1 Every day when I wake up, I will take a look at the list of rich people. If my name is not on it, I will go to work. If there is, I will go to see a doctor. 2 Raising fish is actually very simple, just remember "1357". Feed once a day, change the water every three days, wash th

1 Every day when I wake up, I will take a look at the rich list. If my name is not on it, I will go to work. If there is, I will go to see a doctor.

2 Raising fish is actually very simple, just remember "1357".

feed once a day, change the water once a day, wash the tank once a day in five days, and change the batch of fish in seven days.

3 Others say that two people live, just like two cars driving side by side on a highway, and collisions are always inevitable. I believe it! But I believe that a big man will definitely be able to collide with him.

But after getting married, I found out that my wife is a forklift, and I am an bicycle . Not to mention bumping, I can even tremble when I hear the sound!

4 The couple quarreled, and the wife criticized her husband fiercely. Strangely, every time the wife talked about orgasm, she always heard a "dongdong" sound on the floor.

The husband asked in confusion: "Why do every time you call me a 'waste', the wife downstairs always pokes the ceiling with a bamboo pole?"

"Don't you understand?" The wife said, "She means: agree with me, the top floor."

5 leader said, "You have to treat the unit as your own home."

So, I strictly followed the leader's teachings, took off my shoes barefoot, sat on the sofa and played games, and asked my wife to come over to eat hot pot at noon.

The leader came back in the afternoon and pointed at his nose and scolded me: "You treat your unit as your own!"

is such a capricious person!

6 Before graduation, a girl sold books at the entrance of the cafeteria and wrote in big words: Buy books and give them to the senior sister.

A junior pretended to flip through books and asked casually: Can you really give it to senior sister if you buy books?

Senior sister replied: Yes, the train will be 8 o'clock tomorrow night, remember to come and see off the senior sister!

7 Eating at the cafeteria, I saw a beautiful girl having dinner alone.

I went over and asked: Classmate, are you alone?

is probably because the girl doesn’t like people like me who chat with me,

said coldly: No! I took the opportunity to say: Oh, so you are not alone!

The girl instantly pulled her face down! I said again: You are not alone,

, then you must be a fairy. Can you let me get some fairy spirit beside you!

The girl blushed and didn't say anything, so I just thought she had acquiesced

8 I have the habit of running in the morning. I usually run 6 or 7 laps and I am exhausted.

This morning I called a girl with a girl on the playground...

Finally, I ran 9 laps and fell down. It would be fine if the girl wins.

Who knew that this school girl ran 13 laps in one go,

I have no face to see anyone! The key is that before leaving, the girl said: You are a little vain, senior, can you do it?

I... I have no face to see people

9 When I was in college, our dormitory was opposite to the girls' dormitory building.

One night, everyone used a telescope to peek at the girl's girl opposite.

accidentally discovered by a girl from a bride on the other side.

that girl scolded us: "You are shameless!

is too perverted! Peek at me. "A few minutes later,

A roommate said in a thick bass voice:

"You stay where you are cool, and you are not peeking at you!" "

10 Every time you pass by the bank armored car next to , and see the gun-holder talking, you always guess that the content of the conversation should be "Pay attention to your direction at three o'clock. The man wearing a hat is very suspicious." "A lot of people come over, be careful." I passed by again today, and deliberately approached with admiration, and heard "... Last night, I lost another two thousand mahjong." In an instant, I was very worried about the truckload...

11 I am an older left-over woman. My niece who was in elementary school always chased me and asked, "Auntie, when will you get married?"

I replied, "It's early!"

My niece said, "I'm so worried that I'm so worried. If you don't get married, I will become a bridesmaid!"