Today, I had a good chat with a girl, so I went to the hotel. She took off my pants, then looked at me with contempt and said, "Are you too lust?" I looked at her with a confused look and said, "How do you know?" She said, "Have you heard of Li Bai's story?" Let me tell you the u

Today, I had a good chat with a girl, so I went to the hotel. She took off my pants, then looked at me with contempt and said, "Are you too lust?" I looked at her with a confused look and said, "How do you know?" She said, "Have you heard of the story of Li Bai ?"

tell you the ultimate killer weapon to persuade you to fight! My friend and his wife quarreled, and I went to persuade him to fight, and it was almost done. The wrong sentence started again! After repeated several times, I became annoyed and said, "If you really annoy such a good wife, I will want it!" As he said that, he went to take off his wife's clothes! As a result, they made up immediately! Although I was beaten up! ! !

When she was lying on the bed for the first time with her girlfriend, she touched her girlfriend's breasts, and then she asked weakly, "Is it big?"

I didn't know how to answer at that time, but just pulled her hand over and said to her, "You touch mine."

Male: What is love in the world? It is to teach people to agree to life and death. The love between men and women can be agreed to life and death. I met her and fell in love at first sight. In order to express my love for her, I can only give away the money and things I carry with me. What is this mere 300 yuan?

Police: What is it? It’s considered prostitute. You should be honest with me!

Once upon a time, I went to the supermarket to help my girlfriend buy underwear and aunt's scarf. I blushed with my eyes closed and I just took a pack and left. When I paid, I didn't dare to look at the cashier. . .

Nowadays, you can walk around in the garden, carefully choose, compare prices, and pay, and be calm and light. . .

A young man was frustrated in love and went to Dashi to enlighten him and said to Dashi: "Why do I have a car and a house, I am not ugly, but every time I fall in love, I don't last long?"

Dashi pointed to the bird's nest on the tree next to him and said: "Climb up the tree and look at the birds' nests. In the nest. "

The young man climbed up the tree and realized: "You are telling me that I am as young as the chicks now, so I have to keep climbing upwards and become mature?"

Dashi shook his head and said: "The bird is too small!"