cheat a pot of wine, you can't beat him with a mountain whip! It's like you steal a piece of chocolate in the supermarket, and after the police find out, they drop an atomic bomb directly at you. It's the same truth. To put it in a playful way, this is "Anti-air cannons hit mosquitoes, they are useless."
, you can say it seriously. What happened to Liu De after he got this whip? Tell me quickly! What can
do? I was very arrogant just now. I didn’t have a whip at all. I completely lay on the ground and didn’t move. In the words of our hometown in Northeast China, it’s a “rat squinting”.
Liu Decai fell down, and Yun Zhongzi had time to go out of time to look to the side, and saw that the person coming was either someone else or his friend Suo Erye.
Suo Erye followed Yun Zhongzi and tied Liu Decai up with the immortal lock they were carrying. This time, this grandson couldn't even run away.
"Why might the old brother bear the consequences in this illusion of void? What's wrong with him? He will be scattered and will never be reborn!" said Master Suo Er.
"Old brother, it's really not possible! All creatures in this world have their destiny. This illusion of void is an illusion, not within the three realms, and not among the five elements. Why does this result here mean that he goes against the way of heaven? I think it's better to tie him to the world and hand him over to the underworld, so that he can get the punishment he deserves!" Yun Zhongzi answered to Master Suo Er.
"Since that's the case, let's just listen to the old brother! This disaster will inevitably lead to suffering when it reaches the underworld. It's really a sin! Forget it!" said Master Suo Er.
This time, Liu De lay on the ground and kept begging the two of them. We promised that we would not leave the illusion of the void and would never step into the world of the world. We beg Yun Zhongzi and let him go.
Look at how beautiful this matter is. It’s like an addict begging the anti-drug police to let him guard the drug warehouse. Who doesn’t know that this illusion of the void is beautiful? If I were me, I wouldn’t want to come out!
"Hmph! I think beautifully! Get ready to put the oil pan!" Master Suo Erzi and Yun Zhongzi set up Liu Decai as if they left.
The old man and many beauties were watching the fun next to him. They pestered Master Suo Er and Yun Zhongzi and asked them to drink a glass of wine before leaving.
"Old guys, this is all illusion. Remember not to listen to them. Once people are obsessed with this void illusion, they will become addicted. Never be obsessed with this place!" Yun Zhongzi persuaded Master Su Er.
How could Master Suo Er not know this truth? He quickly closed his eyes, thinking about Laobian Town, Ermiaotai, and Rongji Inn. At this skill, he felt his body begin to lighten. The wind sounded again in his ears. I don’t know how long it took, but he suddenly woke up. When he opened his eyes, he saw a pointed mouth and monkey cheeks blinking his small faces with two small eyes.
"Oh my god! But I'm scared!" Master Suo almost screamed.
"I'm afraid, what are you afraid of! You're scared me! I thought you two couldn't wake up, so I bit them in and took a look! Is this matter still awake? How about you two still awake? Is it fun inside?" Ermtai stretched his neck and asked Master Suo Er.
"It's so damn good. I don't have time to talk nonsense to you!" Master Suo Er started to do it. During this time, Yun Zhongzi woke up slowly.
"Hey, where is that old mother of Bailian? You two didn't make it happen?" Ermtai asked Xiang Erye and Yun Zhongzi.
In this kung fu, I saw Master Suo Er and Yun Zhongzi each holding the threads of the immortal locks. When the two of them tried hard, a golden light suddenly appeared in the Xiaoyao pillow, and Liu Decai, who was tied up by five flowers, was also pulled out of the Xiaoyao pillow.
