The funny god replied: What does this mean and why is it looming? I thought it was fish skin, but it turned out to be caviar. Today I saw a man confessing his love to a girl on the subway...

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funny god replied: What does this mean and why is it looming?

thought it was fish skin, but it turned out to be caviar.

Today I saw a man confessing to a girl on the subway,...

A cat was scared when he saw owl for the first time.

This sentence can be easily misunderstood if you read it quickly, hahaha

What has he experienced in the past six years?

Why are the co-pilots of sports car and all beautiful women?

In my home, I found a place that is both beautiful and practical.

I have a poker hanging around my neck, hahaha

What are the iron railings on the taxi used for?

Motorcycle: I have a kind of pressure that I shouldn’t have at this age.

The first thing you need to do is give your brother a LV colored hat.

Hello, I want to steal your account, please send me the verification code

I accidentally found 40 Bitcoins in a USB flash drive

The dog brought his friend home to play and asked the owner for advice

During the epidemic, you How do you pass the boring time?

Who is the suspect?

I will give you twice as much money as *my* group.

How capable are lawyers like Luo Yonghao who specialize in giving lectures in actually litigating cases?

The first car you bought, you should also cheer up

If a person's body temperature is 50 degrees, is he or she theoretically immune to all viruses and bacteria?

This photo also made me laugh, hahaha

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Hello everyone, this is the Text Shop Pro. Follow me to update interesting pictures and texts every day. What is the leftover thing that cannot be chewed until the bubble gum is chewed? The newly invented dish in the store is now missing a domineering dish name? - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, this is the Text Shop Pro. Follow me to update interesting pictures and texts every day. What is the leftover thing that cannot be chewed until the bubble gum is chewed? The newly invented dish in the store is now missing a domineering dish name?

God replied: What is the only thing left to chew bubble gum until the end?

05/14 1716

1. The female driver went to the gas station to refuel her car. She looked around and circled around her car. It turned out that I couldn't find the gas port of my beloved car, and I even climbed inside my beloved car to look for it, but I just couldn't find it. Where did my gas - DayDayNews

1. The female driver went to the gas station to refuel her car. She looked around and circled around her car. It turned out that I couldn't find the gas port of my beloved car, and I even climbed inside my beloved car to look for it, but I just couldn't find it. Where did my gas

How weird are some drivers? It's really funny

05/14 1726

In another 30 years, the village will disappear. Will you go back? It’s not difficult to hold your breath for about a minute, isn’t it? God’s reply: My mother asked the ducks to be fed and died, so she could only feel wronged. Why is there a hatch under the toilet? Is it for vent - DayDayNews

In another 30 years, the village will disappear. Will you go back? It’s not difficult to hold your breath for about a minute, isn’t it? God’s reply: My mother asked the ducks to be fed and died, so she could only feel wronged. Why is there a hatch under the toilet? Is it for vent

God's reply: Mom asked the ducks to be fed and died, so she could only feel wronged.

05/14 1860

Today's funny pictures are here, if you feel that one or more pictures bring you joy. It turns out that 900W can achieve freedom. This school is so considerate and I really want to go to study again. - DayDayNews

Today's funny pictures are here, if you feel that one or more pictures bring you joy. It turns out that 900W can achieve freedom. This school is so considerate and I really want to go to study again.

900W can achieve freedom (those funny pictures that make people laugh so hard that their stomachache)

05/14 1722

1. What do you think is the most funny thing to fill in this blank? 2. Which principle did you didn’t understand a few years ago, but now you finally understand it? It turns out that people really don’t have the longer the relationship, the better. 3. They are quite sincere and k - DayDayNews

1. What do you think is the most funny thing to fill in this blank? 2. Which principle did you didn’t understand a few years ago, but now you finally understand it? It turns out that people really don’t have the longer the relationship, the better. 3. They are quite sincere and k

"Salt God of Summoning Reply" What do you think is the most funny to fill in this blank?

05/14 1974

01 Based on my memory, Xiao Ming was highly myopic. He wore glasses as thick as the bottom of the beer bottle, but he kept making trouble. One day, when he went home, his nose was swollen and he didn't wear glasses on his nose. Grandma asked, "What's going on?" "I had a fight wit - DayDayNews

01 Based on my memory, Xiao Ming was highly myopic. He wore glasses as thick as the bottom of the beer bottle, but he kept making trouble. One day, when he went home, his nose was swollen and he didn't wear glasses on his nose. Grandma asked, "What's going on?" "I had a fight wit

Short joke: Take off your glasses and hit it with memory?

05/14 1106

Who would like to go to this marriage notice? The main reason is that his world is different from yours. From this point of view, it feels like they are both complaining. It is blessed to have such a girlfriend. - DayDayNews

Who would like to go to this marriage notice? The main reason is that his world is different from yours. From this point of view, it feels like they are both complaining. It is blessed to have such a girlfriend.

The upper right corner of this graduation photo is the key point. I believe that it will still be their world in a few years hahahaha

05/14 1569

1. Hilarious classic college jokes. When I first graduated from college, I immediately refuted the uselessness of studying. Since I got married and had children, when I saw that reading is useless, I began to like and support it. It was not because I had experienced more and unde - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic college jokes. When I first graduated from college, I immediately refuted the uselessness of studying. Since I got married and had children, when I saw that reading is useless, I began to like and support it. It was not because I had experienced more and unde

Hilarious classic college funny jokes, funny movies and embarrassing jokes

05/13 1639

1. Hilarious classic chatting and funny jokes. When chatting with a colleague, I asked her, "If your boyfriend gave you a breakup fee of 3 million yuan, what would you do?" This guy's eyes rolled and he said, "Maybe he would break up and get back together in a bad mood!" One day, - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic chatting and funny jokes. When chatting with a colleague, I asked her, "If your boyfriend gave you a breakup fee of 3 million yuan, what would you do?" This guy's eyes rolled and he said, "Maybe he would break up and get back together in a bad mood!" One day,

Hilarious classic chatting funny jokes, embarrassing work funny jokes

05/13 1991

When a foreign family was driving out for fun, the co-pilot took a picture of an interesting scene with his mobile phone. He saw a person lying on a tree and a bear lying down below. Who told me that when I encountered a bear in the wild, I could climb onto the tree and hide? - DayDayNews

When a foreign family was driving out for fun, the co-pilot took a picture of an interesting scene with his mobile phone. He saw a person lying on a tree and a bear lying down below. Who told me that when I encountered a bear in the wild, I could climb onto the tree and hide?

Today's commentary: After resigning, the girl kidnapped the boss's "daughter"

05/13 1599