1.What is the sense of security? It is when you meet your colleague on the road that you are almost late, but he runs slower than you
2. You must have backbone. If you are not in good health, then exercise. If you don’t understand, ask, learn, and if you don’t want to do it, then edit pictures. I don’t allow you to lose in the online world!
3. Every time I take the exam, as soon as I see someone handing in advance, I feel panic! "Every time I hand in the paper in advance, I feel a little guilty. Why do others have so much to write, but I can't write it out!"
4. Two people are together, and they don't change each other, but accept it. So tolerate. If you just think about changing, it's not life, it's war.
5. Currently, there are about four ways for women in my country to succeed: First, learn English well and marry foreigners. Second, learn English well, study abroad, and marry foreigners. Third, learn English well, study abroad, return home after studying, and marry a foreigner. Fourth, learn English well, study abroad, return home after studying, work hard, and marry a foreigner.
6. On that day, when Xiaoling returned to the dormitory, she found that Xiaomei was looking in the mirror while sighing: "I apply facial cream and care every day after washing my face, but there are still acne on her face." Xiaoling smiled and said, "Of course! You are irrigating and fertilizing, how can you not sprout?"
7. In the afternoon, I went to buy things and came to a convenience store. Me: "Boss, why are your things so cheap? They can't be fake, right?" Boss's wife: "What do you need? I can raise the price!"
8. When I got home from get off work today, my girlfriend started to play with her old tricks again and said in a coquettish voice: Husband, you seem to have paid your salary today. I replied: Yes, what do you want to eat tonight. Girlfriend: It's easy. Me: Then let’s go and have a stir-fry. Girlfriend: It's easy. Me: Then let’s go to Western food. Girlfriend: It's easy. Me: Then I will give you the salary I just paid. Girlfriend: OK.
9. Wife: "How good you were to me before getting married? If you ran into a puddle while walking, you would carry me over. Now, you don't do that. I think your love for me is only half of that." Husband: "What's the solution? At that time, your weight was only half of what you are today!"
10. Leaders can talk at a meeting, and the more they reach the meal, the more they can get. I couldn't help but secretly texted another colleague to complain. But this guy actually pressed the text message reading function, so a mechanical female voice came from the venue: Do you have to stop talking until you die?
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