1. When I was having dinner with my husband today, I said that I was pregnant and my husband immediately called his dad when he got excited and said: Dad, you are going to be a grandson
2. I met a foreign friend on the road and told me with my travel bag. "I want to see chest hair." I was taken aback, and asked him: "Are you here?" "Yes, your chest hair is beautiful!" I didn't expect a handsome guy to have such a hobby, so I hesitated and took off his shirt. , Damn, he looked at me in horror! ran away! Afterwards, I thought about it that he was going to the zoo, hehe, anyway, I also passed the 4th level. You said PANDA will die?
3. A Chinese friend in South Korea heard that the son of someone he knew became a vegetative in a traffic accident, so he went to visit the doctor. He wanted to say comfort but suddenly couldn’t remember the word “vegetable” and said “son” It’s really sad to become a vegetable person.”
4. One day my mother touched my head and said softly: My child, you will sooner or later be the day when someone's head falls to the ground. ...I was scared to pee
5. I wanted to drink soda that day. I hurried a few steps towards the cold drink stand and wanted to get a bottle of soda. Unexpectedly, I saw the beer in front of me and said in a hurry: "Boss, here is a bottle of fart", boss...
6. There was a roommate who borrowed money from me. He wanted to pay you back when I withdrew the money, but he said it was OK and he would take you when I got the money. At that time, my hairs were standing up.
7. Today I ate Mala Tang with a friend. During the meal, my friend said: Auntie, give me a string of leather belts (bean skin). The aunt was stunned at
8. Once the class teacher rushed into the noisy classroom in anger and shouted: "You shut my mouth!" The class was silent.
9, one day I forgot to bring paper in the toilet, call my roommate, xx you can bring me my butt and I want to wipe the paper.
10. On that day, someone in our dormitory drank too much and wanted to pee. After returning, he brought out a cold saying: "If you drink too much, there will be a lot of wine."
11. A friend came to my aunt’s house as a guest and just came in. of. My aunt just wanted to go to the bathroom. She quickly greeted the guests and said, "Sit down, sit down, I'll go to the toilet to pour you some tea!"
12, Heaven, earth, Dou E is more wronged than me!
13. What is the name of Calabash Baby's grandfather, "Return me", why, because "Return my grandpa"
14. On the factory car where I go to work, MM asked me: "My computer is not working, and I always die." I said: " Then you go back to check the virus, and remember to upgrade the anti-virus software." Early the next morning, I saw MM in the car again, and occasionally asked: "Have you checked? How?" Then MM said loudly "I'm so angry. I checked for a long time and said there was no (syphilis) poison. How do you think it should be done?" The cold at that time...I still have a fresh memory.
15, quarreling with friends, I was anxious and said: Believe it or not, I am not a human being? . .
16. Once I patted the belly of a classmate in my dormitory, she said loudly: "Don't shoot, I have pee in my stomach."
17. Once, my uncle saw my sister-in-law applying Dabao (skin cream) and suddenly shouted: "Your skin is so good, you still use Shubo?"
18. The teacher left homework. I can't do it. I just copy someone else's. Then I walked to the office to hand in my homework. When I saw the teacher, he said, "Teacher, I've finished copying." !"
19. In the morning, I went to have breakfast with a few classmates. One of them only ate stuffed buns and the other only ate skins. When we were about to say that the two of them were too wasteful, the stuffing classmate said: "Okay, you will eat my foreskin in the future." All the porridge drinkers in the room burst out.
20. At the market, I suddenly encountered two people scolding in the middle of the road, one of them scolded: "Say it, let me spit on your face!"
