Everyday Smile | The martial arts hall can't go on

2021/09/1019:00:18 funny 1633

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does not make money

Master Zhang opened a new martial arts gym, and the business was good, but within a week, the martial arts gym could not be opened anymore.

My friend was very puzzled, so he asked him: "Why is it closed?"

Master Zhang said: "If I don't make money, I almost lost my life this week!"

The friend asked in disbelief, "No, you accept it." So many apprentices, why don’t they make money?”

Master Zhang sighed and said, “I teach drunken boxer. The apprentices are too good to drink.”

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This is doing it. What

This morning, Xiao Wang was sleeping, and he heard someone shouting outside the window: "Kill to death, beat to death, beat to death, reverse, reverse..."

The wife stabbed Xiao Wang with her arm After a while, he said, "You go and have a look, it's probably the young couple next door who is arguing again!"

Xiao Wang put his head out the window and glanced out, then fell asleep again.

My wife heard the noise outside and complained: "Why don't you pull them away?"

Xiao Wang smiled and said, "Don't be nervous, the husband next door is directing him My wife is backing up."

liberal arts class

high school is divided into liberal arts class, and Xiao Ming chose the liberal arts class. At the same table, he asked him: "Why did you choose liberal arts because you got good grades in science? Is it because there are more girls in liberal arts classes?"

Xiao Ming said, "I didn't think about this. Get closer."

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Reviewer: Orange

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I thought you were going to perform alone fishing for snow in the cold river, but I didn't expect it to be just bronze. At first glance, this should have many years of martial arts skills, it’s amazing. What are you talking about? Can you piss me off with a louder voice? Look at - DayDayNews

I thought you were going to perform alone fishing for snow in the cold river, but I didn't expect it to be just bronze. At first glance, this should have many years of martial arts skills, it’s amazing. What are you talking about? Can you piss me off with a louder voice? Look at

A moment of relaxation: I thought you were going to perform alone fishing for snow in the cold river, but I didn't expect it to be just bronze

05/04 1692

Bad brat, how many times did grandpa have you dreamed? Emperor Zhang suddenly woke up and looked around. The gloomy and terrifying environment in the last second turned into a classroom in an instant. . . . . No money to fight. - DayDayNews

Bad brat, how many times did grandpa have you dreamed? Emperor Zhang suddenly woke up and looked around. The gloomy and terrifying environment in the last second turned into a classroom in an instant. . . . . No money to fight.

A very pleasant and funny novel

05/04 1615

Let’s feel it together: Ghost: I’m panicked and help me! Staff: I’m afraid I’ve never seen a man. This is really funny and I can't help it. Female ghost: Is there any such operation? - DayDayNews

Let’s feel it together: Ghost: I’m panicked and help me! Staff: I’m afraid I’ve never seen a man. This is really funny and I can't help it. Female ghost: Is there any such operation?

"The most unforgettable experience in a haunted house! Ghost: Why can't my coffin board be opened???"

05/03 1359

The Lantern Festival has passed, I believe everyone has guessed many riddles. 315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Search the riddle on the Internet: "A white-b - DayDayNews

The Lantern Festival has passed, I believe everyone has guessed many riddles. 315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Search the riddle on the Internet: "A white-b

Funny riddle: An old man with a bag of black beans, he walked while leaking (animal)

05/03 1178

It rained, and continued to lie at home. My little aunt woke up at five in the morning. She is like this. She can’t wake up at eight or nine in weekdays. She just urges her to wake up by brushing her teeth and washing her face. On rest days, you can wake up at five or six o'clock - DayDayNews

It rained, and continued to lie at home. My little aunt woke up at five in the morning. She is like this. She can’t wake up at eight or nine in weekdays. She just urges her to wake up by brushing her teeth and washing her face. On rest days, you can wake up at five or six o'clock

What we practice is going well

05/03 1753

Is this shower head all sour? Why are you haunted here in the middle of the night? Camel: This hair looks quite delicious, come and try it. The baby doesn't know it's flour, haha. - DayDayNews

Is this shower head all sour? Why are you haunted here in the middle of the night? Camel: This hair looks quite delicious, come and try it. The baby doesn't know it's flour, haha.

A moment of relaxation: Is this shower head so crazy? Why is it haunted here in the middle of the night?

05/03 1639

Do you still remember the first time you drank bottled pure water? I remember it very deeply! In 1998, when I was in my second year of high school, after playing physical education class, a few of our best buddies went to the school convenience store to buy water and drink it. - DayDayNews

Do you still remember the first time you drank bottled pure water? I remember it very deeply! In 1998, when I was in my second year of high school, after playing physical education class, a few of our best buddies went to the school convenience store to buy water and drink it.

Do you remember the first time you drank bottled pure water?

05/03 1556

Look at how easy it is, how come you are so troublesome? Do you still not answer the answer when you see such a dedicated young lady? Squad leader, you can't be biased, you also want help here. - DayDayNews

Look at how easy it is, how come you are so troublesome? Do you still not answer the answer when you see such a dedicated young lady? Squad leader, you can't be biased, you also want help here.

A moment of relaxation: Look at how easy it is, how come it is so troublesome to you

05/03 1704

Beauties pay attention when watching their children, and they have tanned them. Good guy, this has completely made you a convenient channel. Suddenly it was like a snake swallowing an elephant. If it was stuffed into a fish as big as it was, would it be indigestion? - DayDayNews

Beauties pay attention when watching their children, and they have tanned them. Good guy, this has completely made you a convenient channel. Suddenly it was like a snake swallowing an elephant. If it was stuffed into a fish as big as it was, would it be indigestion?

Suddenly it was like a snake swallowing an elephant. Will it be indigestion if it was stuffed into such a big fish?

05/03 1487

Can you still pay the bill? Do you really care about me? Why do I think you are just coming to anger me? Hedgehog: I suddenly came to play today and suddenly came to me with something! - DayDayNews

Can you still pay the bill? Do you really care about me? Why do I think you are just coming to anger me? Hedgehog: I suddenly came to play today and suddenly came to me with something!

Do you really care about me? Why do I think you are just here to get angry with me?

05/03 1555