Absolute master, turning around in place is not ambiguous at all
1. My body is made of iron, and my bed is made of magnets. . .
The little girl was stunned
2. Who said that when a girl closes her eyes and raises her head, she wants you to kiss her! It could also be a sneeze! ! You guys smile first while I go wash my face! ! !
African lions are so popular in China
3. I was walking on the road when I met a beautiful woman walking towards me. Suddenly she slipped and was about to fall on me. Fortunately, I was smart and made a gorgeous turn, and the beautiful woman fell. Face full of mud. . . Fortunately, he didn't fall on me. If he threw me, how could he find a partner? . .
Only by trying it will you know how difficult it is
4. I sneezed five or six times in a row today, which is a bit strange. Who is thinking of me? I don’t have a girlfriend. Could it be that the girl who has a crush on me is thinking about me? Who is that? So I went through all the girls I knew in my mind, denying them one by one and eliminating them one by one, and finally came to the conclusion: I have a cold.
Is it more delicious to cook this way?
5. After going to the toilet, it couldn’t be flushed clean. I heard others said that it can be flushed with hot water, so I put a basin of hot water and flushed it down. Oops, the smell instantly filled the whole room. xiaodiodaya.cn, At this time, I heard my girlfriend yelling at me outside: Are you cooking shit in there?
6. My girlfriend asked me: "Do you know what I want to eat now?"
"I don't know."
She slapped me and said, "I don't know why you didn't ask?"
I decided to become a pointer in white clothes. The one I ordered
7. I saw a girl on the way to school. I struck up a conversation and said: Beauty, you are also a freshman, right? The
girl said with a smile on her face: No, I am a junior in college.
I said: Oh. . . It turns out to be my senior sister. When I saw your skin, I thought you had just finished military training like me.
I don’t want to eat peaches anymore
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