If you feel that your work has been going well recently, you must cherish your colleagues more, because you stole his smile when he was unprepared - people who like to laugh are all lucky!

If you feel that your work has been going well in recent times, you must cherish your colleagues more, because you stole his smile when he was unprepared - people who like to laugh are all lucky!

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1. When I came back in the afternoon, I happily announced: "The doctor said nothing, it may be that I was too tired recently, so I just had a rest."

　　The colleague asked, "How much did the check cost?"

　　I said, "It's more than five hundred."

　　The colleague smiled and said, "It's great. It's rare that there is such a time when I'm so happy after spending money."

　　2. When I went to a small restaurant with my colleagues for lunch. When paying the bill, everyone rushed to pay. The little girl at the cashier watched and was a little confused.

　　When we finished arguing, a man who looked like a boss walked over and whispered to the little girl: "Is it right to add more money? Is it right? I will carefully check the authenticity of the money."

　　3. The manager took two employees Xiao Wang and Xiao Li on a business trip. On the first day of lunch, the manager asked the employee Xiao Wang to buy three lunch boxes and a roast chicken. Xiao Wang and Xiao Li each took the lead in breaking up a chicken leg.

　The next day for lunch, Xiao Wang bought three more lunch boxes and a roast chicken, and Xiao Wang and Xiao Li took the lead in holding the chicken legs in their hands.

　When buying lunch on the third day, the manager said, "I said, Xiao Wang, can't you buy chicken with only three legs?!" 4. One day, several colleagues had dinner together, but they didn't mean to pay for it after eating.

so I took out the money to prepare for the checkout, but they all suddenly said, "I'll come, I'll do it." The little girl who served

suddenly put my money on the dining table and waited patiently for them to pay.

They were all stunned... Girls won't take you so badly! ?

5. That day, several colleagues discussed Water Margin in the office. A colleague especially admired Wu Song , and talked a lot there, and said that it would be great if he was Wu Song.

Another colleague was impatient when he heard this and said angrily: "What's so great about Wu Song? If you are Wu Song, I will be Wu Song's brother."

6. He resigned, and his colleagues all came to see him off. The beautiful Xiaoli still had tears in her eyes and held my hand and said: Brother, you were at the bottom of every assessment in the past. What should I do if you leave? 4. A large number of books in a bookstore were unsold, and the leader was very anxious. At the meeting that day, he talked about the heat prevention fee. He said: "The heat prevention fee was paid 100 yuan in previous years. This time, I sent you three books, worth 150 yuan, and it is not a loss to everyone." A colleague of

said angrily: "The heat prevention fee is used to prevent heat prevention. Is it for birds to send books?"

leader smiled and said: "Why doesn't it work? If you don't read the title of this book - "Surfing Sanya", you can escape the heat."

7. Background: At night, my wife is watching TV, and my husband is calling my colleague.

Before hanging up, my husband said, "Please choose a mistress." The black line on my wife's face came down and asked, "Do you like mistresses very much?"

"Well, mistress looks at her." My wife slapped her and drove her husband out of the house. My husband sat outside the door and covered his face, saying aggrievedly: "Please choose a font size in type, who am I offended..."

8. Yesterday, my colleague and I stopped motorcycle . A master stopped and we asked, "How much does it cost to go to Municipal Government Square ?"

Master said, "Twelve yuan!"

I said, "No more!"

Master said, "Will you go for six yuan?"

I was so happy: "Get on the car and get on the car!"

The master said, "I won't go yet!"

The car drove away, leaving us flying in the wind.

9. I work in a very large state-owned company, and the leader is born in the 1985s.

There is a female colleague who is often late for work, and sometimes she comes at 8 o'clock when she goes to work at 10 o'clock.

head threatened to give her a good look, but if you guess her salary is deducted, you are wrong.

Do you know that with your toes, the boss actually called the parents to report it!

Everyone heard the boss on the phone: Uncle, your child is always late to work. Can you help me manage it?

10. I remember that in summer, I went to a colleague’s house to visit. During the nap, my colleague asked if I needed to cover it with a blanket or something? I said: I just need to cover my belly button! My colleague immediately took out a glasses cloth from the glasses box and gave it to me.

11. Just now, I was playing mobile games in my seat. I heard footsteps and thought it was my colleague who had just gone to the bathroom.

, he shouted without raising his head.

As a result, I saw the supervisor standing next to me, my god...

12. There is a bachelor colleague in the unit, all 28 years old, and I haven't found a wife yet.

A female colleague asked him, "Why don't you find a wife?"

He replied depressedly: "It's really not easy to find a wife. I don't like her when I'm ugly, and she doesn't like me when I'm pretty! Alas, I'm so entangled."

