Haha God's comment opened your eyes: What cup do you use reveals what job position you are

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My boy is 1.65 meters tall. What is the best height for my girlfriend? Who can tell me?

I thought that my ancestor was a scorcher, and the reviews have disappointed me too!

How many people have seen Charlotte annoyed, some please give me a claw!

The seller sent the wrong item and he refused to admit it. Where should I complain to him?

What is the highest level of lies?

What is the greatest happiness of men? What kind of weapon is this?

It’s so easy for girls to eat out. Have you learned it?

Is not partial to subjects at all, can't Chinese and mathematics?

So the nurse replied and gave a small box!

It is too scary for the doctor to put his hands in the front, I still like him to put his hands in the back!

These god reviews are all classics, so please take out your notes!

The password is 6666, if you don’t believe me, try it!

What’s so strange about your cat’s backflip,My dog can also jump from a ten-meter platform!

No matter which one cheats, it hurts!

You have to give me your ID, so I can read it directly!

Brother, you are really good, you have to boil the bowl of noodles, this noodles should be cooked in a pot!

Now there are two, and the melon farmers dare not sell them!

I am so envious of you, you still have girls hitting you, but no one hits me!

For those who do not enter the drums, the rear team cuts the front team, it seems that this is the truth!

It is useless to treat a serious illness, so there is no need to treat it!

You are all talents, I will not come here as a farmer!

Is there any expert who can calculate the weight of the head?

Dear gods, can you take other store names? You can write in the comment area!

Oh my god, what is the sixth class? Is it really that awesome!

Wang Baoqiang so good,Why do you still betray her?

Didn’t the ancient soldiers directly loyal to the emperor? Why do you want to rebel?

I swear, this life is not Liu Yifei will not marry, now I am almost 35, I did it!

Let me ask the god review, how do you prove that you are an eunuch?

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Haha God's comment opens your eyes: what cup you use, reveals what job position you are

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Young man, don’t you feel spicy when you eat this way? Do you make eggs like this taste better? Dog, who will explain how insecure it is to use such equipment at home? Which brother’s mask is dropped off? Cat: This is really fun, it’s not that my father can’t do such a thing. If - DayDayNews

Young man, don’t you feel spicy when you eat this way? Do you make eggs like this taste better? Dog, who will explain how insecure it is to use such equipment at home? Which brother’s mask is dropped off? Cat: This is really fun, it’s not that my father can’t do such a thing. If

Brother, let’s not dress like this when we catch a fish. It’s so embarrassing to be seen.

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I joined a new company. A female colleague often talked to me and gave me a cup of hot milk tea from time to time. I was moved to tears, so I took her decisively and took her down. Not long after dating, she took me home. When her mother saw me, she said excitedly: "Qian Nian Dao - DayDayNews

I joined a new company. A female colleague often talked to me and gave me a cup of hot milk tea from time to time. I was moved to tears, so I took her decisively and took her down. Not long after dating, she took me home. When her mother saw me, she said excitedly: "Qian Nian Dao

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Please stick the slogan in the kitchen. Who said that Zhanggui Tong’s clothes look like shrimp dumplings! Once he accepted this setting...Mother-in-law: Isn’t anyone really speaking for me? - DayDayNews

Please stick the slogan in the kitchen. Who said that Zhanggui Tong’s clothes look like shrimp dumplings! Once he accepted this setting...Mother-in-law: Isn’t anyone really speaking for me?

Lie to my mother that she was pregnant to escape school? Hahahahahahahaha I'm crazy

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1. Hilarious classic blind dates and funny jokes. What I encountered last night was really strange. First, the girl who had an appointment for a blind date did not come, and then a woman I didn’t know walked into the restaurant and looked at me and then left. It was so inexplicab - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic blind dates and funny jokes. What I encountered last night was really strange. First, the girl who had an appointment for a blind date did not come, and then a woman I didn’t know walked into the restaurant and looked at me and then left. It was so inexplicab

Hilarious classic blind date funny jokes, embarrassing girlfriend funny jokes

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1. Hilarious classic class funny jokes, the teacher asked in chemistry class: What is sodium? The classmates looked at each other in silence. The chemistry teacher was a little angry and raised the volume and said: What is sodium? Suddenly the teacher's phone rang: It was a magic - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic class funny jokes, the teacher asked in chemistry class: What is sodium? The classmates looked at each other in silence. The chemistry teacher was a little angry and raised the volume and said: What is sodium? Suddenly the teacher's phone rang: It was a magic

Hilarious classic class funny jokes, hilarious movie funny classic jokes

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★What is the previous sentence "Peals on the road want to break their souls"? God’s reply: The streets are full of cars getting drunk. ★ "Swish"! I stood in front of you and looked at you affectionately. What would you do? God replied: You scared me again! ★The first drink I thin - DayDayNews

★What is the previous sentence "Peals on the road want to break their souls"? God’s reply: The streets are full of cars getting drunk. ★ "Swish"! I stood in front of you and looked at you affectionately. What would you do? God replied: You scared me again! ★The first drink I thin

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Girls, are you here to joke? I won't tell you what happened in the future. Let's take a look at the large-tonnage water waist. The sisters are married and there are too many girlfriends, so we can only pull them with a tractor! - DayDayNews

Girls, are you here to joke? I won't tell you what happened in the future. Let's take a look at the large-tonnage water waist. The sisters are married and there are too many girlfriends, so we can only pull them with a tractor!

I stayed there for a few days before I found out that there was this thing under the bed. Now the landlord should not be deducted from the deposit, right?

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As the saying goes, "Dog laughs and falls into a baby", refers to those funny things that make people laugh so hard that they can't stop laughing. Dog, bitch, here refers to a pregnant bitch. This long road is long, and even though I know the traffic jam is so serious, Te Deng br - DayDayNews

As the saying goes, "Dog laughs and falls into a baby", refers to those funny things that make people laugh so hard that they can't stop laughing. Dog, bitch, here refers to a pregnant bitch. This long road is long, and even though I know the traffic jam is so serious, Te Deng br

What does Beiliunong often say that "the dog has a baby with a smile" mean?

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Because it rained too heavily in the morning, there was no way to go, so I had to stop leaving the stall. Fortunately, the rain began to stop at 9:30, and then the sky was clear and the sun was shining brightly. My mood was getting better, so I opened the map and found a good pla - DayDayNews

Because it rained too heavily in the morning, there was no way to go, so I had to stop leaving the stall. Fortunately, the rain began to stop at 9:30, and then the sky was clear and the sun was shining brightly. My mood was getting better, so I opened the map and found a good pla

The third day of setting up a stall in Dongguan, today is a leisurely day

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1. My son was beaten by my wife when he was naughty and disobedient. He cried and howled: "Dad save me!!" Seeing my wife's fierce move, I didn't dare to say anything. My son cried even louder and shouted, "What kind of man are you? What kind of man are you? I watched her beat me - DayDayNews

1. My son was beaten by my wife when he was naughty and disobedient. He cried and howled: "Dad save me!!" Seeing my wife's fierce move, I didn't dare to say anything. My son cried even louder and shouted, "What kind of man are you? What kind of man are you? I watched her beat me

Joke: After dinner, my husband suddenly said: Wife, after meeting you, I can only say that I am a tough life

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