Five funny novels that I can’t bear to delete after reading.

Hello, everyone, I am the warm winter sun. Today I bring you five funny novels that you can’t bear to delete after reading.

"I Don't Really Want to Make Trouble" Author: Zuo Shuan Hand

Poor mountains and rivers, ghastly. Monsters hide, no strangers enter. Ding: Three miles ahead, there is a corpse underground. It will not be transformed for a thousand years. If you pick it up, you will get a bronze-headed iron-armed diamond body.

Hearing the prompt tone, Liu Jin expressed helplessness. Brother Corpse, I really don't want to cause trouble, but my system is so cheap that I can't help it.

Wonderful review: The giant snake directly flew into the sky, opening its mouth to the ghost bride and spewing out a stream of water vapor, like a fire extinguisher, directly flying the ghost bride towards Liu Jin.

"Good come!" Liu Jin swept across, splitting a group of hanged ghosts, then jumped up and slashed with a knife.

"Go!" As soon as the ghost bride waved her hand, Liu Jin felt that she was being attacked by some force. His body flew out without any resistance, hitting the wall with severe pain in his internal organs and grinning with teeth.

Is this so fierce?

Old man, no wonder you suddenly said thank you very politely. Sure enough, every word and every attitude of the old fox is not without reason.

is slanderous, but the interception must continue.

The promise given by the man must be fulfilled. This is the bottom line.

Looking at the ghost bride attacking the giant snake, Liu Jin got up and slashed to death a hanged ghost who wanted to sneak attack. Then, when he reached out, the watermelon stone appeared.

"Baby Shi, now my buddies are poor, I can only rely on you. I see that half of the face is missing, it's it. Give it to me." Liu Jin pointed to the ghost bride who was fighting with the giant snake, gritted his teeth.

The watermelon stone suddenly appeared a layer of black light, one by one, and then flew directly.

"Dao Chang, Times Changed" Author: All-Metal Cassette

　 A Depot silver coin brought Yunsong to a turbulent era.

Here, there are foreigners, strong boats and guns, warlord factions, Zhumen is intoxicated, and the people are displaced.

Here, there are also strange, evil, python immortals, corpses, living graves, dead jade, paper people stealing lives, stone Buddha buying luck, old cats worshiping the moon at night, wild fox thief group coffins, and day trips in the ancient town. In the old capital, Yin soldiers borrowed the road, the old villages and ten-mile foreign fields were full of murderous houses, the white bone temples hidden in the mass graves, and the unnamed cities frequently appeared thousand-year-old demons.

Here, Depot silver coins have two sides, silver coins are used by people, and dark coins are used by ghosts. Yunsong also has two sides. It is the Taoist who wears Taoist robe, the lonely soul, the evil ghost, the zombie, the evil Buddha, and the wild city god... If you don’t go to the countryside, there are no government departments in these areas.

All violations of law and discipline in the villages are punished by the rules of the township and family rules. On the road where the security chief, the chief, and the elder of the clan will preside over the road, Wang Youde told Yun Song that stealing is in the city. It's not a big deal, because there is generally not much loss.

But it is a big deal in the countryside. The villagers are simple and timid, and often do not directly commit the felony of robbery and murder.

If you steal too much, you dare to snatch it; if you can't snatch it, you will kill! Therefore, villages must prevent the people from committing serious mistakes and serious crimes, and often small crimes will be punished, and the people's criminal heart will be strangled in the small crimes.

The punishment for theft by the city patrol is to be detained for a few days and let go. The punishment in the old town is much harsher, using a leather whip dipped in salt water for ten strokes!

Cao Jindong calmed down after listening to the big elephant. He stared at the big elephant in disbelief, and then asked in a more serious tone: "What did you say?"

The big elephant said dejectedly: "That western wallet, No more." Cao Jindong was furious and calmed down strangely.

He went up and grabbed the big elephant's wrist and said earnestly: "Big elephant, this young master knows that you steal your wallet on an impulse, and also knows that you are short of money. Then, you return the wallet to me with the two silver oceans inside. My master has rewarded you."

The big elephant shook his head and said: "There is no silver ocean in it."

Cao Jindong's face was instantly embarrassed, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Okay,You really stole your wallet! Say, where is it now?

Author of "The Immortal I Have to Pretend to Be a Kind": Pigeon Slayer

Fang Cheng was cut off his head. Fang Cheng was pierced in his heart. Fang Cheng was stuffed with garlic in his mouth. Fang Cheng was dragged into the sun. Fang Cheng was shattered by angry enemies. Fang Cheng was resurrected and opened his hands to the enemies: "Actually, I am not a vampire!"

Everyone roared: "I believe you a ghost ! "I want to be a quiet man" author: Bang Latte

Wonderful review: As a virgin, his last wish before his death only asked to touch the Opie, no other excessive thoughts.

It can be seen that this is just one Completely harmless and sad and teary small request.

Kanzaki Rin nodded with tears, then took up this specially-made elongated silver sword, pointed it at Fang Cheng’s chest and stabbed it hard.

Fang Cheng I was so scared that I dodged aside, and got out to get a distance from her: "Fuck, your woman is too unscrupulous, right? You just finished playing the BOSS and will kill your teammates?

Kanzaki Rin pointed his sword at him and said angrily: "Do you think this kind of trick is fun?" You still want to touch my oppa, why don't you die? !

She really thought that Fang Cheng was going to die just now, and she was too anxious. In the end, she was tricked by this bastard, and he was watched as a joke.

Fang Cheng patted the dust on his body and stood up: "I'm just driving with you." It's just a joke to ease the atmosphere, and what's wrong with touching the Oupai, isn't the meaning of this thing growing out of being touched?

Kanzaki Rin didn’t know how to refute this guy’s fallacies for a while.

"Rabbit Must Die" author: Yi Meng Huang Liang

After the heavenly court, the major gods in the heavenly court raised banners: fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-rabbit.

At the same time, the chef’s rabbit cooking book has also begun to sell. You can often see a group of gods wielding various magic weapons.Chasing a rabbit all over the mountain, yelling: "It doesn't matter if you fight in groups, you don't need to face, the rabbit must die!"

Passerby: Why is that rabbit so awkward? Almost all gods know him because of cuteness?

Passerby: No! Because it's cheap! It's not right, it's very cheap!

Wonderful review: The barefoot immortal became white and Qin Shou said with a glance: "Is the poor road still unable to lose? The other is not important, the dough is still needed."

After finishing, the barefoot immortal took out a rope from his arms and threw it to it. Qin Shou said, "How about giving this to you?"

Qin Shou doesn't have such good eyesight. He doesn't know what the rope is, so he muttered: "Daxian, you give me a rope for walking the dog. What are you doing?"

When the barefoot immortal heard it, he raised his hand and gave Qin Shou a violent shudder. In the eyes of most immortals, it is also a sought-after item. In your eyes, is it just improvised? If you don’t want it, give it back to me."

Qin Shou quickly stuffed it to Chang'e and said: "Hurry up, this old man wants to take it back. No gambling. Forget it. What about the small card I gave you before? Put it on and hang it on my neck."

I will snatch yours?"

Qin Shou said hehe: "Don't snatch, what are you doing with such a long hand?"

Barefoot Daxian suddenly got angry and his nose was almost crooked.

Chang'e pursed her lips, and she could see that the two were quarreling, not really angry.