1. When I was sleeping at night, I was in a daze. Suddenly I found that there was one more person next to me, so I rode on it. After that, I turned on the light and saw that it was my husband. This guy came back from a business trip and opened the door and entered the room in the

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1. When I was sleeping at night, I was in a daze. I suddenly found that there was one more person next to me, so I rode on it. After that, I turned on the light and saw that it was my husband. This guy came back from a business trip and opened the door and entered the room in the middle of the night. The second guy also smiled and said: I didn’t expect it was me! Haha

2. Today I went shopping with my mother. I walked to a stall and saw a dish I didn’t know about on the island. I asked the uncle if this is a leek? Uncle: Meow. I said: Is this a leek? Uncle: Meow. I remembered the horror story I saw some time ago, and thought it was too scary. Drag my mom and left. When I came back, I told my mom about this. My mom said: Oh, that's the leek seedlings...

3. I'm getting married, and I invite my best friend to come to my house to see my house... This made her envious and kept praising her: "The house is so beautiful, so big! Your husband is handsome too! You are so happy, so enviable..." After my best friend left, I calmly went into the bedroom and pulled out the underwear under the pillow, then threw it into the trash can, and cursed: "Scheming." Table! "

4. Today my husband called me: "Hey, my wife, four or five buddies came to our house for dinner tonight. There were not enough food at home, so you cook! "I: "What logic is this? There were not enough food, so I cooked enough?" Husband: "Of course, the food you cook is more difficult!" I: "Nima"

5. Today a very dirty girl asked me: "I heard that your men have too much masturbation, and their index fingers will be longer than their ring fingers. Is it true? "I quickly took out my hand and observed it carefully until I found that the girl was smirking, so I silently put down my hand...

6. Today I was waiting for the bus stop, and suddenly a beautiful girl came over with a sun umbrella in her hand. The key is that it was cloudy today! I really can’t figure out why I’m holding an umbrella! So I got into the car and racked my brains all the way. Only when I got home did I understand! Lying in the groove! Did I miss something? ? ? ?

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Can I still have this boyfriend? No need to be too green, everything is fine. Although there is no cover picture today, there is a benefit picture. I went to go for health care and met the goddess who rejected me countless times in college. I laughed wildly and ordered her... - DayDayNews

Can I still have this boyfriend? No need to be too green, everything is fine. Although there is no cover picture today, there is a benefit picture. I went to go for health care and met the goddess who rejected me countless times in college. I laughed wildly and ordered her...

I’m a girl, but after I couldn’t help sending a few H-pictures to my boyfriend, he almost sent me to the police station?

02/21 1909

Recently, I have been sharing some serious topics with you every day. Maybe many netizens are tired of reading them and find them meaningless. So today I will share with you a lighter topic, that is, in some rural areas, some local regulations have been introduced that make peopl - DayDayNews

Recently, I have been sharing some serious topics with you every day. Maybe many netizens are tired of reading them and find them meaningless. So today I will share with you a lighter topic, that is, in some rural areas, some local regulations have been introduced that make peopl

These local regulations make people laugh out loud. Is this the same in your village?

01/13 1880

#头头creatchallenge# Joke 1: I was hungry while shopping today, so I bought pancakes and fruits to eat in front of the department store. Cluck... The boss brother told me while spreading pancakes: When buying pancakes and fruits, you have to choose big brands. The pancake stall lik - DayDayNews

#头头creatchallenge# Joke 1: I was hungry while shopping today, so I bought pancakes and fruits to eat in front of the department store. Cluck... The boss brother told me while spreading pancakes: When buying pancakes and fruits, you have to choose big brands. The pancake stall lik

joke #funny humor

10/27 1791

Fragment 1: Girl: "Let's break up." Boy: "It's okay to break up, let me hold your hand for the last time." The girl agreed, and the boy smiled: "If you can break free from my hand, I agree to break up." The girl used a lot of strength to break free from the boy's hand, and the bo - DayDayNews