13. Every family is easy to learn and accepts new knowledge very quickly. My mother taught her antonyms and said, "Fast." She said, "Slow." My mother said, "High." She said, "Low."... Soon, every family learned many antonyms. Mom asked, "Do you know how to use the antonym?" She said, "I understand." That day, a colleague came to find Ms. Yang, and Ms. Yang happened to be out of here. In the evening, when Ms. Yang returned home, she told her mother that someone had come to find her during the day. Mom asked, "Who is it?" Jiajia said, "I don't know who she is?" Mom said, "Then what she looks like?" Jiajia thought about it carefully and said, "This aunt, with long hair, short neck, thick eyebrows, thin eyes, big mouth, small nose, high heels, low skirt; speak quickly, walk slowly; look at me with a sad face, and look at dad with a smile."

14. The unit's efficiency is not good, the factory often takes holidays, chats with colleagues, and I said, "When can we take paid leave?"

colleague: "Brother, it's hard to go to work with a paid time now..."

l115. Before the holiday, I asked my colleague Xiao Wang: "Hey, when will you pay the money you owe me?"

Xiao Wang ignored it and replied casually: "That's it, after Qingming Festival , I will be rich!"

Suddenly, the office was silent...

Xiao Wang reacted: "Don't we pay the salary every month on the 10th, and I will give you the salary!"

16. I heard that a bonus will be given soon. Many male colleagues greeted the finance department and asked colleagues in the finance department not to transfer the money to their salary card, but to the account they provided.

The reason is that the salary cards of these male colleagues are in their hands by their wives and girlfriends. According to their words, "Once the money is transferred in, it will be a sheep entering the tiger's mouth."

17. I have drunk less water recently and the weather is still hot, so I get angry. lymph nodes is a little inflamed and painful. I went to buy some anti-inflammatory medicine in the morning, but it still hurt in the afternoon, so I complained: Are there any medicines that can cure the disease immediately after taking it... Unexpectedly, a colleague heard it and said, "Yes, rat medicine." I wipe... I was so petrified in an instant... Then other colleagues looked at my helpless expression and laughed and peed...

18. While having lunch, one of my female colleagues said to me with concern: You should pay more attention to your health.

I said: Why did you say that suddenly?

She said: Because you drink too little water.

I asked: How do you know I drink less water?

She said: Because you haven't gone to the bathroom all morning.

I asked strangely: How do you know?

She said seriously: Because since you saw you in the morning, your zipper has not been pulled up.

19. There is a poisonous tongue woman in the office with a lot of acne on her face. She is unforgiving and narcissistic. Everyone in the office annoys her.

One day she took a selfie in the office. A colleague came in and saw her and said, "Oh, Sister Wang, scan the QR code!"

20. It would be better to say that the nanny hired him.My colleague Lao Wang, after losing his wife, hired a nanny who was a teenager younger than him, who was pretty neat and neat. Lao Wang likes it very much. He takes care of all the housework for cooking and washing, so he doesn't let the nanny do it. The nanny's granddaughter also came to live with her. One day, I was chatting in the square. As I was chatting, Lao Wang said, "Go home, choose leeks and make dumplings." People ask the nanny? Lao Wang said he was going to play mahjong!

21. The company was having a meeting and the man sitting behind accidentally sneezes. After the man looked up, he suddenly found that his nose was on the back of his female colleague! The female colleague didn't notice it, so the man secretly wanted to help her erase it. The man just reached out and was discovered by another colleague next to him! My colleague shouted, "Why are you snot smearing someone on your body?!"

22. A male colleague in the unit could not bear the fact that everyone looked down on him. He changed her q nickname to "my wife" while a female colleague was using the toilet. Later, many male colleagues in our company knelt on the washboard after returning home...

23. At lunch, I sat with a group of female colleagues. A female colleague asked me, "How do you feel when so many beauties are by your side?" I said, "I feel like an emperor!" The female colleague said proudly, "This feeling is right! Don't you think each of us is as beautiful as a concubine?!" I smiled, "Well, Yang Guifei !".

24. When I was at work today, I met my colleague Xiao Ming and found a white gauze wrapped around his right middle finger. I asked him: Why are you injured?

Xiao Ming replied: I picked it up.

I casually said: Your wife is so awesome!

25. My colleague was listening to the old songs of Leslie Cheung . When he was moved, it was still the classic song he listened to. Xiao Zhang took a look at the sentence "The dead guy sang all the classics!"

He replied to me strangely, "Your sentence is also quite classic~"

. The feeling of 50,000 swords piercing the heart

26. My colleague asked me yesterday. How to write a festival?

I answer: Add a festival to the bottom of the word "cao" and remove the word "cao"!

All the people were hilarious! I didn't react for a while~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!

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