The lotus root is broken and still connected

Yesterday, my cousin and wife gave birth to a big fat boy. Our big family came to visit. The second cousin looked at the sleeping child and said, "Boy, sleep. Right. There are still 6558 days before the college entrance examination."

As a result, his wife’s smile broke open and was sent to the operating room. Now he is beaten like a pig by his parents, father-in-law, and mother-in-law, squatting in the corner thinking about life.

02

Yesterday, the master drove a car and didn't know the route.

After a while, the navigator: "There is an airplane 100 meters ahead". I said "Cow, what kind of navigation is so high-end! Aircraft can detect".

In less than two seconds, the navigator said: "The train is coming", I was shocked, "Lie down! The train can also be detected!?" Navigator, a bargain, this thing is a bit stuck, you just read it when you connect it. "There is a non-motorized lane one hundred meters ahead..."

03

said that there is a little boy who bullies the kindergarten.Mad.

The daughter-in-law said, "Then have you figured out any way to deal with him?"

The little granddaughter married him and said, "I will not grow up and gritted his teeth." Money, when I’m upset, I’ll go shopping and buy clothes. When I get angry, let him kneel and washboard and deal with him with the same method you used to deal with my dad..."

The whole family fainted~

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u 04

Dad sorted the drawer and accidentally broke his mother's jade bracelet.

Dad was terrified and begged me to say: Good son, you can think of a way...

I think my dad is poor, just take it, repair it, and use gold. It took me 2000...

I took the bracelet and just wanted to ask my dad for money. My dad grabbed the bracelet and ran to the kitchen and said: Old lady, your son broke your bracelet, I Fix it for you...

Hahaha, sure enough ginger is still old and spicy!

05

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wife: "50th wedding anniversary is called golden wedding,The 25th anniversary is called silver wedding . We will be married for the second anniversary soon. What kind of marriage is called?

I didn’t even think about answering directly: “Second marriage!

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06

After thinking hard for a while, he said, "The lotus root is broken and still connected. "

I said: "This is not good, how can I take it apart and use it." "

The son continued to think hard, and after a while, he said painfully: "I won't make a sentence today. Please mother not to break the lotus roots I have beaten." "

07

How did you look at the snake and the centipede? How much does it cost to buy shoes? "

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The centipede was upset when he heard it: "Huh, it's a mockery. I don't think I have too many legs, I It's not bad that your limbs are incomplete!

08

grandmother and grandson watch TV.

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grandson said: "Those refugees in Africa have no food to eat, so pitiful!"

my grandmother was disapproved after hearing this: "I have no food to eat, why do I still have money to perm my hair?"

09 _p1br _p0 and his son are watching TV suddenly span _p0 p0 The protagonist knelt down to propose to the heroine.