He is the uncle of 16 nephews. During the days when the nephews gather together, They can eat 16 kilograms of rice, 10 kilograms of meat, 3 kilograms of noodles a day
Every winter and summer vacation, the uncle's house is more lively than the New Year, and the 16 nephews came to their uncle's house at the same time as if they had agreed.
16 nephews and uncle's family of four, a whole 20 people gathered under the same roof, and the uncle's house instantly became the waiting hall of the train station.
5 air conditioners work continuously, spending 6 hours a day cooking for the children, queuing for eating, queuing for the toilet, and even queuing for sleeping.
And this is not the most important thing. Cleaning the bowls my nephews use every day is the biggest headache for my uncle. Fry 10 dishes in a meal, which is 30 plates a day, and one person has to use two bowls for a meal. Conservatively, it is estimated that 100 bowls a day will have to be used. The water bill used to wash the dishes alone will have to double every month.
After a holiday, my uncle could not bear it. How much can my nephews spend money? The living expenses for two months are as high as 50,000 yuan. The electricity bill, which was originally 300 yuan per month, has now soared to 2,000 yuan, and the water bill has to be paid 1,500 yuan.
If the uncle is in a good mood, take his nephews out to watch a movie and drink milk tea, the expenses will be from four digits. In this way, my uncle's annual salary has to be paid in these two months.
And the nephews didn't feel sorry for their uncle at all. When they were shopping in the supermarket, they went straight to durian. It was not too much for 16 nephews to get 4 durians, but the uncle was crying and tears. Since entering the supermarket, the uncle's eyes have never been opened. This is not cheating on his father but cheating on his uncle.
people always push carts in supermarkets. My uncle just carried a basket directly. After the operation was over, the basket was full, my nephew's belly was full, but my uncle's wallet was empty.
However, empty wallet is not the main purpose of nephews. They not only need to eat enough but also eat well. Therefore, before going out to purchase, the uncle will gather the nephews together for a meeting.
Although it was hard to match everyone, my uncle still hoped to satisfy my nephew's taste as much as possible. However, the nephews spoke loudly, either burgers or crabs and lobsters, which made my uncle get on the spot after hearing this.
But when I heard someone say I want to eat cabbage and instant noodles, my uncle's face instantly showed a smile. It turned out that this was the nephew.
However, nephews who eat and drink are not fuel-efficient. They are of the same age and often fight indiscriminately. Here they just comforted their niece who was wronged because they grabbed the remote control, and then they had to deal with the nephew who broke more than 40,000 sofas.
Only two months have passed, my uncle has experienced the suffering of life, it’s fine if my wallet is empty, but now I can’t even get the ears. My uncle is not hard work but life.
Now what my uncle hopes most is that when the children grow up, another group of little kids will be around him. These children will call themselves uncles and be the uncles of dozens of people. They can laugh out loud at night.
But before fantasizing about becoming a fairy life like an uncle, my uncle has to go through another eighty-one difficulties.
He is the strongest uncle in the universe. He has 16 nephews, and his living expenses are as high as 40,000 yuan a year. He eats 16 kilograms of rice and 6 kilograms of noodles a day. Even the big gold chain on his neck is gradually eaten by his nephew.
nieces can eat a cow in three days and make four bags of garbage a day. Even when his uncle goes out to throw garbage, he can't find where his shoes are.
But these are far from enough. Although my uncle has provided the best service to his nephews at three meals a day, his greedy nephew still wants to have extra meals in the middle of the night.
After not hearing my nephew's request, my uncle could only walk into the kitchen again without stopping. The 9 people ate a total of 3,000 grams of rice noodles. And my uncle is either busy in the kitchen or on the way to the kitchen.
This time, my uncle's wallet was completely empty, so the next morning the children's breakfast could only be limited to serve. One person's bottle of milk, one egg and one corn was everything my uncle could give to the children.
So the next day, the nephews summoned their mothers to deliver supplies, including ribs, rice, watermelon, and milk.
