A wonderful story about preparation and unpreparation

A series of funny things happened to thieves, share it.

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On Sunday afternoon, we were still working and we received a notice. At 10:30 on Monday morning, we closed the book to answer the questions with the phone, and the camera invigilated the whole process.

More than a dozen of us began to recite the questions quickly. The question bank is 350 single-choice multiple-choice judgments, 70 random questions in the exam, 85/100 passing.

I started to review the questions at about 5:30 in the afternoon. The first time I did it blindly, I pulled the answer column out of the screen and marked my answer with colors. After doing it again, I checked the answer and it was half wrong. My mentality was a bit unstable.

Rely on Baidu to understand the next wrong question, ready to do the second time.

I find that I am really a genius: I blacked out the answer column, just can't see the answer in black font. Double-click the format brush on the white background grid to light up the answer grid one by one. I will display the answer only after I have a definite answer in my mind. If it’s not correct, I will mark the answer in red; after all the questions have been done, the answer will be bright, copy the answer list in the back , Record the result of this answer.

The second time I answered the question, I kept the wrong question within 20, which is equivalent to a score of 94 or higher.

It was already 8:30 in the evening, and I had a composure in my heart. I went for a run to take a bath and wash clothes. I also chatted with my girlfriend for more than an hour. It was already 11:30 when I came back.

The third time I answered the question, only seven or eight were wrong, which is equivalent to more than 97 points. After answering at 12:30, I went to bed and continued to review in my dream.

Unfortunately, I didn’t review it in my dream. Instead, I dreamed of being scolded by the leader...

Wake up at 7:30 in the morning, wash and eat something, it’s 8 o’clock, I did it the third time, I got 3 wrong questions, and I felt invincible. .

I didn't finish the fourth pass, I felt so sleepy, and I got up too early...

I thought I should be stable.

exam

a big brother with a better relationship,Saying that I haven't finished reading it again...I thought that I should be fine, because it is more of a dead question.

As a result, we received a message at the place. We can bring a computer, or check it on our mobile phone if we don’t have a computer...

The notice says it’s closed paper and it’s very strict.

confessed before the exam, "As long as you don't speak, you can do it", "The test app is not easy to use, please slow down", "If you have a problem, raise your hand, don't worry"...

The result was a problem at the beginning, many people It is stuck in the interface and can’t get in. On the one hand, the network is really bad today. There is usually 5G and there are only three grids of 4G today; on the other hand, the reason is that the app is really bad! ! !

I waited for a minute in the interface, and finally came up with the question. When I finished one question and clicked the next question, the loading pattern appeared, and my heart shook, not good.

Every question must be loaded. How does this network server take the exam?

Sure enough, the third question can't be loaded. The lower right corner already shows "3/70", and the question is still the second question.

I clicked the last question, and the lower right corner became "2/70" again, which is the second question, but the answer I chose is gone.

I slowly found out later that I have to wait. If I click the next question, I have to wait for half a minute. If it is still the previous question, return to the previous question and try again. The problem is that there is no response to the previous question...

if Just forget it if I didn't do it, and I will find that I have changed the wrong answer to the question I have done, framing me!

Just like this, the whole conference room was blown up and everyone had problems. Everyone grabbed resources and got stuck together... God knows what I went through.

I did one question at a time, and I did it once I did it. If I didn’t do it, I went back and did it again. If I lost the answer, I did it again. If I secretly changed my answer, I did it again.

After half an hour, I finished 70 questions. The app can show how many questions have been answered. I saw, good guy, half of the questions were unanswered. What about

?

Make up!

Fortunately there is a question jump function, I just jumped around in these unanswered questions,Jump where there is no answer, and continue to jump after the answer is displayed without answer... The middle also explored: don’t just jump away after answering one question, click the next question to save the higher success rate.

A lot of people slipped away in the middle of the answer, and the person in charge also said that they would come back after the afternoon.

I feel uncomfortable. I feel like me who memorizes the questions.

Until one hour has passed, I still have four or five questions unanswered, even if I have jumped directly back and forth between them countless times. .

When the time is up, it shows a negative time. I tried to hand in the paper. The result suggested that please complete all the questions... In the crash, it was a bit funny. Maybe this is just a pissed laugh.

-36 seconds, I suddenly turned in the paper, and the results popped up to see, 98.5, a wrong question.

? ? ?

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What's the matter?

Is this over?

As far as I know, I am the only one who has passed this batch.

No need to over summarise

This is simply a very strange thing, full of coincidences and speechlessness, fortunately the result is quite happy.

This is not enough to explain what "efforts must be rewarded", "persistence will have miracles", this is really a lot of backing, and luck is also against the sky.

This is a typical case that is easy to be over-summarized. I was really lucky. In addition, I did it quickly because I did it very well. I didn’t need to check the computer, plus a little bit of persistence, at least. Complete.

Someone got stuck and quit after answering the phone, and never went in again; some people had scores, but still failed: some people didn’t get in at all...

Finally, there were scores, but only three or four. people.

don't know how to deal with it later, but I am still inexplicably happy.

After all, isn’t luck worth being happy?

Afternoon

I feel very happy: Others have to go to the test in the afternoon, I can take a nap in comfort, and sleep as long as I want to sleep...

In a daze, many people come in and out,The door opens and closes, and no one is at all practical... Someone even called me, "Hurry up and go to XXX and take the exam again."

? ? ?

Didn’t I pass it?

Why do you want to start again?

But I still have a calm mind, wear clothes, short sleeves, pants, socks, coats, masks and helmets...

rushed to the place with a sweat, and the person in charge said, "Report yours together. Let's do it again." .

waited for nearly an hour, the person in charge said, "I made a mistake, the person in charge of the backstage did not report you."

OK~

Today is very strange, my mobile and Unicom have no signal at all, as the examination room has WIFI in the conference room, I quickly cached two books, and the Internet was pretty good. beautiful.

As a result, the two outsourcing personnel from our company couldn't even search for the question, and they said there was a problem with the question... The person in charge yelled, "Where is the person who got 98.5 points on the network card in the morning? Come and help."

I went to have a look, isn’t this what I memorized? It's embarrassing to say that there is a problem with the topic.

Counting the time of the network freeze, two test papers, two 70 questions, two ten minutes, a total of three questions were wrong, the whole process was answered in seconds, I really installed it.

But I'm not happy, so why don't others prepare well and want me to come here?

It’s fine if you are getting older. The two guys are younger than me, and they swiftly scan their phones-if today is really closed-book and strict proctoring, what will they do?

is also indispensable to summarize.

There are many people in this world who don't care about anything and don't prepare for anything, but every time they are very strange, they can pass through the thrills.

For example, these two guys don't have to do anything, don't worry, others will take care of everything.

There are many people in this world who take everything seriously and take everything as a matter of course. They are just passing the test, and they look stupid.

For example, I spent four or five hours with countless brain cells,Memorize things that are not necessarily useful, and can only pretend to be x bluffing.

The latter basically hates the former, "why?"

This will actually create a kind of path dependence of "just pass the test": if you go to pass, there will always be times when you fail; Only those who go for a high score can have enough fault tolerance to prevent them from failing.

One lucky pass, lucky pass every time, can you pass the level lucky for a lifetime?

My reason tried to convince me that my over-preparation is a good thing, but my sensibility tells me——

is very angry!

is over!

This is the 291st written article by Rubbing Renren. It is another small part of his ordinary and boring life, and it is also his little progress.

Welcome to the public account "Kneading Renren" to play with me.

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