Fragment 1: Girl: "Let's break up." Boy: "It's okay to break up, let me hold your hand for the last time." The girl agreed, and the boy smiled: "If you can break free from my hand, I agree to break up." The girl used a lot of strength to break free from the boy's hand, and the bo

When a friend gets beaten for being a bitch, the one who hit him comes to apologize. As a result, I stayed in bed for two more days. humorous jokes

10/27 1071

My home is in a county town. When I was in high school, the toilets were pit-type with no partitions in the middle. The urinals were also the type with a pipe on top and water dripping down. During the evening self-study in the summer of my second year of high school, I suddenly - DayDayNews

My home is in a county town. When I was in high school, the toilets were pit-type with no partitions in the middle. The urinals were also the type with a pipe on top and water dripping down. During the evening self-study in the summer of my second year of high school, I suddenly

Shocking and embarrassing things in the toilet

10/27 1447

1 One day, I met an old lady who was making porcelain on the road. She refused to leave no matter what, so she insisted on asking for money. I became anxious. I recalled that there was a very cool skill in the joke, so I picked up the phone and pretended to make a call. - DayDayNews

1 One day, I met an old lady who was making porcelain on the road. She refused to leave no matter what, so she insisted on asking for money. I became anxious. I recalled that there was a very cool skill in the joke, so I picked up the phone and pretended to make a call.

@ humorous funny joke: On the Internet, no one messes with me, but in reality, I don’t dare to mess with anyone.

10/27 1790

Our accounts haven't been settled yet, come out! Who is eating snacks behind my back? There is a saying called showing affection... Brother, have you already mastered Star Master's invincible Hot Wheels? - DayDayNews

Our accounts haven't been settled yet, come out! Who is eating snacks behind my back? There is a saying called showing affection... Brother, have you already mastered Star Master's invincible Hot Wheels?

@ humorous funny joke: Dude, I think you can’t hold on any longer! Has anyone fallen?

10/27 1748

Living in a fast-paced urban life, facing the pressure of busy work and life, how long has it been since you laughed; now follow [Laoyou classmates] to share funny pictures with you every day, hoping to bring you joy and make you laugh [87/1000] The source of happiness 01 Young p - DayDayNews

Living in a fast-paced urban life, facing the pressure of busy work and life, how long has it been since you laughed; now follow [Laoyou classmates] to share funny pictures with you every day, hoping to bring you joy and make you laugh [87/1000] The source of happiness 01 Young p

Young people know how to worship the God of Wealth (funny pictures that make people laugh until their stomach hurts)

10/27 1125

1. Embarrassing classics earn funny jokes. I recently met a famous Chinese medicine doctor. After chatting with him, he suggested to me: From now on, you should exercise more, don’t buy drinks, don’t drink beer, let alone red wine, drink more boiled water, don’t drive, don’t take - DayDayNews

1. Embarrassing classics earn funny jokes. I recently met a famous Chinese medicine doctor. After chatting with him, he suggested to me: From now on, you should exercise more, don’t buy drinks, don’t drink beer, let alone red wine, drink more boiled water, don’t drive, don’t take

Embarrassing classics and funny jokes, classic embarrassing and hilarious jokes

10/27 1510

One kick passed through the wall, leaving it in Master's heart. The master leads us in, and we rely on ourselves to get into trouble [crying] You fucked up my second uncle! Brothers, am I handsome with this scarf? [Steamed buns] Bunny is so cute, remember to sprinkle more cumin [ - DayDayNews

One kick passed through the wall, leaving it in Master's heart. The master leads us in, and we rely on ourselves to get into trouble [crying] You fucked up my second uncle! Brothers, am I handsome with this scarf? [Steamed buns] Bunny is so cute, remember to sprinkle more cumin [

God’s comment: Death in society can be regarded as death once [Crying]

10/27 1536