The topic of the Three Kingdoms is so changeable, who knows whether it is true or false? Recently, the author saw such a Three Kingdoms question and asked: Liu Bei proclaimed himself emperor, why did Han Xian Emperor laugh three times?
But the real question is, when did Han Emperor Xian laugh when Liu Bei became the emperor, where did the relevant records come from? Anyway, the author is ignorant. Suddenly I wanted to understand one thing. In fact, this question was asking: How did Han Xiandi feel about Liu Bei's ascension to the throne? In this case, the author thinks that it might as well be bigger!
Say, one day in the second year of Cao Weihuang. Han Xian Emperor Liu Xie received a letter from Cao Pi, sweating after reading it. Mrs. Cao Jie quickly asked: "What's the matter? In our letter-no, what is written in the Cao thief's letter?"
Liu Xie said: "This Cao thief-no, it's our brother, it's wrong. It's our son-in-law. Anyway, he said that Liu Bei became the emperor in Chengdu. Ask me what I think?”
Cao Jie said: “Then reply and scold Liu Bei and show loyalty.”
Liu Xie shook his head and said: "It's not that simple, let me think about it."
A few days later, a news that shook the Three Kingdoms spread quickly: Liu Xie was about to hold a press conference to answer questions from reporters from the Three Kingdoms about Liu Bei's proclaiming emperor. .
When the time comes, the scene is crowded with reporters from the Three Kingdoms. Liu Xie sits in the center, with Hua Yun on the left and Wang Lang on the right.
These two people were specially sent by Cao Pi to "help" Liu Xie. Before leaving, Cao Pi exhorted, "That's a waste, no, my brother-in-law, it's not right, it's my old husband. Anyway, he will answer the reporter's question this time. You two must ensure three points, first, open well, second, Say yes, third, answer yes."
Hua Yun sneered: "Long live don’t worry, it’s no good, I will sacrifice my'Falling Phoenix Eagle Claw Hand' again. Back then, Liu Xie’s Fu Queen was With this hand, I grabbed her hair and pulled out the wall. Now—"
Wang Lang coughed twice and said: "Today, I have a million people, and a thousand people are good. Forgive the fluorescence of the rotten grass, how can it be the bright moon of the heart of heaven?"
Hua Yun shut up quickly, sweating coldly. He remembered that Cao Jie is Cao Pi's sister, and Wang Lang is saving his life. But Cao Pi didn't seem to respond, and only waved his hand to let them go.
In this way, Liu Xie started to answer reporters' questions. First, the reporter from Cao Wei asked: "Duke Shanyang, please talk, what do you think of Liu Bei's claim to the emperor in Xichuan?"
Liu Xie suddenly burst into laughter as he spoke to the microphone.
Cao Wei reporter asked: "Duke Shanyang, why are you laughing?"
Liu Xie pointed in the direction of Xichuan and said: "I laugh Liu Bei has no virtue, Kong Ming has no wisdom, I am a 400-year-old man. The heirs of the authentic sect, since Zen gave way to Cao-Long live today, it proves that the big man's luck is exhausted. It is ridiculous that Liu Bei and Kong Ming have gone against the sky. Here, I solemnly announce that Liu Bei is no longer surnamed Liu and cannot enter after death. My Liu family's ancestral grave!"
applauded. Wang Lang grabbed the microphone and added: "My Taizu Emperor Wu, cleared Liuhe and swept the eight wastes; the surnames are enamored, and the four sides are upholding virtue. It is not taken by power, but is returned by the destiny. Fascinated by Datong, Ying Tian is in harmony with people, Dharma Yao, Zen and Shun, in the border of China, is it not Tianxin and Renyi?”
is applause again. Hua Yun looked around the venue and asked another reporter to ask questions. This person came from Soochow, and he asked: "Duke Shanyang, please comment on whether there is any connection between Liu Lian and Liu Bei as the emperor? Yes, what is it? No, how do you say it?"
刘协对With the microphone, he laughed again. A reporter from Soochow asked: "Why are you laughing again?"
Liu Xie said: "I laugh at Sun Quan, but Liu Bei has no brains. Now that Cao—Long live today, the sky is heroic. The Yu Lie of the Fen two generations has the power to sweep the world and swallow the power of the Three Kingdoms. Sun Quan still alliance with Liu Bei? I advise him to cut as soon as possible. Liu Bei can't'stay' anymore, and then don't Sun Quan, his real surname "Sun", that’s not good!"
Wang Lang was very satisfied with Liu Xie’s performance, grabbing the microphone and addingSaid: "The number of days has changed, the artifact is easier, and it is natural to return to the virtuous person." Hua Yun looked around and saw a reporter standing on a chair. Hua Yun asked him to ask questions, but the result came from Xichuan's.
He yelled: "Long live, long live my family. I think that long live the murder is long live, but why doesn't Long live understand my long live, long live saying that long live my family is not worthy of the surname Liu, but long live what he did is worthy of the surname Liu?"
Liu Xie laughed for the third time. The reporter from Xichuan shouted: "What are you laughing at, laughing three times, thinking you are Cao Cao?"
Liu Xie yelled: "I laugh at Liu Bei without eyes, Kong Ming Wuzhu, send you this People who can't even speak clearly come. Long live, I long live, now that Cao-Long live today is really long live! So I refuse to answer your ignorant question. Please go back and tell Liu Bei three things. First, The robes are pure rumors, let him stop deceiving people. Second, he has been found out about bribing the royal family genealogy clerk. He has faked the imperial uncle for many years and bluffed and deceived the matter. The consequences were serious. Third, he No longer surname Liu!"
Wang Lang stood up, grabbed the microphone and said, "The time is up, the press conference is over!"
That night, Cao Jie asked Liu Xie: "Why are you laughing three times?"
Liu Xie said, "Being polite. Otherwise I'm afraid to give Cao the thief-no, my brother, it's not right, it's our son-in-law who has embarrassed him, how bad is that? "
A few days later, Liu Bei saw the full text of Liu Xie's answer to the reporter's question and asked Zhuge Liang: "Why does Liu Xie laugh three times?"
Zhuge Liang said: "Laughing is better than crying. Who makes him not? Long live it? Long live long live, he is jealous!"
Sima Yi and his son had also read the full text of Liu Xie's answer to the reporter's question. Sima Zhao asked: "Dad, why did Liu Xie laugh three times?"
Sima Yi "hush" and whispered: "In ancient times, there was the'Three Smiles of the Kingdom' Xiao Fenghuo plays with the princes. Now there is "Liu Xie three laughs", which indicates that Cao Wei will die, we Sima should work hard!"
Sure enough, Sima Yi’s explanation is the most correct. After many years, the Three Kingdoms will return to Jin , Sima unified the three kingdoms.
