1. funny classic cold jokes, loneliness, taken apart, there are children, fruits, dogs, mosquitoes and flies, enough to hold up an alleyway in midsummer evening , Full of human touch. Under the willow shed for young children, small dogs chasing butterflies and narrow alleys, the world is bustling with laughter, but I have free wind on my temples. ------This is called loneliness.
2. Search Tiantianyixiaoxiaowang to see more jokes, the six-year-old cousin told me that he fell in love with a girl. I asked him if he knew what to like. He said: "Knowing Eben I don't like fat, but I like her when she is fat; I don't like other people touching my things, she can touch them randomly."
3. A joke , eating snacks at home and watching a costume drama, I saw a concubine wrapped in a quilt by two people, carrying it to bed. The little nephew on the side seemed to be talking, and I stopped: "Don't ask, you will know these things when you grow up." He said, "Auntie, if it is you, there should be three people able to carry it."
4 . Received a text message: "Please remit money to XX account." At that time, I planned to prank the person who sent this kind of fraudulent text message! Just replied: "As long as my son is fine." After about 10 minutes, the liar replied to me: "Brother, I am a liar, and your son is not in my hands. You can find your son quickly. !" ...
5. The company always uses the kind of hand-pumped paper that you bring to the toilet. Today, my colleague was anxious to go out after lunch and asked me to help him pick up papers and put them away.I was also busy with other things, talking about the toilet paper, and then I went to the toilet and took away the toilet paper from the vice president who was going to the toilet...
6. Why do people want to read? For example, when you fall in love, what you would say is: "If life is just like seeing it at first time, what's the matter with the autumn wind and sad painting fan. Waiting for leisure to change, but the old people's heart is easy to change." Instead of TMD, it will only say: "Want to cry, uncomfortable!"
7. When I went to the wedding, it was my buddy who arranged the seat. He said I was unmarried and he wanted to arrange a table for me single. I was so excited, thinking that maybe there would be a single goddess or something. . . Later, I arranged a table for children, and let me take care of them and eat well! ! !
8. Roommate, the person looks good, but the relationship between women is a bit worse. Today, he and I met a woman on the way back to the bedroom. "Hi, handsome guy" I thought he was coming in spring, but who knew this guy would reply: What do you call Dad! ! ! Destined to be single! ! ! !
.
