1. "Love hype method"
Face love is like trading stocks:
secretly love - grasp the news side;
pursuit - buy quickly;
passionate love - increase the price to enter the market;
bitter love - control capital;
love at first sight - follow the trend;
finds disagreement - throw it immediately;
one-night stand - cancel the same day;
broken love - transfer to the fund;
2. "Fan's Memory"
Wife: "You care about football games all day long, have you cared about me and my children?"
Husband: "You are talking nonsense!"
Wife: "You don't admit it yet, let me ask you, what day is our baby's birthday?"
Husband: "Can I forget my son's birthday? It's the day when the Liaoning team and Bayi team finals!"
3. "Uncle became a monkey"
The uncle came to visit the house, but Xiaoming asked his mother: "Mom, didn't you say you took me to the zoo to see the monkey today?"
Mom glared at Xiao Ming and replied, "Why are your child so ignorant? Your uncle is here, do you still have to go to the zoo to see monkeys?"
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