1. Hilarious and classic student jokes. When a student was caught smoking, the teacher pulled him over and slapped him twice, and said: At a young age, you are still smoking! The teacher took out his cigarette and looked at it, Yuxi! Say: Smoke! Also smoke a good cigarette! Bang!

1. Hilarious classic student jokes, A student was caught smoking, the teacher pulled him over and slapped him twice, and said: At a young age, you are still smoking! The teacher took out his cigarette and looked at it, Yuxi! Say: Smoke! Also smoke a good cigarette! Bang! Bang! Two more slaps. . . The teacher opened the cigarette box and saw that it was Hongta Mountain inside. Bang! Bang! Bang! Call you hypocritical! I'm asking you to pretend!

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. On the way home, I drove a speed of 60 yards. The car behind me kept trying to overtake and kept snorting. There was no way, I opened the window and gave it to me. The toy gun I bought from my cousin pointed to the back, and the car stopped directly and haha, it was so funny. . . . . . OK, let’s not talk about it, it’s time to record the confession.

3. Embarrassing work is hilarious and joking, and depression on workdays. The symptoms are as follows: Don’t want to move, feel tired when you move, want to sleep when you feel tired, feel you don’t grow up when you want to sleep, feel sad when you feel you don’t grow up, feel sad when you feel sad when you feel sad, feel tired when you move, feel tired when you feel tired, feel sleep when you feel tired ......!

4. Roommate: If people really have reincarnation, then who can tell me where the increasing population comes from? Me: Don’t you think there are fewer and fewer animals? Roommate: What a beast has changed? Could it be you?

5. The wife said to her husband, "My mother called me to send me a recent photo. She wanted to see if you have gained weight or lost weight in the past six months of marriage." The husband said, "You have lost weight obviously, what should I do if you do this after you have been married. ? "The wife said, "I know you have the best way." The husband pondered for a while and said, "How about getting two bees to stung each side of your face, your face will immediately become fat. This is called medically Bee therapy . "

6. I just told my wife that my friend asked me to go to Chengdu to see the auto show tomorrow. My wife said that there is something good about the auto show? Isn't it just to see the beautiful women when we have the car, and we have the beautiful women at home, not only for you to do whatever you want Look, you can also touch and play casually! OK, wife, I was defeated by you...

7. The roommates have been fascinated by online games recently and have teamed up to set up dungeons every day. On that day, the second brother built a team and invited the boss to join the team. After waiting for the old man for a long time, the boss Still not joining the team, the second brother began to complain: "Are you coming in? Come in quickly, come in quickly!" The fourth brother heard this and smiled wickedly, "Don't hurt others!" The roommate burst into laughter!

8. Female: You like me so much, let me tell you about my advantages. Man: Well... there is no reason to love someone. Woman: Then what are my shortcomings? Male: Lazy, stupid, greedy, short, fat, round... For the sake of computer security, a woman activated the system's own facial recognition software at noon. After removing makeup at night, the computer could not be turned on. . .