God’s reply: The golf clubs I bought must go through the security check. The security guards pulled out all the electric batons nearby.

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Do you know what welcome ceremony this is?

What do you think will be the result?

Do you think this composition is easy to write?

I don’t know to pay attention to safety on the road, you really fell from the sky.

The waiter couldn't help but start to praise you.

Does she still want to live with you?

This time I can satisfy you.

You should learn Chinese first.

You should stop smoking.

You should not be so rude.

How long is the shortest relationship you have ever had?

Your mother is really beautiful.

Have you seen this phenomenon?

Would you mind buying a house?

Do you also support domestic products?

Your family is really unreasonable.

Guess what he did?

Hot water is omnipotent.

How to say hello?

Your imagination is so rich.

How should you answer to establish correct values for children?

Please use one sentence to explain that the times have changed.

You can't upset the little girl casually.

She doesn't like your emoticons.

Help her take it off and put it on again.

Your opponent today is indeed a bit weak.

Do you think it was difficult that year?

Her name is Chang'an, what do you want to call it?

Can it be faked like this? Go back and hit his shop.

If it were you, who would you save?

Your fart is better than your second uncle's motorcycle.

You can add one, right?

Guess what his boyfriend would say?

Do you know why?

I haven't eaten so I don't feel it.

How do you think he should speak?

If it were you, which three would you choose?

Can you name his daughter?

Why are you taking a picture now?

Let you choose which one would you choose?

This matter should be discussed in person.

What projects will you participate in?

Why do boys like to sit like this when eating?

Do you know what the next sentence is?

You are such a smart person.

Does your grandma do this?

Whose tricycle is this?

What will you find?

What would a high EQ person say?

God's reply: the golf clubs you bought must go through the security check. The security guards are next to the electric baton . All of them are drawn out

Can you use the five words? ?

What do you think should be put in the brackets?

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Little girl, I don’t know how to pay attention when sleeping in the company. This posture makes my colleagues see it so embarrassingly

04/20 1728

I will give you full marks on why Li Bai didn’t reply to Du Fu. After the game, the reporter interviewed Chinese women's basketball athlete Han Xu. Chinese netizens are really talented and have a great comment! - DayDayNews

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04/20 1690

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