God replied: The blood is wiped clean, how can the black stuff come out?

Joke: I didn't call my parents the first time I went home from the field, but I asked my girlfriend to go out to watch movies for dinner and go shopping, so as to improve my feelings. In the afternoon, I was going to go back to each house. When I was looking for my mother, an aunt came across and said to me with a smile: Little Yellow Duck, when did you come home? When I came home for dinner at night, I went back first. I was confused and asked the blushing girlfriend who was hiding behind me, who is this aunt? My girlfriend was white and I said: She is my mother, maybe your future mother-in-law, but I don't know if you can become her son-in-law.

Joke: I went out for dinner with my boyfriend... When I was going downstairs after the meal, the boyfriend behind me suddenly stepped on the stairs. Unsuspectingly, I was shoveled down by him with his screams...stairs It’s the kind of straight ladder, and we were turned upside down with "Ah...ah...ah..." one after the other... When we both stood up and laughed awkwardly while holding our painful buttocks, the big brother next to him was full of faces. "Tsk tusk tusk... Now young people really know how to play, the stairs are just like a slide..."

Joke: Once my uncle gave a license plate to a newly bought car, my uncle picked MN521 and asked about its meaning He replied: I love you, a beautiful woman? I'm almost home. I've been wondering if my aunt will be angry when she sees it. Unexpectedly, my aunt was immediately happy when she saw the license plate, and her aunt yelled: This brand is good! I love you macho! ...