But judging from this situation, these things can only be barely enough for the children to last for two days.
After really having the food support, the dining table at home became lively next to . Facing a full bowl of pork ribs, the nephews started to take action one after another. After one wave of operations, my uncle probably only had the bones to bite.
After dinner, the nephews did not plan to spare their uncle. A foul stinking suddenly came from the originally calm living room, and the nephews said they would find out the source of the smoke bomb.
As a result, the children pointed at their uncles at the same time. The poor uncle covered his nose and spoke, either without saying anything. It seems that the food was eaten by his nephew, and the poisonous gas was released by his uncle, which was simply unreasonable.
Although my uncle is so unpopular at home, in fact, my nephews are my uncle's followers. Even if my uncle has returned to the countryside, my nephews can still chase me from thousands of miles away.
Hearing that my nephews wanted to eat lobster, my uncle bought 50 kilograms in one go. My nephew was spoiled by him, but after this meal, my uncle's month-long class was wasted.
However, even though he spent money, his uncle still didn't even eat a bite of lobster. Before his uncle could serve the table, the crayfish was robbed, and only a table of lobster shells were waiting for his uncle.
Thinking back to the first day of the Lunar New Year, just at 6 o'clock in the morning, my uncle was pulled out of the bed by his nephews. No red envelope of 1,000 yuan per person cannot be missed.
If one uncle is missing, he will receive a threat from the barber shop. Now that I am fine, my uncle can only dare not speak out.
But money is not the most important thing. Since the children came to the house, my uncle's ears have never been clean. The children are either fighting or fighting.
Uncle had just cleaned up the bed, and nephew could make them unrecognizable. When will such a day end?
This uncle suddenly smelled a stinky smell of his feet. He didn't want anyone to admit it. There was no way, so his uncle could only let his nephews lift his feet and smell it himself.
But in the end, my uncle couldn't find who was the one who had stinky feet. Although the scene looks extremely funny and humorous, while netizens are happy, they do not forget to thank the aunt who silently paid behind her back for her silent efforts
What kind of experience is cooking for 16 nephews at the same time?
It's just a meal with 16 kilograms of rice. One pig was eaten in three days, and four durians were just raised after the meal. The nephews lived happily with their uncles, but after two of them, they couldn't hold on to their wallets.
He is called the universe uncle. What is the origin of the uncle who is difficult to find when he is holding a lantern.
Gong Lingjun is 36 years old this year and his hometown is in Jiangxi. However, because his wife is from Chongqing, their whole family lives in Chongqing, and he has two children himself.
Gong Lingjun was the first time he became an uncle when he was 12 years old. He had 3 sisters above and 1 sister below. Gong Lingjun never expected that this uncle would be out of control.
The oldest nephews are 24 years old and the youngest is only three years old. There are 18 children in total, and Gong Lingjun has completely become the king of children.
Therefore, every winter and summer vacation, the children's houses were rushing to their uncle's house and enjoyed a pleasant life. Because there are too many children, my uncle can't remember the age of the child and can only remember the name. Therefore, the number of people going out has become the top priority, just like the tour guide leading a team to go out for fun
However, although my uncle always calls his wallet empty, as long as the children come, my uncle will take out the best things in the family to entertain the children, but all this must be based on the aunt's consent.
Although my aunt rarely appears in front of the camera, she can take good care of all 16 children, which is actually the support of her aunt is indispensable. Therefore, it is up to be discussed whether netizens comment on whether my uncle is good or not, and this aunt must have nothing to say.
If the aunt had not regarded her nephew as her own child, the nephews would not have made any agreement every year and usually rushed to their uncle's house. I believe that when they heard the noisy sounds of their nephews, the aunt would feel warm.
only made my uncle's wallet hard. After a year of hard work, all the nephews can make all their money in just two holidays. However, when the nephews grow up, Gong Lingjun will definitely be the happiest uncle in the world.
16 The feeling of nephews calling him uncle around them is not something that everyone can understand.
